GYERO ARCHIVE

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UK_Dallas

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Zero chance Chief actually believes that EA nonsense. He has trolled the Paddock for damn near a decade. That or he needs to be a ward of the state.
You didn't see my pictures of her in the suite right behind me in Tampa? She was burning a hole through me. ;)
 

august-west

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May 21, 2002
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I turn the channel when they show Dancing Man just like I hit mute when John Short calls KSR...no offense but I just can't stomach either of them at this point. Both have jumped the shark, IMO of course.
 

Mossip

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Jul 20, 2007
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Mony, mony!! Try to count all the cringing members of the crowd [roll]

I always felt like this sort of mocked him in way. Lots of people laughing at the dancing idiot whether he knew it or not.
 
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joeyrupption

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Jun 5, 2007
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Guffawed aloud in my quiet office when I caught the #STTC live on Periscope - and couldn't explain why I had done so, left the office of UC fans very early for a 9pm game with a grandiose announcement of a trip to Rupp, rode to the game in a Tesla that drove itself 95% of the time, WATCHED US DOMINATE, caught Spake running in live action from only five sections away, witnessed dancing guy's last hoorah as he concussion-protocoled-a-child into the sunset, and capped it off by catching a glimpse of WWH cornering Spake as the game let out - to bring it full circle.

- Solid CATSDAY for dad.
 
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Dancing guy is a GD clown. Right on par with the idiot in the west end zone who for years climbed on the rail at any chance to do a Cats cheer while watching zero moments of the actual game.
 

cricket3

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May 29, 2001
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Never fails at, least once a week I forget something when I leave the house to go to the gym now. I'm wearing a nice sweater, dress slacks, and New Balance combination today :flush:.
 

TheShowKiller

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Dec 30, 2002
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I turn the channel when they show Dancing Man just like I hit mute when John Short calls KSR...no offense but I just can't stomach either of them at this point. Both have jumped the shark, IMO of course.
No mercy in GYERO for the mentally challenged!

John Short is on air max 30 seconds unless Matt or Ryan try to extend it...he's fine.

I think I'll agree with the majority though, when dancing man starts suplexing 10 year olds at the games, might be time for the blue coats to put a stop to it, or just make sure he's not incorporating kids in the act.
 

joeyrupption

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It all happened so fast.

At first it looked as though the girl didn't notice the grace and effort that was being displayed at the top of her section's stair as she ascended the risers. "How could that be? Is she a blind child who can climb arena stairs unassisted somehow?"

"Oh, that poor girl is on her way to get some ice cream and doesn't realize her stair has been commandeered by Dancin' Guy," we all thought. "Shucks! We'll all have to put this on pause for a moment." And then a collective, "Oh, oh, oh. Oh no," set in.

Suddenly, she stopped to dance along his side and the crowd was swept up in a nervous tempest as this was already a very creepy and bad situation for all attendees at Rupp that night.

Once he picked her up, it was like the entire crowd entered the headspace of Steph Curry turning around to react to a made three before it reached the rim and we momentarily accepted that there is no free will and we are merely passengers along our own cosmic railways - inevitable, powerful, freeing.

Then her parents gesticulated and admonished her for a while as she sat between them.

The dad had the aisle. If this was a Sumo event and not a 9pm SEC game, he would've performed seppuku right there.
 
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UK ALUM10

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I was in section 42 right beside Mony Mony when he pile drove ole girl to the ground.

The whole thing was weird. The little girl came from like row 3 and ran up the steps. After she was speared into the cement she walked back down and sat with whoever she was with and they acted like nothing happened. Strangest thing I've ever seen from a potential child injury point of view.

The police pulled Mony Mony out to talk with him. Touching idiot.
 

JHB4UK

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May 29, 2001
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per Capt Suntan yesterday, UL is one of the 2 or 3 best jobs in the entire country - counting the NBA. if, IF Rick were to not be the coach then they would be absolutely positively fine going forward. But Rick is staying and will rebuild this thing bigger and better than ever!!
 
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Strokin_Bandit

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Dec 21, 2001
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Did Spake ever talk to ol' girl? I never saw it, and it's really bothering me. The kid looked like she was embarrassed that the ESPN cameras even spotted her way up there. Then when Spake got to her section to interview her . . . nothing (or maybe I was busy in the bathroom?).

I mean, come on Peppermint Patty. You brought a big, attention-getting sign to the game. Obviously she wanted that attention. Then she got it and clammed up? Did Spake's Angel Face shame her into thinking she wasn't pretty enough to share air time with the mid-life beauty? This thing is playing out like the ending of the Sopranos. Spake bounds up the Rupp Rafters in a glorious exhibit of 39 year old soccer mom attraction, microphone in her humongous paws, white pants firmly shifting with every step, and then cut to commercial. Fade to black. The End.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!
 

neilborders

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Oct 14, 2007
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Always thought the guy would kill himself rather than someone else by sliding down that pole. Wonder if there will be a lawsuit?
 

joeyrupption

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Jun 5, 2007
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101 Scuttlebutt is he signed a waiver years ago in case he hurt himself - but it did not include anything about others. And he is done, obviously.
 

PuffyNips

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Nov 13, 2001
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Did Spake ever talk to ol' girl? I never saw it, and it's really bothering me. The kid looked like she was embarrassed that the ESPN cameras even spotted her way up there. Then when Spake got to her section to interview her . . . nothing (or maybe I was busy in the bathroom?).

I mean, come on Peppermint Patty. You brought a big, attention-getting sign to the game. Obviously she wanted that attention. Then she got it and clammed up? Did Spake's Angel Face shame her into thinking she wasn't pretty enough to share air time with the mid-life beauty? This thing is playing out like the ending of the Sopranos. Spake bounds up the Rupp Rafters in a glorious exhibit of 39 year old soccer mom attraction, microphone in her humongous paws, white pants firmly shifting with every step, and then cut to commercial. Fade to black. The End.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!

They interviewed her, Coach. Nice little 15 second segment. She named her boss, told where she worked, etc.
 
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