GYERO ARCHIVE
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Looks like the high temperatures in July for Kentucky were right at historical averages.
opcorn:Kentucky is hot in the summer, and cold in the winter.
-I'll concede the Richie one since I just assume you mean he is going to get saltier once his kid is born. Or go plain dumb for while like SAE did.
-SAE has to have a second child, bbdk, MCF pregnant
-3 engagements and Chad married
-UK football has to make a Bowl game and UK MEN'S BBALL has to make the NCAA Final Four (as opposed to the Women's team getting down to its Final Four scholarship players)
-Bob has to lose 40 pounds from his CURRENT WEIGHT. If he adds another 40 in the next 6 months (more likely than him losing 40), THEN drops back to his current status, you lose. According to him, he's what 225?[roll]
-Bonzo falling hopelessly in love? That one's tricky. I'd say he has to fall in love and end of marrying the woman, even if it's not in the 12 month window. Not sure how else to account for that one. Not accepting him "falling hopelessly in love" with a chick then breaking up with her 6 months later.
Man, working with Geese Feeder has been the worst. He's loud, needy and a pastel seersucker pants wearing gaf.
My observation locally is that full-contact, travel football for kids between kindergarten and fifth grade (or so) has the net effect of running kids off at an early age who might otherwise be good football players. Chubby kid forced to play the line at age 7 is now QB material at 13, but will probably never play again b/c he hates football.
Has there ever been a truer statement posted in the GYERO?
Booker - you guys should send goose on a one way trip to Japan and let him for fend for himself. That guy is a real loser
Trump may be nuts, but that son of his - DAMN. Can someone say VEEP? Guy has the chops imo.
Sitting here watching women's Olympic soccer and enjoying it. Huh. Need to learn more about the rules and strategy, but I may be changing my opinion of soccer. I'll keep GYERO updated.
I said GOOD PERSON, you stupid SOBs. Get it right then get F'd.
"Good person" is much more ridiculous than "nice person."
The best thing about soccer is that there's no commercials and it's over in less than two hours. I find that this makes up for a lot of its shortcomings.
Totally agree that it would be ridiculous to not let your son play football for fear of stubbing a toe. Way more likely in soccer, imo.
But fear of brain damage? Pretty good reason.
I think avoiding the disturbing amount of homoerotic hazing that goes on is another good reason not to play football.
My HS was apparently in the news last year for ALLEGED POSSIBLY homoerotic hazing in soccer so keep that in mind.
I think it's cool that schools have archery, fishing, bowling, etc. teams now. I like that.
You also just described every "Police Academy" movie. Now, tell me you wouldn't rather watch Tackleberry, Mahoney, and Hightower than those crying, flopping Euros.
POLICE ACADEMY: THE NEXT GENERATION
(SCENE - The academy firing range)
Tackleberry - "Finally, after years of waiting, I get to live my dream of carrying a giant gun and being a cop."
Jones - (Makes boombox noises followed by Galaga shooting sounds)
Tackleberry - "HE'S GOT A GUN!" (Fires 57 rounds into Jones)
Jones - (Makes Pac-Man "game over" noise, dies)
Mahoney - (Mugs for camera)
(SCENE - The academy firing range)
Tackleberry - "Finally, after years of waiting, I get to live my dream of carrying a giant gun and being a cop."
Jones - (Makes boombox noises followed by Galaga shooting sounds)
Tackleberry - "HE'S GOT A GUN!" (Fires 57 rounds into Jones)
Jones - (Makes Pac-Man "game over" noise, dies)
Mahoney - (Mugs for camera)
Police Academy with gyero cast:
Mahoney = PTI
Lt. Harris = UKO
Commandant Lassard = CatManDoo
Tackleberry = Adam
Leslie Barbara = Llama
Hightower = Mashburned
Hooks = Ladycat
Blue Oyster Dancer = Rogue
Larvel Jones = BBdK
Fackler = Brax
I'm open to other suggestions.
Mahoney = PTI
Lt. Harris = UKO
Commandant Lassard = CatManDoo
Tackleberry = Adam
Leslie Barbara = Llama
Hightower = Mashburned
Hooks = Ladycat
Blue Oyster Dancer = Rogue
Larvel Jones = BBdK
Fackler = Brax
I'm open to other suggestions.
If Pti turns down the role *cough*
I believe I could be of assistance. I've got more 80's cheese in my little finger than he has in that whole svelte shaved body of his.
And for the record, I was trying to do the Christmas party when I lived downtown.
I believe I could be of assistance. I've got more 80's cheese in my little finger than he has in that whole svelte shaved body of his.
And for the record, I was trying to do the Christmas party when I lived downtown.
It is a good reason, and if there were actual stats to prove brain damage occurs by playing youth football, I would support kids not playing. Kids get hurt doing anything and everything...skateboards, bikes, all sports, etc. Can't let them live in a bubble, although some parents do.
Btw...drinks on me at Bull/Bear or Inside the Park at St. Barts on 9/22 or 23 if you can swing it.
You don't get hit hard enough in youth football to cause brain damage. Now high school is another story. Bill Polian's (former Indy GM) son played at my HS. Kid had a couple of concussions during the pre-season and they shut him down for good.
This study only involved 42 former NFL players, but it compared those who started playing before 12 and those who started playing after 12. The results? NOT GREAT, BOB.
http://www.neurology.org/content/early/2015/01/28/WNL.0000000000001358
http://www.neurology.org/content/early/2015/01/28/WNL.0000000000001358
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