Well, I hate to break it to you all, but I have a girlfriend. So I'm not (openly) out chasing poon whenever I go out. I actually took my Jimmy Johns sandwich to her house last night, and we had drunken sex. Pretty cool, but I'm not gonna be out banging randoms, unfortunately.
Did you not see the part about making it up? No one would have ever known, and you could have fulfilled your potential. Be the best version of yourself, kid. I believe in you. We all believe in you. These are the moments that you will remember for the rest of your life. Now go out there and leave it all on the campus.