GYERO ARCHIVE

[PuffyNips]

"Balls deep in a burrito" is a pretty touching good line. Bravo.

 

[wcc31]

Effing stupid. :chairshot::uzi:

It really pisses me off.

 

[Kennedy_UK]

opcorn:

 

[drxman1]

Lass was just on a flight and saw Skal riding coach. Sounds like he needs a better agent.

 

[anthonys735]

2 Pac, nah. This is my drive home windows down song today.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I've decided that taking my kids to Charleston for vacation is just like taking them to Disney World if you took all the Mickey stuff out of Disney and replaced each bit with a blonde girl in yoga pants and oversized sunglasses.

Some of them are hidden though. Just saw one poking out of the rafters of Sephora on King Street while waiting for my wife. Sneaky!

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I'm listening to "Balls Deep in a Burrito (Remix)" by Tha F***boi Bros on my way home from work.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

QUESADILLA DON'T WANNA SEE YA
CHIMICHANGA F***ING WRONGA

 

[BBdK]

'56K', Jenkees.







#BRaxTheme

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

WHAT MY PEE PEE THINKS IS NEATO
IS GOIN' BALLS DEEP IN A BURRITO

 

[drxman1]

Got some more good news today. The bow rails on my boat have been fixed!! Now only 18 more major repair items and it should be back in the water.

 

[Mattox]

Got some more good news today. The bow rails on my boat have been fixed!! Now only 18 more major repair items and it should be back in the water.

Something as important as this deserves its own thread. Don't want it to get lost in the shuffle of GYERO.

 

[mashburned]

RED SAUCE GREEN SAUCE ION GIVE A **** IMA BEND BURRITO OVER AND F IT LIKE A *****

I'd adopt Jenkees if I could.

 

[wcc31]

The whole Coach K-Calipari arms race is pretty incredible. Does either really need Bolden next year? Nope. It's almost like they're just getting dudes to get them. Pretty even, too.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

Duke 2
Kentucky 1

All that really matters in the grand scheme. Time for Cal to catch up.

 

[PuffyNips]

Grow up, *****! Don't order cheese and a Frito.
Get yo self some gravy and stick your dick in a burrito.
Not just the tip, you can't be cheap
Fold that sucka over and go balls deep

 

[UKwizard]

They ninjad 2 championships from us with easy *** paths. 8 mean yeah it sucks but don't try and tell me they faced the level of difficulty we have in the ncaa.

 

[roguemocha]

Who are those heathens that show up on a 2+ hour plane flight with literally NOTHING to do? They just stare straight forward, no music/headphones, no Ipad, no laptop, no book, no magazine, not even a Sky magazine for Christ's sake. There's even the tv set in front of them with trivia, or free tv, music, etc. Nope, not this person. Going to stare at my gray surroundings for hours on end.

Honestly, I can't trust that type of person. Weirdos.

 

[krazykats]

What a MF'ing day

 

[TheySoSensitive]

As antiquated as their business model is, it's still their business, and they let us dick around on this site for free, so I don't think it's proper for someone to divulge their premium content for free here. Just wait five minutes and look on Twitter or R/collegebasketball.

Is paulschmidt a writer for CI?

Under that criteria BigBlueSean's constant ******** posts are 'premium content'.

[eyeroll]

**Bolden to UK on Friday per paulschmidt.**

 

[UKwizard]

Paul Schmidt the Catpaw poster?

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

roguemoche --

Didn't realize you were a mid 30s bartender in Key West. Please realize you're living the fantasy of most adult males. Why not stay and have it both ways? Get a "real" job during the day, then keep a couple shifts at night. Just enough to keep yourself in the game. You'd probably make more $$ than most of the boobs who post on gyero, and get to remain in your current enviable spot.

Believe me, I spend way too much time daydreaming about this ****. Don't make a hasty decision you'll later regret.

 

[Get Buckets]

Get a "real" job during the day, then keep a couple shifts at night. Just enough to keep yourself in the game. You'd probably make more $$ than most of the boobs who post on gyero, and get to remain in your current enviable spot.

He claims to make 6 figures working weekday day shifts only.

 

[krazykats]

Dont recall the 6 figures claim. I do recall him saying it is equal take home, and we all know bartenders do not claim 100% tips.

Just know when you choose long term p**sy, because you are a man, you will regret this in about 3 years and never ever get to go back like Marty McFly.

 

[drxman1]

Could be old ginger is getting worn out. There is hope though...

 

[roguemocha]

Thanks, PTI. I'm worried I'm starting to lean that way.

Get Buckets, loves to post that, I'm assuming because he doesn't believe it. I make $300-500 every day at the bar. I work at one of the consistently busiest bars in Florida, in KW where for the most part, well-to-do people vacation year round and dump cash off without a care. I'm not in Orlando bubba. The bar doesn't really have a "slow" season like a lot of places do. 99% of bartenders down there aren't making anywhere close to that but they've also holed up at ****** bars where they are comfortable and don't mind the pretty good money they make. Sloppy Joe's has bartenders easily retiring after 20 years of bartending. It's not hard at bars where they are printing cash basically, as long as you don't go out with a white baggy and get tossed every night.

On top of that, parasail money is ridiculous. It's long, hard, work in the sun but during the summer you're legit pulling in $400-1000 a day. I kid you not. There's a reason my 27 year old gal was able to purchase a $600K house in the Keys and that's because she parasailed for 5+ years and piles up cash like a bank.

On to Louisville.

 

[anthonys735]

Don't take PTI (pti)'s advice on... well anything. Specifically life decisions. He's a world class idiot.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

My advice is much more well received than you'd care to admit.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Well I was basically in college from 2000 to last week obtaining a terminal degree and now I'm unemployed living with my in-laws so I think leaving a 6-figure bartending gig in paradise is kind of a poor move. Especially to move to any other part of awful Florida.

Whatever, I guess.

 

[drxman1]

And we are talking tip money here, so it goes alot further than us salaried fools with W2's.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

PTI convinced me to stop practicing law and open up a parasail bar in NKY later on this summer.

Thanks in advance, PTI! Next time you're up this way first drink/parasail trip is on the house!

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

Pti(pti) convinced me to forego a/c and power windows on my next car. Sucks in the summer, but it's turbo economical.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Picked up a sweet 32" flat screen at WalMart last year due to a PTI recco.

 

[anthonys735]

My advice is much more well received than you'd care to admit.

false.

 

[GYERater]

If you really are pulling in 6 figures bartending and your girl makes upwards $1k a day parasailing and you are even contemplating moving then you both are dumbasses and deserve to be miserable in the real world.

 

[BBdK]

:lock:I mean, they're pulling half million a year at the bar and resort side water sports hut, sounds pretty awesome.

Makes me feel less guilty about the turbo-hustling sports activity boys I come across each year working the beach, they're millionaires lol.

[eyeroll]


Please quit entertaining this idiot, good grief.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

I make $9 an hour cleaning up ferret **** all day and live in jessamine county

 

[buckethead1978]

Are you driving back and forth to Louisville each day?

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

No, I typically make 2-3 trips up each week though.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I make $9 an hour cleaning up ferret **** all day and live in jessamine county

Have you ever considered a career in the burgeoning field of northern Kentucky parasailing startups?