-I think the most insufferable thing a middle-aged single guy can do around married men is act like said married men never got any tail. We did. A fair amount, usually. And we were so good at it a woman decided nobody else but her should have us for the rest of our lives.
-Speaking of getting laid, who are we on tonight, krazy? #NFL
-Aeration and overseeding scheduled for next Wednesday. Pretty excited tbh. There's just no arguing with the TruGreen program and its results at this point.
-Listen, I'm a Kenny Chesney fan. It's long been a guilty musical pleasure of mine. That said, I can't believe that guy still sells out Foxboro for multiple nights like he just did. Pretty remarkable run that dude has had.
-I got two souvenir soft drinks, soft pretzel, and an alarmingly small bag of peanuts at the game last Saturday. $23. I'm not mad about it (I GET IT), but I'm still marveling at the margins they undoubtedly cleared. Multiplied by however many thousands of transactions 7-8x per season. Shew. And now the consumers must pay for the labor DIRECTLY? Man. Good to be a college football program, I guess.
-The greatest thing about living in St. Matthew is Brownsboro Hardware. Absolutely love that place, except for Reg. Reg is a snarky, condescending, know-it-all of a retiree that just absolutely gets in your *** the second you walk in the place. He and I have had our passive aggressive battles over the years that honestly test my patience more than anyone or anything in my life at this point. I do everything I can to avoid him so as to not one day accidentally swing at him. F Reg.
-The Great Florida Gators citing JJ Weaver's comments on AR15 as bulletin board material for lowly old UK is scrumptious. Never thought I'd see that day.
-Speaking of passive aggressive, Stoops' interview with Finebaum was a little tense. Not sure needling that ornery bastard on Wednesday of Florida week was a great idea, Paul.
-"If I Were a Carpenter" is at the very top of songs with multiple good covers by various artists across multiple genres.
-"LIGHTBULBS? Yes, sir, we do have an entire selection on aisle 8. Is this for a lamp? Do you think you know the recommended wattage or did you happen to remember to bring the dead bulb that we can reference? Is there anything else with lighting you need today or was this a special trip?
GET THE F OUT OF HERE, REG.
-Don't have much desire to make the Gainesville trip but assume I will one day.