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It'saDoneDeal

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80 Proof said:
Graf post on the HOB said they were discouraging shots between 15ft and the 3pt line.
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The innovative technology includes 10 sets of electrified anal beads that can be snuggly equipped into each player during five-on-five scrimmages.

Each time the Noah system detects a shot is taken 24 inches or less inside the three point line, a playful jolt will arrive from the corresponding beads that will last five seconds, with the sensation described “as if a curious honey bee got lost looking for honey in all the wrong places.” If the same player takes three shots in that same area in one practice, the jolt will last until the player has either soiled himself or until the Noah system realizes the player is actually enjoying the sensation.
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

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One of my most hated things in life --> new appliances. My god, they are all huge pieces of s***.



old washing machine = lasted 25 years, repair breakdown with $15 part
new washing machine = lasts 5 years, every important part costs more than just buying a new one


🤮 🤮 🤮

About to be on my 3rd in 10 years at my house. But it's cool. It's energy efficient AF.
 
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roguemocha

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-Hermmdawg hacked my picture account and posted a pic of me waaaaaaay back in the day. That dude is gangster. If you messed with him he’s find you on the web and cause problems for you lol.

-Greeeeeaaaaat, I just bought all new appliances… I did get warranty for the dishwasher as those things seem to always have problems. Maybe should get the fridge one too.
 
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Ron Mehico

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I bought a GE washer and dryer last year (F*ck you China American made high quality!) and within 1 month the washer broke down and I had to get it fixed and the washer is all mildewed and neither one works worth a ****. I’m including them in the house that we’re selling tomorrow and my realtor is making a big deal about the fact we’re including them with the house so I can get rid of those POS.
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

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When I lived in St Matts (over a decade ago), my generic, dirt cheap, top load washer broke down and I put it on Craigs List for like $30. Dude called within minutes of the posting, was at my house precisely when we scheduled pickup that day, hauled it up a flight of steps and into his truck by himself with a dolly in about 45 seconds. Obviously he repaired and resold it.


Last one broke and I called a repair guy. He barely crossed the threshold of the door and says “nope. Part costs more than a new one.” We exchanged pleasantries before he gave me an $80 invoice.

Thanks, Obama.
 
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BBdK

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My purchase contract at my new humble crib stated something like “washer/dryer replaced with reasonable equivalent” or some ****. Cool

Basically my Royal Lex 1999 tandem lmao. Was livid initially

Both still humming like new 3 years later, and zero chance they’d sell for $150 as a free delivery set.

Had the CADILLAC HOT EFFICIENCY **** at my previous baller home, with countless issues.


On a similar note; the standard 1996 office breakroom box microwave heats 1.5-2.5x the fancy built in home one. Those dudes are FIERCE 💯
 
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bradyjames_rivals

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-doc rec-Torn on Hulu

-It’s almost July. Starting to believe we can win the East with some luck!?!!! So I would assume, in reality, we will end up 7-6.

-Our washer/dryer needs to be replaced every 3-4 years: On the flip side our cars are worth as much or more than when we bought them in some cases.

-Got married last month. Knew she was a keeper when she wanted us to be introduced to Grove St. Party. It sure is easier when you aren’t raising little kids. We did add a pup to the mix. Some ahole dropped him off at the lake. So we kept him. So far Tillman has been a cool *** dog.

-Rather play Miami this year and get Duke next year when they are rebuilding too.
 
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cut_itloosedoubledeuce

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Friday randoms…

- Just finished the Dahmer doc on Netflix. Goodness man, disturbing is an understatement.

- Wife is flying up to CT next wk so I get 5 days in the house solo. Wife is then flying back solo so I get another 5 days on top of that. 10 days of silence in the house is about as good as any vacation could offer right now.

- Late July will be a **** show though. 2 birthdays (turning 4 and 2), the wife’s bday, and our 5th anniversary will completely offset the 10 days mentioned above.

- A word that I just can’t pronounce is “peculiarly”. Just can’t do it and the slower I try to pronounce it, the worse it sounds.

- Got a promotion to VP Finance this wk. Means I’ll have to travel to AZ 1-2x/mo going forward. Worst places to visit I guess.

- Still can’t watch baseball on TV no matter how good my team is.

- 9-3 for the football Cats this year. Already put a wager on the over of 6.5.

- Have 0 interest in today’s music and literally can’t think of any group today that I would pay any $ amount to see in concert.

- July 4th falling on a Tuesday is a tease of a holiday. Move that **** to Monday to get the long weekend.

- Not buying into any of the bball off-season news. Win the big games, dominate the conference, reestablish Nashville as your second home, and go make a final 4. That’s it. Do NOT care about anything else.

Friday 5 per my oldest
- Kelly Clarkson - stronger
- Kelly Clarkson - stronger
- Kelly Clarkson - stronger
- Kelly Clarkson - stronger
- Kelly Clarkson - stronger
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cole854

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PTI (pti) said:
About to be on my 3rd in 10 years at my house. But it's cool. It's energy efficient AF.
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They give you a receipt?

 
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krazykats

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Microwave went out months ago and was told the one the wife picked out is a 6month lead time. So being who I am I cancelled it and bought the little $100 one that sits on the counter.

