GYERO ARCHIVE

[creeksman]

Elly is going to routinely flirt with the cycle

 

[bradyjames_rivals]

Elly is legit!

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Elly is going to routinely flirt with the cycle

Not in that cracker jacks box they call a stadium: Too small to get a triple on a regular basis.

 

[creeksman]

Maybe for some

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Man Im so here for Joey Vottos Last Ride...

 

[krazykats]

ZOMG YouTubeTV doesn’t have the Reds game on, what do I do?

 

[anthonys735]

 

[anthonys735]

Man Im so here for Joey Vottos Last Ride...

Let's ******* go, baby.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Incredible

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

It’s incredible that McDouche hit the first two guys, the ump missed a clear strike three on Elly, and then McDouche served up a peach to Votto. I mean what the f?

 

[pretzel__logic]

I mean sucks to suck I guess

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

I forget the rule on last beers at the park. What is it - 7th inning stretch? Oh well, I have four 25 oz bud heavies and a can and a half of diesel zyns in my possession. Should be good through the fireworks. Maybe.

Let’s go you goddamned redlegs!!! What a ******* time to be alive

 

[creeksman]

Not in that cracker jacks box they call a stadium: Too small to get a triple on a regular basis.

 

[justa]

Not in that cracker jacks box they call a stadium: Too small to get a triple on a regular basis.

You and the idiot resident UNC fan have more incorrect takes than entire board combined

 

[barbourfor3]

Well - De La Cruz just hit for the cycle, can’t wait to read the critique from that dork UKO.

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

Not in that cracker jacks box they call a stadium: Too small to get a triple on a regular basis.

Well well well... how the turn tables.

 

[pretzel__logic]

What an absolute stud. Feeling SMUG in nky.

 

[BBdK]

Ely & Reds are clueless. I’m not a Reds fan, actually the opposite, but if I was I’d be livid about the longest win streak in 66 years & leading division.

And 1st cycle since 1989 by the 2 week old rookie bum that has the starving fanbase rabid.

Nothing would piss me off more, in fact . Just like Mark. Any joy derived from this cute little irrelevant run is pathetic. Clueless dolts.


(Told y’all he’s a lunatic. And a “lifetime Reds fan”)

Be careful out there. Guy is a complete loser psychopath. May shoot up the stadium soon if this nonsense continues and compare it to Chicago slums.

Then he’ll “buy you a beer”.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

We still making fun of Elly's batting average or...?

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

Edit - added a few 25 oz bud light blackberry seltzers to the arsenal. My wife is thrillled. I love all of you.

 

[anthonys735]

Not in that cracker jacks box they call a stadium: Too small to get a triple on a regular basis.

Freezingcoldtakes

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Well well well... how the turn tables.

To be fair I didn’t know he was faster than Usain Bolt with a tailwind.

 

[BBdK]

He’ll be much slower once he gets to the Show.

Bases are much shorter & conditions more optimal for bogus spreed in the minors, as everyone who’s not clueless understands.

Wynn, send me a catpaw DM. No homo

 

[VernHatton52]

I read on ESPN where he's the youngest to hit for the cycle in 51 years. And I thought to myself, "Man, that hasn't happened since like the 50s." Then they said it was 1972, and I remembered that I'm old.

 

[BBdK]

Funny. I saw same & remembered that you’re a Ho

“It’s Ryne not Ryan”

-Vern

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

This game is bonkers

 

[Ron Mehico]

Half expecting to read a newspaper article about UKO chopping up BBDk and eating him. Don’t play with fire too often

-1/6 extra dry vermouth
-1/6 olive juice
-4/6 kettle one - my wife likes that swill Tito’s but no accounting for taste
-2 blue cheese stuffed olives - but the good overstuffed white and creamy blue cheese, not the cubed ****- like the ones that taste too strong if not in a martini

The trick I’ve found though is to make it glacier cold. Like fill the brim of the mixer with ice and then I crush ice into very tiny almost slushy like chips. I don’t overdo it with the tiny ice chips but I’ll put like 10 in there. Makes the martini glass instantly frost. Just delightful.

 

[anthonys735]

I'm not really in to new gyero posters but Ron and Wynn need to make a tailgate.

 

[AIChatGPT]

EDC couldn’t get a hit when his team really needed it.

Your ignorance knows no bounds

 

[wcc31]

I'm not really in to new gyero posters.

I said the same thing summer 2004.

 

[BBdK]

Reds nasty cheaters. Congrats on a 12th consecutive fraudulent win







On a serious note. I’m RAKING on one of my top 5 most hated teams in sport, while also being happy for my buds. Pretty cool ****, no doubt. Impossible to not appreciate the madness.

Enjoy. F the Bengals regardless tho, that lil honeymoon is over.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

For tomorrow’s game the two starters have a combined ERA over 11.25

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

 

[MrKentucky]

This has to be the most fun ive had in my life watching baseball. And I say that as a big baseball guy.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

That’s weird.

Why aren’t you really grumpy and trying to dunk on every random Cincinnati fan on Twitter with completely delusional, hateful, completely blind ignorant posts?

 

[cricket3]

If my dad acts like that when he reaches Mark’s age I may have to put him in a home.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

 

[pretzel__logic]

what a miserable prick

 

[Ron Mehico]

I have this real gay little mini golden doodle. He’s 25 lbs and just a friendly little curly haired white furball. On the rare occasions we actually answer the door with a food delivery app I’m always amused at the absolute HORROR AAs have when he steps outside to smell/lick their shoes. It might as well be Freddy Kruger coming at them with a machete.