Isaac Humphries will call home tonight and tell his family that he doesn't understand why Americans don't like to celebrate and have fun. College basketball is my favorite sport, but it's sick. It has a virus. The virus is this mentality that old school, dog-****, 1950's ethics of golly-jee, yes sir, I'm gonna make the hustle play and then gently hand the ball to my opponent and shake his hand for a job well done... That this horseshit is the only way that's right and being ******* happy and showing a little emotion is wrong. That a dunk is bad and a charge-flop is good. That referees are exciting and fun.
Oh my god, he hung on the rim too long, he stared at the guy after blocking his shot, I'm a-clutchin' mah pearls, Agnes, these boys ain't right. Gotta T 'em up so they learn to be nice young men. F*** OFF.
This sport is my absolute favorite thing and right now it can go **** itself. **** it.