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Seriously if this isn’t your guy, have fun getting your *** kicked by me- a guy who knows (fictional) ball.
My nephew is a dead ringer for Pink. The hair is a perfect match and he is thin and wiry. No idea how his ability matches since we never saw Pink play.
But, give me Johnny Utah for those I never saw play...even though he is a Buckeye.
For the ones I saw play - Mox.
But, give me Johnny Utah for those I never saw play...even though he is a Buckeye.
For the ones I saw play - Mox.
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I've got some soup bean takes loaded if you would like them too.
Going back and forth with a Michigan St fan. Is it true we would have hired Izzo in 09 if they had lost to Louisville in the tourney?
No love for Matt Saracen?
How about Saracen…. Sleeping with coach’s daughter?
He gets bonus points for that, no doubt.
He gets bonus points for that, no doubt.
I'll go with Shane Falco. Was willing to barroom brawl instead of depending on his big uglies to protect him. Had to walk through picket lines just to get to practice. Managed to drive across DC in his beat up pick up truck in less than ten minutes to lead the team out on the field in the second half. Saved his kicker from a gambino beatdown (when he pissed it all away and they were going to take his pub) with a great fake hold and run despite being called back for a penalty (no problem Jumbo). Gave the best huddle speech in history. He is unequivocally #1 and there is no close second.
There was a time in the not-too-distant past when real cowboys played quarterback. Men with tanned and weathered faces who rolled their own smokes. Men who wore battered hats and scuffed boots and denim tuxedos without an ounce of irony. Men who could coax a living out of the land and with those same hands spin a football with flawless accuracy and a trace of abandon.
One of these men was the most legendary movie quarterback in the Lone Star State. This is his story...
* Enjoy peeping Wikipedia every now and again to get the Personal Info basics on hotties/baddies. Big highlight is something like "she identifies as pansexual, and has openly dated both men and women." That's always cool.
Minka Kelly = Kelly enjoys cooking and baking. She graduated from the New School of Cooking in Culver City, California, in June 2015.
Quite a letdown.
* Lass and I lost a friend this week, and found out about it mid-flight on Tuesday. Wouldn't surprise me if some on here knew him. Used to be a sales guy for (I think) Goodwood, and lived back-and-forth between NOLA and Louisville, coming down to take over the same gig at the fastest growing brewery in our region. Had a heart attack in the airport while waiting on a connecting flight, shortly after he called his lass to tell her he wasn't feeling well. Collapsed in the airport. Went to the hospital in Chicago and never made it out. Dude was 50, and probably ran/biked/swam 1-2 hours a day 6 days a week. He was one of the good ones.
If you see one of these, buy it and enjoy.
Random tidbit = our buddy owns a running shoe store (lass used to manage it), and he worked out a deal with that guy to exchange free beer for free shoes. So their entire brewery staff got free running shoes, and his running store has 4 free beer taps open 24/7. That's how you leave a legacy behind.
* The Bryce Hopkins KSR interview kinda told us what we already knew about Cal. What a weird dichotomy. He screams "GOOOOOOO!!!" at the top of his lungs all game, loves talking about how he'll yank a guy if he does NOT take an open shot, but it's clear from anyone who watches that his players play tight and don't feel empowered/trusted.
* Hertz gave us a Tesla. Thoughts.....
- we legit needed a tutorial from a guy who worked there
- fun to drive because it's so smooth/quiet
- interior is extremely basic
- all of you gas guzzling planet haters and your massive carbon footprint can go to hell
* When staying in a hotel room, the publicly accessible bathroom in the lobby can be a game changer. Sometimes if you really need to do your business, having a spot that's not 6 feet away from your spouse is nice.
* Banger:
* Jesse Plemons has become the best creepy *** character of his entire generation. What a career for that guy.
Minka Kelly = Kelly enjoys cooking and baking. She graduated from the New School of Cooking in Culver City, California, in June 2015.
Quite a letdown.
* Lass and I lost a friend this week, and found out about it mid-flight on Tuesday. Wouldn't surprise me if some on here knew him. Used to be a sales guy for (I think) Goodwood, and lived back-and-forth between NOLA and Louisville, coming down to take over the same gig at the fastest growing brewery in our region. Had a heart attack in the airport while waiting on a connecting flight, shortly after he called his lass to tell her he wasn't feeling well. Collapsed in the airport. Went to the hospital in Chicago and never made it out. Dude was 50, and probably ran/biked/swam 1-2 hours a day 6 days a week. He was one of the good ones.
If you see one of these, buy it and enjoy.
Random tidbit = our buddy owns a running shoe store (lass used to manage it), and he worked out a deal with that guy to exchange free beer for free shoes. So their entire brewery staff got free running shoes, and his running store has 4 free beer taps open 24/7. That's how you leave a legacy behind.
* The Bryce Hopkins KSR interview kinda told us what we already knew about Cal. What a weird dichotomy. He screams "GOOOOOOO!!!" at the top of his lungs all game, loves talking about how he'll yank a guy if he does NOT take an open shot, but it's clear from anyone who watches that his players play tight and don't feel empowered/trusted.
* Hertz gave us a Tesla. Thoughts.....
- we legit needed a tutorial from a guy who worked there
- fun to drive because it's so smooth/quiet
- interior is extremely basic
- all of you gas guzzling planet haters and your massive carbon footprint can go to hell
* When staying in a hotel room, the publicly accessible bathroom in the lobby can be a game changer. Sometimes if you really need to do your business, having a spot that's not 6 feet away from your spouse is nice.
* Banger:
* Jesse Plemons has become the best creepy *** character of his entire generation. What a career for that guy.
-I'm with Vern, give me Paul Blake. Excellent movie. Plus, peak Kathy.
