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SAECATFAN

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Nov 7, 2001
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LOFL at the UK "Boosters" 1) pulling the steering wheel away from Mitch and 2) having any ******** clue about how to build a college football program.

Don't worry, folks! Buffy Sinclair Woodford and Webb Ashford IV are hot on the case of getting this football program turned around!

Ain't **** happening. Enjoy your soft drinks and waffles, fatsos.
 

MaxPowerrr

Heisman
Feb 9, 2006
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I kinda want to buy a single ticket from a scalper for $5 and bring a book and conspicuously read the entire game at some point this season.

Marcus Welby start a Commonwealth Book Club.
I'm in.

 
Mar 25, 2004
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Exactly. A waste of f***ing time to pretend that anything good will happen.

I will say, though, that the wheels falling off this thing before the middle of September makes things a hell of a lot more interesting than another end of year collapse would have. They're going to take a massive financial hit for the rest of the season barring a miracle.
 
Feb 4, 2004
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This seems like a good time to point out that Matthew Mitchell makes one million dollars a year, or in other terms 1/12th of a Stoops buyout.


The goofy bastard getting one million per pisses me off almost as much as the Stoops contract. Wish that guy would dance himself right off a cliff.


I bet backwards hat dude hates him some Stoops, I'm guessing $5 tickets can't even pay for the bike maintenance. Does he still roll around on a bike?
 

SAECATFAN

Heisman
Nov 7, 2001
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Oh, they'll get crushed financially.

Actually, no they won't. Mitch and Mark's deposits will be made promptly every 15th and last business day of the month for years on in starting this Thursday.

Remember that Monday morning when you wake up at dawn to grind out a nice life for your family.

F these people.
 

Geese Feeder

All-American
Nov 23, 2003
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Utterly shocked at Barker's lack of composure in the pocket. After that first sack, he was burnt toast. I've never seen a supposed pocket QB struggle as much as he did. That quick slant that sailed into the dirt between both our open receivers was another truly WTF moment. He has this long *** windup, and throws a weird downward trajectory 'spiral' that seems to go against physics. Maybe he has short arms to along w/ those ill-fitting shoulder pads but it's yakety sax. I can't stand him.

Eddie Gran really appears to have a good grasp of our young gunslinger. Hinshaw must be an eagle eye up there in the box too because they're clearly dialed in on the playcalls.

JRowland must never again be taken seriously, as he's merely a parrot for some overpaid dope on the staff. He's lost all credibility.

Those poor CBS guys - IDGAF what Danielson said. He undoubtedly made up the phony call-in story because he was pissed to be there wasting away and wanted to get a dig in to the ****** UK football program. Don't blame him.

And props to our stud *** lineman Landon Young forcing a fumble on his own QB. Welcome to college, pup.

I'm gonna go all night long I'm so livid/embarrassed/sad/sick/etc. This is the worst point I've ever been as a UK football an in my adult life and I'm not sure it's even that close.

Think I'm gonna go all in and buy a GD boat. Eff it.
 
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VernHatton52

Heisman
Aug 9, 2005
7,455
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We're the third best team in the state but what's most depressing is that we're closer to Eastern than we are to Western. If this isn't the bottom, there isn't a bottom.
 
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buckethead1978

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Oct 6, 2007
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The apocryphal UK radio story Danielson shared was obviously something passed along to him by some apologist in the program at some point. Danielson didn't make it up out of whole cloth. It sounds like some **** a rabid UK football fan would make up.
 

SAECATFAN

Heisman
Nov 7, 2001
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What would be good for the state is for WKU to take our spot in the UofL series. It would be far more compelling and would hopefully boost the profile of football in Kentucky. It would also allow us to retreat to the hills and avoid augmenting any further embarrassing losing streaks.
 

Mattox

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Feb 27, 2003
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Give Rowland the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just misheard the guy. What he probably said was the team wouldn't be surprised if they scored this week.
 

Mattox

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Feb 27, 2003
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Arkansas lineman shoves his QB over the goal line for the game winning score. Kentucky lineman strips his QB for a humiliating turnover. S-E-C S-E-C
 

GYERater

All-Conference
Jul 19, 2012
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Matts story about Petrino on the post game show just made things worse, that was it, that was our chance. It doesnt matter if Stoops gets fired this year or next year, it doesnt matter who we hire - we arent getting an opportunity like that again.
 
Nov 14, 2002
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Matt said Petrino wanted to meet with him to sell himself as the next UK coach. This was relayed thru a mutual friend, and obviously the assumption being that getting Matt/KSR on board would help seal the deal.
 

_Chase_

Heisman
Jan 22, 2004
33,893
33,371
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Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Through me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.


^Should be printed on all UK football tickets.

...


And can we get this ***** to lead the Cat Walk the rest of the year, or maybe lead the team out of the tunnel?

 
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