GYERO ARCHIVE
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*I haven't mowed my own grass since I moved in. Well, I mowed 1/2 the front yard, tossed the mower down the hill, cussed the yard to hell, then called the number left in my mailbox. Left the mower out by the street that night since it was garbage night.
*My ex neighbor was a retiree (most are in my area of the neighborhood). He was out a couple hours each day making his yard look perfect. If he saw a weed anywhere in his lawn, it was pulled by the root immediately. He has to be disgusted with me. I may pick weeds once a month. I have to fix my concrete boarder along the landscape, and what's worse is all my leave blow into his yard (Not my fault, it's the wind pattern). SUPER glad he's gone. New neighbors are more laid back. Good people.
*Crazy work schedule. Flew back from LA on Thursday night/Friday morning. NEVER will I do a redeye again. I can't sleep on a plane no matter that number of Xanax nor pints of Vodka. Just cant. Going back in two weeks...I think. Morning flight in....morning flight out.
*Hope we land Bolden. Don't see any reason why we wouldn't want him after this year. If he knows how to block out properly, he's already ahead of SKAL. There were times that MOFO was blocking out the wrong man AFTER the rebound had already been gotten. BB IQ of a potato.
*Love the weight I've gained /rolleyes. Work trips/visits are damn near impossible for me to be good. Constant dinners and booze.
*My ex neighbor was a retiree (most are in my area of the neighborhood). He was out a couple hours each day making his yard look perfect. If he saw a weed anywhere in his lawn, it was pulled by the root immediately. He has to be disgusted with me. I may pick weeds once a month. I have to fix my concrete boarder along the landscape, and what's worse is all my leave blow into his yard (Not my fault, it's the wind pattern). SUPER glad he's gone. New neighbors are more laid back. Good people.
*Crazy work schedule. Flew back from LA on Thursday night/Friday morning. NEVER will I do a redeye again. I can't sleep on a plane no matter that number of Xanax nor pints of Vodka. Just cant. Going back in two weeks...I think. Morning flight in....morning flight out.
*Hope we land Bolden. Don't see any reason why we wouldn't want him after this year. If he knows how to block out properly, he's already ahead of SKAL. There were times that MOFO was blocking out the wrong man AFTER the rebound had already been gotten. BB IQ of a potato.
*Love the weight I've gained /rolleyes. Work trips/visits are damn near impossible for me to be good. Constant dinners and booze.
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I have developed a pretty sick obsession with keeping our lawn up to high standards. Wife constantly is in 
mode yet brags to folks when we are out how good I keep the lawn up . Why can't you brag while it is just us in the comfort of our home? MARRIAGE.
That being said TORO is great choice [thumb2]
mode yet brags to folks when we are out how good I keep the lawn up . Why can't you brag while it is just us in the comfort of our home? MARRIAGE.That being said TORO is great choice [thumb2]
Told myself I wasn't going to drink until this Friday after Spring Break. Body was just exhausted.
But one of my buddies' birthday was last night, so I had to go to Two Keys (which was surprisingly packed). My promise to myself really lasted a long time.
The talk of grass cutting reminds me that my job at the U Club is starting back up in two weekends. I don't cut grass, fortunately. I'm a cart boy out there. I'm convinced there is no better job in the world. Pull out some carts, pick the range, fill up some water coolers, wash some golf carts, park them. Then when there's about 6-10 carts remaining out on the course, go pack up the bag and play a few holes. Cannot think of a better job for a college student.
But one of my buddies' birthday was last night, so I had to go to Two Keys (which was surprisingly packed). My promise to myself really lasted a long time.
The talk of grass cutting reminds me that my job at the U Club is starting back up in two weekends. I don't cut grass, fortunately. I'm a cart boy out there. I'm convinced there is no better job in the world. Pull out some carts, pick the range, fill up some water coolers, wash some golf carts, park them. Then when there's about 6-10 carts remaining out on the course, go pack up the bag and play a few holes. Cannot think of a better job for a college student.
Apparently Nancy Grace has a cameo in Batman v. Superman.
I think the son (UNCA) of the dude that works for me may be dating the tall blond ***** that plays for UKw.
Correct.
About three years behind my dad's class, so I called him for a few fun facts:
1--Outside of Johnny Cox (Poke Juice as my dad still calls him) was probably the best ball player to come out of the Mountains.