-We watched FNL at Showcase Cinemas, can't recall if we were 18 or not. Then we found somewhere to do the other "stuff" after I'm sure.
-Replacements is amazing. Closest thing to Major League that football has to offer.
-Quick sand really seems to have lost steam as a threat. When I was a kid I felt like it was at least a top 3-4 way people died. Did we solve the issue without media coverage or are there places that really struggle with it?
-Lil Wayne @ Rupp.
LFG.
-Favorites:
"They're All Gonna Laugh At You" - Toll Booth Willie and Medium Pace.
"What the Hell Happened to me?" - The Goat
We listened to that **** on repeat while playing Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat tournaments, crushing Pizza Hut and drinking 2Ls of Coke. Pinnacle of life, tbh. Wouldn't be a bad substitute for a bourbon tasting or GYEROlympics. Download Bond, SF, or MK grab some poster board, a bunch of delivery pizza, ton of 2Ls put a tube TV(I still have one) on a fuzzy soft core porn with sound only and play until the sun comes up.
-Little man smoked the kitchen up with a 15 minute, rather than 15 seconds, microwave pizza incident. Ruined the mic and not the pantry, at minimum, needs to be repainted. Electric pizza smell is pungent and lasting. Kids... ugh.
-Kind of wild people still smoke cigarettes. We're going on 3 generations that know that **** straight up gives you cancer. Not to mention several safer nicotine options. What a disgusting habit.
-Hey UL won a game of round ball.
-We watched FNL at Showcase Cinemas, can't recall if we were 18 or not. Then we found somewhere to do the other "stuff" after I'm sure.
-Replacements is amazing. Closest thing to Major League that football has to offer.
-Quick sand really seems to have lost steam as a threat. When I was a kid I felt like it was at least a top 3-4 way people died. Did we solve the issue without media coverage or are there places that really struggle with it?
-Lil Wayne @ Rupp.
LFG.-Favorites:
"They're All Gonna Laugh At You" - Toll Booth Willie and Medium Pace.
"What the Hell Happened to me?" - The Goat
We listened to that **** on repeat while playing Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat tournaments, crushing Pizza Hut and drinking 2Ls of Coke. Pinnacle of life, tbh. Wouldn't be a bad substitute for a bourbon tasting or GYEROlympics. Download Bond, SF, or MK grab some poster board, a bunch of delivery pizza, ton of 2Ls put a tube TV(I still have one) on a fuzzy soft core porn with sound only and play until the sun comes up.
-Little man smoked the kitchen up with a 15 minute, rather than 15 seconds, microwave pizza incident. Ruined the mic and not the pantry, at minimum, needs to be repainted. Electric pizza smell is pungent and lasting. Kids... ugh.
-Kind of wild people still smoke cigarettes. We're going on 3 generations that know that **** straight up gives you cancer. Not to mention several safer nicotine options. What a disgusting habit.
-Hey UL won a game of round ball.
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Not limited to actually being a guest in the hotel. A hidden lobby bathroom is the absolutely best place to go in an emergency #2 situation.
You guys are married and have been together for... what? 5 years+?
That was clutch when you're first dating. Kinda odd now.
Former LA Stallions QB Jimmy Dix could still toss it around the yard... Probably wouldn't sign RB Billy Cole though tbh.
Best arm in the National League. Remember that, you fat son of a *****!
Best arm in the National League. Remember that, you fat son of a *****!
I’ll say it more plainly for anth: I prefer not to take a huge, smelly, loud dump in a room I’m sharing with someone else.
All in on the hotel lobby bathroom move, and utilize 100% of the time it's available. Especially in the evening when lass is hogging the bathroom for an hour+ to get ready.
Not bad. They did a pretty good job casting in that movie, especially with the other players. I always thought Kane looked small. But the actor who played him was 6'2. Still, never thought he looked that athletic. Here are some other movie QBs. I still think Keanu looks the most like a real pro.
- Craig Sheffer (Program): 6'2
- Keanu Reeves (Point Break / Replacements): 6'1
- Scott Walker (Varsity Blues): 6'1
- James Van Der Beek (Varsity Blues): 6'0
- Scott Bakula (Necessary Roughness): 6'0
- Dennis Quaid (Any Given Sunday): 6'0
- Jamie Foxx (Any Given Sunday): 5'9
- Lucas Black (Friday Night Lights): 5'9
Hilton Diamonds member here. I will take it to another level.
Rather than use a nasty *** c-store bathroom or rest area, I have been known to pull into a perfectly placed Hampton Inn and use their lobby bathroom even though I am not staying in the hotel.
I always feel that makes us even when the Diamond member parking spaces are full.
I don't care how long you've been married, you try to take a dump as privately as possible. Taking a leak with the door open, however, starts after about two or three months of dating.
When I afford my wife the luxury of a trip, we sleep in the woods. I will dig a hole in the ground, and do my business, while looking her right in the eye.
One of HBO's first attempts at original programming was a football sitcom called 1st and Ten.
It was pretty good for a couple of years but went downhill. At any rate, their first QB wasn't very good in retrospect but he had a decent name - Tom Yinessa.
It was pretty good for a couple of years but went downhill. At any rate, their first QB wasn't very good in retrospect but he had a decent name - Tom Yinessa.
No love for ESPN's 1 Season Drama 'Playmakers' I see.
Go in, do your business, take a shower and move on. Leaving your own room to go take a dump in a public bathroom is weird.
Even better if it's during breakfast hours and you can get a nice meal of food before hitting the road.
“Hey babe, I’m gonna go get some ice and see what the lobby bar situation is. Want a snack or anything from the front desk?”
Poor anth. Just had no concept of how to live life properly.
Poor anth. Just had no concept of how to live life properly.
Depends on the severity of the situation, brah. Sometimes going in the “other” bathroom is necessary.
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