Ice maker has issues on the fridge that came with the house, French doors to the fridge and the freezer on bottom. I promise whoever thought that design up did not have kids! Anyway, I bought the old school ice trays for ice in the garage freezer that is an ice box on top of the fridge old school deals that you can buy for $250 these days.

One of the arms broke on the dryer because I assume my wife has no clue if the spin cycle worked or not and puts clothes in the dryer too wet. How else does just 1 of 3 arms break?

Also washing machine stays on UE because again I assume my wife has no clue what’s to heavy and has broke the balances in that stupid machine.

I will say though the W/D combo has made all 3 of our move the past 6-7 years and we bought them a year or two before ever moving. They are without a doubt an upgrade from the trash front loaders she had to have, and those were shot within 3 years of buying!

Of course these are all arguing points because I’m a cheap *** jew, blah blah blah, spend 6 figures on barrels of bourbon blah blah blah.

But I tell ya what, when I brought home 80’s cow and the deep freeze wasn’t big enough it only took me 20 minutes to run to Lowe’s and pay cash for a second deep freeze that was twice the size of the one I already had!

That caused quite problem, and I was ok with every point she made because she made em all that day!
 
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roguemocha

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-Good news, got my curling fan/light out up in the kitchen after of course having to get bigger screws at Home Depot because the ones they sent were way too small.

-Bad news, got my brand new vanities delivered on my driveway yesterday. Decided to go to the dog park while it was nice out around 6, got home at 7:30 still broad daylight and someone had stopped loaded it all up and gone. $1000 ✌️

Had to be a crew following deliveries or driving around looking. It would take 2-3 guys at least and obviously a truck that was ready to gank some products on driveways. It was 7’ long and 5’ tall, weighed #239. That wasn’t just some dude in a ‘97 Ford Ranger Splash.

People touching suck. Ballsy too, pops was home (not that he would’ve known anything was going on). If I had seen it they’d been greeted with a shotty, I guarantee that.

Just praying the next guy gets them.

All good not even mad, won’t do any good. Already reordered them.
 
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cricket3

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Our air fryer replaced our microwave and oven. Unless it's a casserole or something in a 10x12 dish it's going in the air fryer and taking half the time. I can make a can of cinnamon rolls or biscuits in 10 minutes, I can't even preheat the oven that quick.
 
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IsRichieGonnaStart

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I’m as down and jaded as anyone when it comes to our basketball program.

That being said I’ve reached my limit of the national gasbags kicking us when we’re down which has clouded their judgement about this up and coming team’s prospects.

Dauster and John Fanta hosting KSR the other day claiming this is a top 25ish team that should make the tourney. Fuc% off.

Wagner, Edwards and Bradshaw are all potential top 10 picks. Some have Edwards as a potential #1 and Dillingham is going to be a bucket. Throw in 23 year old vet double digit scorers in Reeves and Mitchell. Thiero and Ugo have a ton of upside. I’m also more bullish that Bradshaw will be playing in November.

I guess everyone is skewing their preseason rankings towards older teams because of the last few years. Still though, this is a top 10 team based on talent alone.

I’d pay to watch someone punch Jeff Goodman’s ugly *** New England face with a vintage Kentucky season this winter. For the love of this state, Cal. Just fng do it.
 
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VernHatton52

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IsRichieGonnaStart said:
I’m as down and jaded as anyone when it comes to our basketball program.

That being said I’ve reached my limit of the national gasbags kicking us when we’re down which has clouded their judgement about this up and coming team’s prospects.

Dauster and John Fanta hosting KSR the other day claiming this is a top 25ish team that should make the tourney. Fuc% off.

Wagner, Edwards and Bradshaw are all potential top 10 picks. Some have Edwards as a potential #1 and Dillingham is going to be a bucket. Throw in 23 year old vet double digit scorers in Reeves and Mitchell. Thiero and Ugo have a ton of upside. I’m also more bullish that Bradshaw will be playing in November.

I guess everyone is skewing their preseason rankings towards older teams because of the last few years. Still though, this is a top 10 team based on talent alone.

I’d pay to watch someone punch Jeff Goodman’s ugly *** New England face with a vintage Kentucky season this winter. For the love of this state, Cal. Just fng do it.
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Rack that mfer!
 
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jwheat

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- I refuse to believe grown men are as excited about Taylor swift as you guys are so I’ll continue to read it as satire for my sanity

With that being said matchbox 20 and the wallflowers may bring me to tears next week.

Toots wings in Murfreesboro and maybe a stop by grand slam and that should take care of my dose of Nashville for awhile.

- if any of you still pay attention to slow pitch softball, the number one team in the country (Resmondo) is in an unlimited home run tournament on the banks of the Cumberland river in Burkesville. Looking forward to some mashing tonight

a lot of you don’t know about it but the ones that do (strokin, maybe cricket) this area of the state is known for its Monroe county style bbq which is basically pork shoulder. Aside from the goat spots that are actually in Monroe county I consider the best shoulder to come from this softball tournament (southern Kentucky classic).
 
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roguemocha

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I get it with Swift, but Matchbox 20 and Wallflowers are damn close to her for the 90s.

“I think I’ve already lost you,
I think you’re already gone.
I think I’m finally scared now,
You think I’m weak, I think you’re wrong.”

That’s some whiny T Swift breakup song lyrics just sung by a dude is the only difference! 😆
 
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