GYERO ARCHIVE

[mashburned]

Well, he's gonna **** in your crawlspace or some other small, not-well-ventilated area. Enjoy.

 

[wcc31]

From the AAU dude who called UK's class on Rafters:

Some guys I'm hearing to watch for '17 with UK are Nick Richards, Jarred Vanderbilt, Trevon Dural, and Marvin Bagley--he is '18 but can reclassify potentially and is originally from TN. Ayton is UK lean (if he plays CBB--needs to leave Hillcrest asap imo) and a lot can change but early on-those kids are talked up a great deal.

 

[BBdK]

Coal's to be a part of the SDF Renovation...that's pretty wodie.

 

[BBdK]

Dish guy is here. ive now been holding in a **** since like 9am, because you can't **** while the dish man is at your house. And you can't **** while you're waiting, because you know the second you try to he will bang on the door and RUIN the entire event

That's why you go ****...or at least sit down on the toilet, pull down your pants, and "fake out" the waiting Gods. It's worth the slight inconvenience.


This works for a late-arriving pizza, too. :fire:

Thought everyone knew/practiced this? Learn life.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Is that clip JHB posted supposed to be funny?

 

[cawoodsct]

Davis Love III announces 3 new vice captains for the Ryder Cup next year: Jim Furyk, Tiger Woods, Steve Stricker. We already have Tom Lehman as one and he is going to announce another at a later date.

Rex Hoggard @RexHoggardGC
“Tiger has said, 'I want to make the team and I want to be a vice captain.’ He wants to be a playing assistant,” Love said.

 

[Mattox]

My wife talks to her mother every single day the entire way home from work or the gym. It's a 30 minute commute. She comes walking in the door without fail deep in conversation on her cell phone. Keeps it going for 5-10 minutes after she gets inside the house too. I could be laying in the floor unconscious with a gaping head wound and she would fail to notice until she was finished on the phone.

 

[UKwizard]

Still can't get over how bad *** this move was

 

[_Chase_]

I could tell my wife that the rabid dog sitting in the corner came to me in a fever dream and said it was going to *** rape her if she didn't get off her phone, and she wouldn't hear a GD word of it if she was reading a text message or in the middle of responding to one.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

 

[wcc31]

- Freakin Cal- a month or two ago, he says he's working on his best class ever. Even the biggest Cal honks roll their eyes. Sure enough, he may have done it.

- You just can't underestimate the benefits of three PGs on the floor as far as ballhandling and passing...BUT what makes our trio even more ridiculous is that two are great shooters and two are big/long enough to guard 6'8" dudes.

 

[BBdK]

November 2016 - UK/Michigan St in NYC
December 2016 - UK/UNC in Las Vegas


Shew...:flushed:

 

[BBdK]

I could tell my wife that the rabid dog sitting in the corner came to me in a fever dream and said it was going to *** rape her if she didn't get off her phone, and she wouldn't hear a GD word of it if she was reading a text message or in the middle of responding to one.

Fun game is to just say ridiculous **** like that while she's talking/texting, and then laugh to yourself when she doesn't acknowledge. She'll actually notice you laughing (for some reason) and get mad when you won't tell her what it was about after she's done on the phone.

#profit

 

[Mattox]

@wcc31 - I took that as tongue in cheek because Brad Calipari would end up in the class.

 

[_Chase_]

They should make a versus video of this.



v.

 

[BBdK]

lol jesus

 

[bradyjames_rivals]

Aaron still being Aaron.

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q63/nathanvburns/Mobile Uploads/image_zps84eqwfcg.png

 

[_Chase_]

lol jesus

My favorite part is the "hype" music associated with Grant's video. It's essentially the only thing distinguishing it from a random pickup game on any college campus in America.

 

[TransyCat09]

wat the lick read

 

[wildcatadam6]

It was pretty much consensus that John wall ruined mixtapes for all time. Well, I'm not so sure after watching Fox and Monk.

Shew.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Guess Chase is going to continue to ignore the fact that Gelon had 8 schools on his "College Choice" List, per Yahoo! Sports. Its not like IU was the only school that coulve had him- he considered 7 others. Though to be fair, Michigan (Western Michigan to be exact) was the only other school to offer. Denver, Furman, Iona, IUPUI, Youngstown and Illinois St.we still hesitant to provide a full ride.

 

[BBdK]

Wall will always be GOAT but those two are right behind...both pretty insane.

Thon Maker's was pretty amazing when it first came out as well.

 

[cawoodsct]

For any of the gyero ladies or ladies in your life. Nice looking shirt.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

I've watched this a few times now. There had to be a second shooter somewhere near the grassy knoll. There's no way Briscoe acted alone.

 

[catlanta33]

Still can't get over how bad *** this move was

 

[Hank Camacho]

I love highlight videos but they also make me a little sad because I will never, ever celebrate anything with as much joy as a black crowd watching a dude dunk his *** off in a random pick up game. I mean, that's just pure joy.

 

[tommyg4uk]

The defender split is getting all the pub, but I thought Murray's best move was the under the rim on Plumlee.

 

[Mossip]

Brandon Jennings mixtape was just as good as Wall's, imo. Those were the dark days though, and our recruits didn't really take us down the highlight video rabbit hole. I still remember watching Wall's video seemingly every time I caught a buzz in 2008. Between the actual plays and the way the beat fits in perfect time, that thing is a masterpiece. I have that tune memorized and could almost take you through each play in sequence without seeing it.

Briscoe is a huge surprise. I [ignorantly] just assumed he'd be one of those "frustrating till late February" type guys. Sure as **** didn't anticipate his defense and decision making to be so on point. Not only is he not frustrating, he seems like a very likable, selfless kid. The mouth piece thing is weird, but the shorts that fit are on point.

 

[anthonys735]

We played better with these guys on the court -> Zey, Lee and Poythress. Noticeably better.

I'm not omitting the other 2 because that's obvious but those 3 just made things flow better. When they were of i kept saying, "ok Cal get Briscoe back in the game. " Alex had a really good game despite a missing bunnies. Felt like he was a calming influence yet dude was diving all over the place. 2nd half he started trying to dunk everything again. Lee is the best energy guy in the country. What luxury that guy is. Took those plumdouche put backs personal it seemed.

 

[PuffyNips]

The KENTUCKY on our chests looked bolder and better to me last night.

I love our blues.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Briscoe strikes me as the type of guy who may drop a "I CAN'T MOTHERTOUCHER" during a game, but in a good way.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

Phi Slamma Jamma Part 2. Geez.

 

[wildcatadam6]

Can we cut out the "zay" garbage? Christ, you sound like a uofl fan.

 

[anthonys735]

Next year's class is the longest and most athletic we've had, that's for damn sure.

 

[Mossip]

obligatory satan post lol

 

[UKwizard]

Can we cut out the "zay" garbage? Christ, you sound like a uofl fan.

MEGAZAY

 

[BBdK]

No.

NYC area kids w/ street nicknames are an acceptable tradition.

 

[Hank Camacho]

MEGAZAY

I'm calling Bam Adebeyo "BAM!" and I don't give a rip who it irritates.

The rest of the class I will refer to by their last names. But I am going full on Emeril Lagasse with BAM!

 

[tommyg4uk]

Pro Zay.

 

[Mattox]

The Dragon has three heads. We will take what is ours with Fire & Blood.