GYERO ARCHIVE

[Strokin_Bandit]

My first year at Lindsey, I went to The Dog with the Juggy Twins (Google it). The good part was we (the fellas) were able to get in as “21 year olds” and got free drinks and grinded on some drunk ladies from the hollers.

The bad part was we (the fellas) didn’t see the twins again until about 3 in the morning and it was time to go home. No questions were asked and a good time was had by all, I assume. Everyone understood the assignment, as the kids say.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

One of my first jobs out of college was designing the Middletown Fire Department (KY)… being a young guy - I had to do the Minutes of the kickoff design meeting…

Last names of (4) four main players:

Mengus
Dingus
Pinkus
Probus

I was giggling as I was jotting notes and inspecting the sign-in sheet.

 

[justa]

^
Pretty sure I know 2 of those families in Lou.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Hooked up at the Family Dog, WAY back in the day.

(a bad memory and crabs was pretty much what I took home with me the next morning)

 

[Catman100]

Only thing I remember about my first visit to Richmond and The Dog was heading back to Lexington on 75 and almost being hit head on by someone going south in the northbound lanes.

Sobered up quickly after that.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Shame I have to even ask this because it shouldve been emphasized already but will someone please give an update on the T-Mobile network situation?

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Reels just knows me, man.

- Family Guy clips
- tittays
- bloopers


Algorithm is on f'ing point.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Reels just knows me, man.

- Family Guy clips
- tittays
- bloopers


Algorithm is on f'ing point.

Mine is just an endless loop of cooking videos and an occasional ad for “t-shirts that make fat people look thinner”. Maybe I should post a pic of myself so they don’t think I’m that fat. I don’t know.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

Lady (Brandi) calling in to KSR to defend cock fighting definitely went to EKU.

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

Maybe I should post a pic of myself so they don’t think I’m that fat.

Maybe AI wants you to develop bulimia.

 

[cole854]

I know Mags has been harping on it on the radio but Sturgill’s cover of All the Gold in California is so good. And I don’t even like Sturgill.

Went and took a listen....one positive is that you can actually understand him. Otherwise, that was pretty much awful, as is most of his stuff.

 

[wcc31]

I met some 22-year-old babe at Wodie Sloot’s 30th birthday at some cheesedick Lexington club. Her husband was a regular so they got a discount on bottle service, I believe. I don’t remember if this babe was a 5th year senior (which is the case for 98% of EKU seniors - high redshirt rate) or just out of school. Anyway during our torrid 3-week relationship, went down to visit her at her dingy dump of a college kid apartment and watched Florida kick our *** at some awful strip mall sports bar. Remember thinking, “man I am too old for this ****.” That was my last trip to Richmond hopefully ever.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Wait, this chick was married and you drove down to Richmond to wax?

 

[wcc31]

Wait, this chick was married and you drove down to Richmond to wax?

Sloot’s husband. I was taking a pot shot at Anth for no reason.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Got it. Yeah, he's a total *****.

 

[roguemocha]

Shame I have to even ask this because it shouldve been emphasized already but will someone please give an update on the T-Mobile network situation?

Have no fear! The SIM cards are now digital and he just had to update mine which took 20 minutes and we’re good!

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Today's congressional testimony confirmed that we have been dealing with aliens on an apparent regular basis.

I've long thought there were a few GYERO posters that were aliens, primarily bc of their social awkwardness, untimely or just weird posts, or because they may drop in randomly and then disappear for long stretches of time.

Tom Banjo was an alien.

 

[jwheat]

How many of these UAPs are just Boeing or Lockheed? Their tech is decades more advanced than public is aware of.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Today's congressional testimony confirmed that we have been dealing with aliens on an apparent regular basis.

Did it though?

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Maybe I'm just having a hard time believing that a superintelligent alien civilization was able to travel light years to get here with ultra advanced technology and the first thing they did was crash their spacecraft.

Further, David Grusch has yet to provide evidence other than saying he has the names of people who told him.

Lastly, is there a chance people working on this were just screwing around with this goober?

All that said, with what is going on in the world right now who the f knows?

 

[wcc31]

Today's congressional testimony confirmed that we have been dealing with aliens on an apparent regular basis.

I've long thought there were a few GYERO posters that were aliens, primarily bc of their social awkwardness, untimely or just weird posts, or because they may drop in randomly and then disappear for long stretches of time.

Tom Banjo was an alien.

True aliens are athletic basketball players over 6’10” with any semblance of perimeter skill.

Regards,

Millennial Sportswriter

 

[Wrong]

I'm not going to say that EKU is the Harvard of the Appalachians. I know its place. Hell I went there to party.
It does produce good teachers, occupational therapists, cops and firefighters. So it has a place. I have an environmental science degree and now sell auto parts but I sure had fun while there.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Wayne's never wanted illegal aliens in the U.S. so i'm not at all shocked about his stance.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

True aliens are athletic basketball players over 6’10” with any semblance of perimeter skill.

Regards,

Millennial Sportswriter

i thought those were unicorns?

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

It isn't surprising that someone who lives in Norton Commons is more likely to believe in unicorns than aliens, imo.

 

[PuffyNips]

True aliens are athletic basketball players over 6’10” with any semblance of perimeter skill.

Regards,

Millennial Sportswriter

Unicorns aren't aliens you stupid *******.

 

[PuffyNips]

I'm not going to say that ECU is the Harvard of the Appalachians. I know its place. Hell I went there to party.
It does produce good teachers, occupational therapists, cops and firefighters. So it has a place. I have an environmental science degree and now sell auto parts but I sure had fun while there.

You went to EKU, not ECU, you stupid *******.

 

[PuffyNips]

i thought those were unicorns?

You beat me to it you stupid *******.

 

[GrandePdre]

 

[PuffyNips]

I met some 22-year-old babe at Wodie Sloot’s 30th birthday at some cheesedick Lexington club. Her husband was a regular so they got a discount on bottle service, I believe. I don’t remember if this babe was a 5th year senior (which is the case for 98% of EKU seniors - high redshirt rate) or just out of school. Anyway during our torrid 3-week relationship, went down to visit her at her dingy dump of a college kid apartment and watched Florida kick our *** at some awful strip mall sports bar. Remember thinking, “man I am too old for this ****.” That was my last trip to Richmond hopefully ever.

Did we pregame at Harmon's before that high class event? That was a sweet apartment he had.

There was another Sloot birthday party after Marge stuck her claws in me and made me an honest man. This celebration was a little more laid back. I was enjoying PBR and watching the Marvin Lewis Bengals lose a playoff game.

I like to think that Anth's good sense will rub off on her more and more as time goes on.

 

[wcc31]

I can’t recall. Just remember a fun evening and BBdK freestyling on the dance floor.

 

[SAECATFAN]

"Find anth. Let's dance!"

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Staring out into the Atlantic while knocking back suds and listening to Widespread. I think everything is going to be alright, folks.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

if you’re a dude named Jeff there is a 70% chance you have a stand alone mustache

 

[wildcatadam6]

If you don’t like a Hendricks and tonic with lime, especially in the summer, I got nothing for ya

 

[VernHatton52]

If you don't think Conrad Bain was the most underutilized actor of the 20th Century, then I don't see how we can be acquaintances any longer.

 

[80 Proof]

Conrad Bain was overrated

 

[VernHatton52]

Fishing is overrated.

 

[anthonys735]

Fishing is overrated.

**** off

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Staring out into the Atlantic while knocking back suds and listening to Widespread. I think everything is going to be alright, folks.

This post hits better if you imagine Richie’s scheduled vacation ended two weeks ago and his family and work people are asking some hard questions back home.