2-Gibson wanted to make a good impression on this chick, so Mickey asked my father if he could borrowed his cherry red '55 Chevy for the night. He of course said yeah. I mean, he was a Hazard Bulldog, and everybody in town knew he'd be following in Johnny's footsteps. Dad found out later the chick was the same girl he was tapping. That didnt go over so well. "Son of a ***** used my '55 Chevy to go behind MY back."
3-He got kicked off UK's team when they found out he was breaking into vending machines on campus. Rupp gave him a choice--jail, or get your *** back to Hazard. He went back home.
4-Found God, and lives in Jackson.
There are always a few cute chicks, but never any straight smoke shows. The main attractions are the bev cart girls/bartenders. There was a girl who worked out there two summers ago who made me physically weak. Kaylee [smoke]
Slice can attest to her. Maybe the hottest girl I've ever spoken to.
Got an offer to watch a free advance screening of BvsS tonight. Passed. I can still give a spoiler though - neither one dies, and in the end, they team up to fight the REAL enemy, whoever that is.
There ya go, bub. Now you're starting to get it.
Go on...
Go on...
Justin Lewallen- Card Nation, I heard a rumor today that made me sick to my stomach. It's about the ***** scandal. It's not good. I'm hearing an assistant and a booster was involved, and I have names. It is a rumor. I hope it's not true. However it is from a source I trust that heard it from someone that is close to the university. I just wish the NCAA would hurry the **** up and send out the NOA. Tired of dealing with rumors. I'm still sticking with my original thoughts of banner stays, no more post season bans, and what I have been saying this whole time. The rumors include what is expected for punishment. And they pretty much lineup with my thoughts of what the punishment will be.
Again, it's just rumors, so it may not be true, but I'm hearing the asst was Steve Masiello, and I hear he will be fired from Manhattan, and slapped with a show cause. The booster is J.D. Nichols. I hear banner stays, 3 lost schollys, Rick will be suspended for 10-20 games. And it's possible for post season ban for next year, but I don't see that one happening.
Again, it's just rumors, so it may not be true, but I'm hearing the asst was Steve Masiello, and I hear he will be fired from Manhattan, and slapped with a show cause. The booster is J.D. Nichols. I hear banner stays, 3 lost schollys, Rick will be suspended for 10-20 games. And it's possible for post season ban for next year, but I don't see that one happening.
I mean an additional post season ban for next year... that's just greedy thinking isn't it?
The best player from the mountains is actually King Kelly Coleman.
And now Capt Suntan is being sued for defamation for throwing out an inaccurate name about the inside source leak multiple times on his show. I hope this shitshow never ends. :joy::cool2:
If Masiello is involved in that mess, he will immediately rocket to the top of my all-time favorite UK players list.
Massiello, what a douche. Remember him just creeping around the shadows at High Rollers in college. Gets busted for ticket scandal at Louisville, then blows a $5 million contract to USF because he lied and didn't graduate.
And now this. [roll]
Captain Suntan, what a goober. He blocked me after I slapped him around this weekend. This is just too funny.
And now this. [roll]
Captain Suntan, what a goober. He blocked me after I slapped him around this weekend. This is just too funny.
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-UCL, The 1998 b-ball title was in March 1998, the Outback Bowl appearance was Jan 1, 1999, 9 months later. It doesn't diminish your excitement for that time in college, but I just wanted to fact check you. K, thanks.
-73 wasn't happy enough making everyone hate John Wall, so now he's trying to take Gillie down too. Geez, 73. Hush.
-I took G to his first UK Baseball game last night. He seemed to enjoy all the scenery, but wasn't paying much attention to the game.
-Dr. X, you have enough vacation days to do your own lawn maintenance, but you also have enough cash money to pay someone.
-Tuesday night used to be thee night at Two Keys Tavern back in the day. Laugh Track Live. Cheap pitchers of beers, DJ Jazzy Jesse on the ones and twos. Good times.
-Does anyone else catch up on a days worth of GYERO and have to take notes on what to reply to?
-73 wasn't happy enough making everyone hate John Wall, so now he's trying to take Gillie down too. Geez, 73. Hush.
-I took G to his first UK Baseball game last night. He seemed to enjoy all the scenery, but wasn't paying much attention to the game.
-Dr. X, you have enough vacation days to do your own lawn maintenance, but you also have enough cash money to pay someone.
-Tuesday night used to be thee night at Two Keys Tavern back in the day. Laugh Track Live. Cheap pitchers of beers, DJ Jazzy Jesse on the ones and twos. Good times.
-Does anyone else catch up on a days worth of GYERO and have to take notes on what to reply to?
