Meth? Please. Learn Jessamine County.
JessCo Heroins.
(The team's official name is The Rampant Opioid Addictions. Heroins just rolls off the tongue better.)
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Meth? Please. Learn Jessamine County.
JessCo Heroins.
(The team's official name is The Rampant Opioid Addictions. Heroins just rolls off the tongue better.)
they're not taking picture they're catching Pokémon and/or getting extra pokeballs or something, I'm still trying to figure it out myself. Gonna take the boy around tonight and do work.
Hopefully all the tee-ball coaches are lining their kids up to hit either: (1) dribblers down the 3rd base line or (2) pop-ups behind the infield. Serious GD business merits serious GD coaching.
In my experience, the key to winning t ball is to have more kids than the other team so when everyone gets to bat each inning you score more runs.
T-ball is the ultimate war of attrition in that regard.
T-ball is the ultimate war of attrition in that regard.
Take your tampon out.
"DO WE GET ICE CWEAM AFTUH THE GAME?"
"Not until you learn how to turn a GD 5-4-3 double play, you little ****. Give me two laps.... We're taking the f***ing Lil' Sluggers league this year, so help me Christ."
"Not until you learn how to turn a GD 5-4-3 double play, you little ****. Give me two laps.... We're taking the f***ing Lil' Sluggers league this year, so help me Christ."
It's pretty serious business guys. I had no idea. They keep score, there is updated standings throughout the season on the website/app, end of season tourney, all star tryouts, all star tournaments. It's like it actually matters if you try. Nothing like soccer.
If you think about it, Ulysses S. Grant used the same strategy to defeat the Confederates.
What works in the Civil War, works in t-ball.
What works in the Civil War, works in t-ball.
Again, to clarify, this is t-ball, right?
Asking for a grown man with a Pokémon GO app on his phone.
<------ (Cracks wise about "competitive tee-ball"; prepares to spend entire fall hauling 9-year-olds around central Kentucky for "club soccer")
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If your little boys and girls can't handle hardball, well, there's always soccer.
I easily saw 100+ people playing Pokemon while walking downtown on my lunch today. It's unreal how popular it is.
When I coached my sons soccer team the league didn't keep score but I sure as f*ck did.
Tee-ball [eyeroll]. Coach pitch or gtfo
the "Jessamine County Flavored Blunt Wraps sponsored by Amiri King's Youtube channel" has a nice ring to it
the "Jessamine County Flavored Blunt Wraps sponsored by Amiri King's Youtube channel" has a nice ring to it
The stupid *** wannabe Euro chants and marching before the all important matches is hysterically awful.
Hey, Frances, you're getting ready to watch the equivalent of NKU vs Spalding. Chill.
Hey, Frances, you're getting ready to watch the equivalent of NKU vs Spalding. Chill.
He didn't use a strategy, he just kept attacking because he had more men. Was not called Butcher Grant for nothing. It did get his face on the 50 doh.
********. The ***** southerners tried to leave the good ol' USA and had their asses handed to them by the boys in blue.
Love it or leave it? Your great granddaddy tried, you little ***** Toby Kieth. These colors don't run, but your great, great uncle Jimmy Bob did.
Love it or leave it? Your great granddaddy tried, you little ***** Toby Kieth. These colors don't run, but your great, great uncle Jimmy Bob did.
Ulysses is a badass name that is ripe for a comeback.
I guarantee Little Ulysses would crush all comers in tee-ball and club soccer.
I guarantee Little Ulysses would crush all comers in tee-ball and club soccer.
Agreed. Call him "U" for short, teach him to holler, "It's all about the U!" wherever he goes - born winner.
Oh yeah. And Alistair.
I wouldn't touch with an Alistair, a Cornelius, or a Ulysses for love or money.
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Same thing a successful high level t-ball coach like BRax does.
War. Of. Attrition.
Touch Hitler, man.
Besides those other bad things he did, can you imagine how big the name Adolph would be in KY if it wasn't for that SOB?
Adolph. Adolf. Adolphius. He touched them all for keeps. That ain't too cool.
Besides those other bad things he did, can you imagine how big the name Adolph would be in KY if it wasn't for that SOB?
Adolph. Adolf. Adolphius. He touched them all for keeps. That ain't too cool.
I'll tell ya, I really like the cut of De'Aaron Fox's jib. Has been recruiting for UK since he committed and he's still at it with these younger kids. Seems like the outgoing kind of dude who will thrive in the UK fishbowl.
No longer. New management co. has turned things around quickly and membership is at its highest # it has had in the past 3 years.
You know who else's jib I like the cut of? The Dallas police chief.
When asked about protesters, his reply was "I'm hiring. If you want to protect this community, I've got a job for you."
Just a badass dude.
(If this becomes political, a pox on whoever makes such comments.)
This is what we do now right?
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