GYERO ARCHIVE

[drxman1]

I mean, what's another 16 yards when we're talking 684.

 

[anthonys735]

Jerry is right, Oakmont looks easy.

 

[_Chase_]

Doubt I'd break 100 on that course, honestly. Maybe closer to 150.

 

[wcc31]

Yes, wodie. Please use DeChambeau from now on.

Would accept GBDC (Golfer Bryson DeChambeau) as well.

 

[BBdK]

Bryson, Phil, Tiger. Rory, Briny.

Golf is selective, I'm not typing out that 3-syllable name for the rest of my life, he's going to be around a long time with that simple swing.

When does Jason tee off?

-Typical Jerry Redass jumping to wrong conclusions.

 

[UK_Dallas]

I mean, what's another 16 yards when we're talking 684.

Playing 700 for those guys Doc. For us, probably playing 750-800. No chance to get on in 4 IMO. Unless you normally hit greens from 200 out.

 

[catlanta33]

Doubt I'd break 100 on that course, honestly. Maybe closer to 150.

I'd shoot 72 or 73. It's easy.

- I can't wait for the weekend. Hope the course is as hard as a rock.

 

[80 Proof]

- I'm due for a new bourbon for old fashioned making. What's a good $25-35 bourbon for such things that doesn't include Bulleit, Woodford, Makers or Jefferson?

Old Grandad 114

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Monday morning.. " Hello, sir. How are you today?"

I DON'T KNOW. IS IT FRIDAY YET??!! BWHAHAROTJMLAMOAFORDAYS

:scream::scream::scream:

 

[BBdK]

Hot enough fer ya? [laughing] [sick]:uzi:

-This poor Landry kid on his 3rd delay...1 putt from finally getting off the course as the clubhouse leader, and the other ones were poorly timed as well. He's made more birdies TODAY than he's made cuts (5). As if the US Open isn't enough of a grind on its own. May be done today, hope not. Afternoon guys haven't even teed off yet. :weary:

 

[_Chase_]

Playing 700 for those guys Doc. For us, probably playing 750-800.

WTF does that mean? It plays what it plays.

 

[BBdK]

[laughing]

Amateurs have to tee off 50-100 yards behind the pros.

 

[UK_Dallas]

WTF does that mean? It plays what it plays.

Then why are they saying it is 684 but playing like 700?

Chase - "why did my normal 250 drive only go 200?"
Anybody - "Because you are playing into a stiff wind idiot."

 

[catlanta33]

In the words of BBDK, I would eat a spoonful of Holly's *** sweat. Goodness.

 

[BBdK]

Holly standing there teasing everyone, good lord. That's a woman.

A TV screen shot I took just now. :sunglasses:

 

[tfields01]

Holly Sonders definitely tries a little too hard...

But I appreciate the effort.

 

[anthonys735]

Lord have mercy.

 

[BBdK]

She definitely knows how she's posing, but that's ok.

 

[catlanta33]

So there are apparently two leaked HS pics. I'm going to assume they're legit and won't post the link to the uncovered version but pop right up in google search.

NSFW.

http://www.golfcentraldaily.com/2013/01/two-naked-pics-of-holly-sonders-big.html

 

[BBdK]

Then why are they saying it is 684 but playing like 700?

Chase - "why did my normal 250 drive only go 200?"
Anybody - "Because you are playing into a stiff wind idiot."

Then it's 684 but playing 700 for EVERYONE, idiot.

 

[cawoodsct]

Holly is married to Erik Kuselias.

 

[drxman1]

Them nips be a little cockeyed...at least she doesn't have man face.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Then it's 684 but playing 700 for EVERYONE, idiot.

Agree to disagree. They are stating that in terms of professional golfers.

 

[BBdK]

Per Clark, Madison Ivy is your lookalike, and the google image search agrees.

 

[_Chase_]

Then why are they saying it is 684 but playing like 700?

Chase - "why did my normal 250 drive only go 200?"
Anybody - "Because you are playing into a stiff wind idiot."

You aren't even replying correctly to my reply, dipshit.

You said it plays 700 for those guys, 750-800 for guys like you and Doc. Um, no it doesn't you dense piece of ****. If it plays 700, then it plays 700 ******** yards FOR EVERYONE. Just because you hit it 150 yards off the tee doesn't mean it plays 800 yards. Christ.

 

[catlanta33]

This thread plays 700 yards but 4,000 for Chief.

 

[cawoodsct]

Chief, your top 5 fast food ketchups?

 

[TransyCat09]

So under normal conditions is the distance from tee to hole different based upon who is playing?

Jesus

 

[UKwizard]

The drive back to Lexington is 350 miles for someone like Jimmie Johnson but it is more like 450 for me.

 

[_Chase_]

Los Angeles is 2,146 miles from Louisville. Unless you fly, then it's only like 400 miles.

 

[BBdK]

Play done for the day.

Game 6 & USA Copa tho. :fire: What a great little sports Thursday.

 

[catlanta33]

[laughing]

Poor Chief. Sometimes he makes it too easy.

 

[BBdK]

Agree to disagree. They are stating that in terms of professional golfers.

[laughing]

No, they are stating in terms of the YARDAGE.

If you're walking and it's 88 but the Heat Index is 100, is it different for professional walkers?

No.

They may perform better, or take less time (or club, for a better golfer), but the factual heat/yardage is the same.

Good grief. :weary:

 

[catlanta33]

I'm kicking myself for not giving soccer a chance until a few years ago. I've actually become a defender and I'm still nowhere near the soccer ball that some are knowing the intricacies of the formations, the strategies, etc...

Watching Messi come in the other day and score a hat trick in 19 minutes was spectacular. Ronaldo getting two cracks at free kick for a win and hitting the wall twice. Alexis Sanchez receiving a cross and pummeling it into the back of the net. Just great to see this happening in America.

And the GD USofA starting to give a **** about the sport.

The matches are non-stop, no commercials, pretty intense and the pride make it a really amazing sport. Not to take away from things like college football, because it's great the way it is but while we're pounding beers in a parking lot, soccer fans are singing f'ing songs in a stadium an hour plus before a match waving flags getting geeked for a match.

 

[UK_Dallas]

The wind affects the average golfer more than a professional further lengthening the hole for the average player more than it would the professional.

 

[Dig Dirkler]

[laughing]

No, they are stating in terms of the YARDAGE.

If you're walking and it's 88 but the Heat Index is 100, is it different for professional walkers?

Don't forget about the wind. There's wind chill in the summer too.

 

[cricket3]

Is chief arguing that amateur golfers have to hit it more so they have to hit more shots into the wind and THAT makes it play longer?

That's the best I can make of it, still doesn't make sense.

 

[TransyCat09]

The wind affects the average golfer more than a professional further lengthening the hole for the average player more than it would the professional.

The average golfer can't hit the ball as far as pros (sans boat). Doesn't change anything

 

[BBdK]

It's ridiculous how stupid he is.

A 150 yd par 3 over water is a PW or punch 9 for most pros.

It's a hybrid or driver for UKO.

...it's still 150 yards, and PLAYS 150 yards, for both.

 

[Hank Camacho]

To be fair, Chief is measuring the distance in bitcoin.