GYERO ARCHIVE

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Is this the thread where I wish good night sweet prince and post a picture of CoolCat, the movie Cool Runnings, an Igloo cooler, etc? Because oh man do I have some real zingers just lined up and ready to go.

There will never be another one like him.

 

pretzel__logic

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I'm mystified by both lip injections and BBLs. Injections = you have filler in your face FOREVER. That **** doesn't dissolve on its own and shewwee, not even Lisa Rinna would risk Lisa Rinna lips again (probably). BBL is an incredibly dangerous surgery with a startingly high mortality rate and enormous ***/hips on a girl who has bird legs looks bizarre, but they're all over instagram influencers. Why pay thousands of dollars and RISK YOUR LIFE to have a fat transfer when you could, idk, change your diet a smidgen and work out a couple times a week for 45 minutes for free? (i know, those things require discipline and not more money than sense). I went down an IG reel rabbit hole the other day and found a woman who had two BBLs in two years, both in Tijuana. She had massive scars and looked like a blow up doll, and admitted she still had body dysmorphia. Her husband looks like a beanstalk. Honey, just go to some therapy, damn.

Botox on the other hand...if you go to a reputable injector that doesn't freeze your entire face, it can be great. I'd absolutely get it if I had an extra $500 laying around every 6-8 weeks, tbh.
 

anthonys735

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-Ian looked like a beast. Thankfully it sounds like flooding and roof damage seem to be the worst of it. Hoping it only stays at the 1 death.

-The Weather Channel Hyperbole is too much to take. Settle down, nerds.

-Will Levis' Shady Ray commercial is well produced. Good for him.

-Fantastic Voyage is just an all time classic rap video. Worshiped.

-Baseball is better with heavy steroid use and tons of home runs. It just is. Glad we're back to that era.

-Jackie... Where's Jackie? -- Maybe the most awkward thing I've ever watched. Good lord.

-Speaking of, DJIA is now below Jan 2020. So... everything is pretty great. Glad I've got a decade or two before retirement.

-Quiet Firing solving Quiet Quitting? White collar layoffs are already rolling. Hopefully all these slackers and Great Resignation folks enjoyed the run.

-Do kids even go to school for a full week anymore? We've been in for 2+ months and I feel like we've had like 2 full weeks of M-F school.

-Kiffin has to be the most likeable hatable person since Spurrier.

-Lolz at Wagner not even visiting UL again.
 
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Bonzo_Cat

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roguemocha

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I'm mystified by both lip injections and BBLs. Injections = you have filler in your face FOREVER. That **** doesn't dissolve on its own and shewwee, not even Lisa Rinna would risk Lisa Rinna lips again (probably). BBL is an incredibly dangerous surgery with a startingly high mortality rate and enormous ***/hips on a girl who has bird legs looks bizarre, but they're all over instagram influencers. Why pay thousands of dollars and RISK YOUR LIFE to have a fat transfer when you could, idk, change your diet a smidgen and work out a couple times a week for 45 minutes for free? (i know, those things require discipline and not more money than sense). I went down an IG reel rabbit hole the other day and found a woman who had two BBLs in two years, both in Tijuana. She had massive scars and looked like a blow up doll, and admitted she still had body dysmorphia. Her husband looks like a beanstalk. Honey, just go to some therapy, damn.

Botox on the other hand...if you go to a reputable injector that doesn't freeze your entire face, it can be great. I'd absolutely get it if I had an extra $500 laying around every 6-8 weeks, tbh.
Yeah a little discipline and hard work a few times a week and you don't have to do any of that surgery or money stuff but that's the whole microwave society thing I guess. There's no reward for it and you won't feel better about it anyway because you didn't work for it.

-Girls honestly don't give one care about what guys think anymore, it's just one ups"woman"ship every day how they dress and everything. Just like no guys like high-waisted ANYTHING except the high on the hops little bikini straps or HUGE tennis shoes they love now but I digress.
 

Ron Mehico

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The real gotcha moment of this article is clicking the link and finding the Wall Street Journal with their hand out asking for over $100/year to read such insightful takes.

There have been some really interesting WSJ article titles that Ive come across wanting to read. Clicked the link and saw 38.99 and figured I’d get it at 3 bucks a month. Realized it was 38.99 a month. Lol, nope.
 

gobigbluebell

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John Vincent better hang a banner this year because his brand is pure **** right now...



John + Kane + Bill + Cincinnati

It cannot get any worse than that. Realistically speaking.
 