Won't argue that notion, but you know as well as I do, the hometown 13/14th/15th region kid is always the best ever.
If you're from Phelps, Ervin Stepp was the best ever..Manchester...Richie Farmer.
I love the smell of fresh cut grass but the lingering smell of a 2 stroke engine exhaust lets me know I've actually done something. The ole stihl and I have an appt on Saturday.
My wife watches horrible tv. Not Kardashian/Real Housewife stuff but she's into all of the "supernatural" crap you find on Syfy. Typically it's a great time to veg out on the couch reading or watch something on my Ipad. Last night I decided to partake. It's softcore porn with fangs with an emphasis on lesbians. Well now.
Think I'm going to take my not very well potty trained 2 year old son to the spring game. He'll enjoy the tailgate and there's a 50/50 chance he craps on the field. So he'll fit right in.
My wife watches horrible tv. Not Kardashian/Real Housewife stuff but she's into all of the "supernatural" crap you find on Syfy. Typically it's a great time to veg out on the couch reading or watch something on my Ipad. Last night I decided to partake. It's softcore porn with fangs with an emphasis on lesbians. Well now.
Think I'm going to take my not very well potty trained 2 year old son to the spring game. He'll enjoy the tailgate and there's a 50/50 chance he craps on the field. So he'll fit right in.
I think Mags should join in the lawsuit. Does he even really have bangs? Seems defamatory.
Not real sure on the Massiello theory. Timeline doesn't add up. He was at Manhattan in 2011-12.
Out at the U Club in early June, there's a big two course outing every year called Courtesy Fun Day. Easily the best day of the year to work there. The whole point of the scramble is for everybody out there to get absolutely hammered. There's 4 beer coolers per course, including multiple mixed drink tents with bartenders from Two Keys, Stagger Inn, etc on each course. Needless to say, the employees, while delivering ice to coolers, shoot the **** with bartenders and get a ton of drinks.
I was driving around a lot to a few holes, casually flirting with a lot of the bartenders, etc. There was one bartender, probably about a 7, who was working her booth alone, who I was making frequent stops to throughout the day. She was definitely sending some messages my way throughout the day as we were enjoying her grape Bacardi she had at her booth.
I knew there was a gap in groups at her hole so I went out there by myself again. We got to talking again, and I mentioned the fact that she wouldn't see any golfers in about 45 minutes. Soon after, she dropped a "Ugh, I'm so tired of standing here" so I went for it. "We could go ride around in my cart and grab some food or something [winking]" She agreed, and I had a great feeling. Got in the cart, and she put her hand on my leg. Pretty much knew it was on after that.
Drunkenly drove my golf cart to a secluded part of the course that only seasoned cart boys know. A lot of making out and finger blasting occurred, and she said we should go behind the trees, where she proceeded to dome me up. Getting head on the clock from a decent looking female. Was truly alive at that moment. We finished up, then I dropped her back off at her hole. Drove back to the cart barn and immediately started gloating. Got all kinds of high fives.
Yeah, I will be calling into my current job this summer sick and I will be working Courtesy Fun Day again.
I was driving around a lot to a few holes, casually flirting with a lot of the bartenders, etc. There was one bartender, probably about a 7, who was working her booth alone, who I was making frequent stops to throughout the day. She was definitely sending some messages my way throughout the day as we were enjoying her grape Bacardi she had at her booth.
I knew there was a gap in groups at her hole so I went out there by myself again. We got to talking again, and I mentioned the fact that she wouldn't see any golfers in about 45 minutes. Soon after, she dropped a "Ugh, I'm so tired of standing here" so I went for it. "We could go ride around in my cart and grab some food or something [winking]" She agreed, and I had a great feeling. Got in the cart, and she put her hand on my leg. Pretty much knew it was on after that.
Drunkenly drove my golf cart to a secluded part of the course that only seasoned cart boys know. A lot of making out and finger blasting occurred, and she said we should go behind the trees, where she proceeded to dome me up. Getting head on the clock from a decent looking female. Was truly alive at that moment. We finished up, then I dropped her back off at her hole. Drove back to the cart barn and immediately started gloating. Got all kinds of high fives.
Yeah, I will be calling into my current job this summer sick and I will be working Courtesy Fun Day again.
No doubt Massiello did some shady stuff. He was just too scrappy and gritty to get busted.
False. Everything checks out.
I didn't mean that in a condescending way. Brunette right? Nice little score.
lulz at "Every player will be submitting their name for the draft"
so who's everyone's favorite former UK basketball player
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