GrandePdre

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They need to figure out how to do a news version of The Athletic or a blanket paywall agreement that gets you access to the LHL, CJ, WSJ, NYT, LAT, WaPo, or whatever news organization you want to add.

Here's Janet Patton telling you all about the new restaurant that just opened in Lexington and the one that closed it's doors forev--FIRST MONTH ONLY $1!!!
 
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KingLlama

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- Always preferred "1,2,3,4" to "Fantastic Voyage", but I'm not mad at those who feel otherwise.

- Beef Stroganoff is always a good call on one of the first chilly nights of the season. (kinda wish Boat would come along with an "ANTH SURE LIKES STROGAN' OFF IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"....RIP Doc)

- Really like Kiffin now. He knows who he is, he was humbled enough by everything that went down, and he's a place that appreciates his eccentricities. I hope he stays at Ole Miss for a long time.

- D.C. with the family for Fall Break next week. Really loved my few days there for work last month. My kids are history/museum buffs, so they already have planned out which ones they want to hit. Six museums, plus two college campus tours, plus all the usual D.C. stuff means about 20 miles a day on these tires. Gonna need some new New Balances STAT after this one.

- I don't need to know which HS prospects have cut their school list from six down to four, thanks.
 

BernieSadori

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*I am about an hour away from ditching work to get ready for the long weekend.
-Costco
-Total Wine
-Mall for some new kicks
Not in that order

*Joe Biden having a seance during a presser was pretty cool.
Q: Where's Jackie
A: She's dead

*It seems there's going to be a lot of Blue in Oxford. I know a lot of people that usually don't make road trips (myself included) heading down.

*Never been a fan of chicks with tattoos. I mean, I wouldn't turn it down, but it's not my preference. Lip injections = awful. Some of these bitches look like they had a ballpark hotdog implanted under the skin.

*Ex asked me my thoughts on my daughter going to Gulf Shores on fall break with her friend. Couldn't resist an opportunity to be an *******.

-Bernie: Obviously I don't know the parents as I haven't been around. I'll have to rely on your judgement of people, which is shaky, at best.

Oh well. Maybe one day I won't be so ******, but that day isn't today.
 

cut_itloosedoubledeuce

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I am amazed by the amount of people that don’t believe in “lines” anymore.

3 deep to get bfast coffee…someone will go right to front.

Line waiting to get in elevator…someone will just walk around you and get on first.

3 separate lines at front desk…someone will skip over from line 2 to 3 like it’s nothing.

I have perfected the response to it with a snarky, “yea we haven’t been waiting here but you go ahead bud.” What amazes me is most look at you with a “clueless, what did I do wrong?” face.
 

krazykats

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I’m sure the guys at 84 and Builders First down there got it all covered.

I know we kept several trucks at bay in Georgia in order to get it down there as soon as this blows through.

It’s a damn shame, but this is the least expensive lumber has been in 2-3 years so at least the mills aren’t gouging the market at the moment.
 
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Yeah a little discipline and hard work a few times a week and you don't have to do any of that surgery or money stuff but that's the whole microwave society thing I guess. There's no reward for it and you won't feel better about it anyway because you didn't work for it.

-Girls honestly don't give one care about what guys think anymore, it's just one ups"woman"ship every day how they dress and everything. Just like no guys like high-waisted ANYTHING except the high on the hops little bikini straps or HUGE tennis shoes they love now but I digress.
Is there anything you don’t know?
 

It'saDoneDeal

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Don't forget these takes that are colder than a polar bear's toenail:

Here me now. I will never post on this site again if Will Levis goes top 5. My word is oak.

EDIT: On top of that, I'll even take a three month suspension from posting if he goes first round.

Given you have 2 locks already for 1st round in Stroud and Young, w/ a possible Rattler as another first choice for someone, it is a huge stretch to even think Levis would be a first rounder. There isn't a team that needs him, especially w/ their first pick. He would have to take a tremendous leap. Huge.

Great call on that ***** Rattler too lol. Only way Levis doesn't go in the first is if teams think he's a psycho that doesn't care. Otherwise? He gud.
 

klambert6

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Todd McShay was on Russillo's pod this week talking about the top QBs. Levis is number three on his board.

He told a story about our defense during the Florida game. Basically said the ENTIRE defense was focused on ruining Anthony Richardson's Heisman buzz. He wouldn't share all the **** talking, but you could tell he was impressed with how locked in Stoops had us. It's a great segment to listen to.

Yuengling, the D8 vape, and my boy lent me his Amazon Prime info and daddy is having a Thursday.
 
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