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DoubleSecretProbation

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Gotta think we see them road pearls in Gainesville Saturday. I'm good with it. Kick ***, Cats.



^That's one hell of an image btw.
Was thinking that watching the highlights posted earlier. The all whites are sharp and clean.
 

roguemocha

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I would 1000% turn her down. And a 7/10? You’re being facetious right? She’s old and wrinkled, ill
Wait for that 25 years after I get married…wait I mean if.
 
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roguemocha

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Well good news coming, I won’t be in BFE with nothing to do much longer…

pti talking like he’s been married for ages 😂 that was good man. 👏
 

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"That was the sound of supersonic pecker huffing.


Sweet Lord

"Supersonic Pecker Huffing" ---

I can't decide if that's brilliant & should be a song title

Or if its not maybe just a bot terrifying -- like 2 weeks after hearings the seemingly unrelated words ....

you hear a PSA announcing "Unprotected Super Sonic Pecker Huffing" identified as the primary behavioral activity thats spawned a hyper aggressive , drug resistant heretofore unseen variant of now-sentient venereal warts ---

Children & elderly required to take injections of the latest experimental "stuff" that the newly created Pfizer/Wal-Mart/Papa Johns joint alliance for A GDamn Decent World -- blessed the US & Europe with
 
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anthonys735

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Bike to Beat Cancer is this weekend. Donations appreciated.

 
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RIP Queen Elizabeth?

About to call Next Man Up. You’re it, Prince Charles. You insufferable pansy.


The Queen beat COVID 7 months ago. Only had a light cold. Add her to the list with David Allen Coe and Willie Nelson of people that are proving to me this really is a hoax after all.
 
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anthonys735

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-100% full dorky middle aged white guy bike kit like I'm in the TdF peleton. I look great in it.

-Speaking of, down 25lbs from the winter coat, and still pushing similar weight in the gym. Put about 10 more on last winter than I really wanted to so we're going to keep that off this year. LFG. Low carb, really high protein ftw.

-Don't care if all the main Nike teams have a similar uniform. I'm just happy the old ones are finally f*cking gone.

-That Pegula chick is worth like 6 Billion. Geez. Good for her, pretty unassuming, and grinding away as a journeyman tennis player.

-I guess Alcaraz is the next superstar? That behind the back return was insane. He's fun to watch.

-USOpen is an event I'd like to add to the list.

-Proud dad, little man ran a 7:33 1500m in his 3rd CC meet. Good enough for 15th and the top 2nd grade finisher. All but 1 of the kids ahead were 4th graders. He's "run" like 7-8 times in his life and throwing down at least a minute faster mile than I could do right now.

-Horschel would clean the mat with Poults.

-The real disappointment for the Gov race is none of them are inspiring or set to move the state into a better place. We either get the same ****** crooks we've had for basically the last 75 years OR the backwards *** candidates that think gambol is the devil. Yawn.
 

SAECATFAN

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-I think the most insufferable thing a middle-aged single guy can do around married men is act like said married men never got any tail. We did. A fair amount, usually. And we were so good at it a woman decided nobody else but her should have us for the rest of our lives.

-Speaking of getting laid, who are we on tonight, krazy? #NFL

-Aeration and overseeding scheduled for next Wednesday. Pretty excited tbh. There's just no arguing with the TruGreen program and its results at this point.

-Listen, I'm a Kenny Chesney fan. It's long been a guilty musical pleasure of mine. That said, I can't believe that guy still sells out Foxboro for multiple nights like he just did. Pretty remarkable run that dude has had.

-I got two souvenir soft drinks, soft pretzel, and an alarmingly small bag of peanuts at the game last Saturday. $23. I'm not mad about it (I GET IT), but I'm still marveling at the margins they undoubtedly cleared. Multiplied by however many thousands of transactions 7-8x per season. Shew. And now the consumers must pay for the labor DIRECTLY? Man. Good to be a college football program, I guess.

-The greatest thing about living in St. Matthew is Brownsboro Hardware. Absolutely love that place, except for Reg. Reg is a snarky, condescending, know-it-all of a retiree that just absolutely gets in your *** the second you walk in the place. He and I have had our passive aggressive battles over the years that honestly test my patience more than anyone or anything in my life at this point. I do everything I can to avoid him so as to not one day accidentally swing at him. F Reg.

-The Great Florida Gators citing JJ Weaver's comments on AR15 as bulletin board material for lowly old UK is scrumptious. Never thought I'd see that day.

-Speaking of passive aggressive, Stoops' interview with Finebaum was a little tense. Not sure needling that ornery bastard on Wednesday of Florida week was a great idea, Paul.

-"If I Were a Carpenter" is at the very top of songs with multiple good covers by various artists across multiple genres.

-"LIGHTBULBS? Yes, sir, we do have an entire selection on aisle 8. Is this for a lamp? Do you think you know the recommended wattage or did you happen to remember to bring the dead bulb that we can reference? Is there anything else with lighting you need today or was this a special trip?

GET THE F OUT OF HERE, REG.

-Don't have much desire to make the Gainesville trip but assume I will one day.
 
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-Speaking of, down 25lbs from the winter coat, and still pushing similar weight in the gym. Put about 10 more on last winter than I really wanted to so we're going to keep that off this year. LFG. Low carb, really high protein ftw.

Anth tapped me on the back at the stadium and I turned around and it took me a second to realize it was Anth. Guy is living life right.

On the way back to the hotel Brady just out of nowhere says I like watching football with that 80 guy lol.
 

cricket3

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Finebaum has been weirdly hostile towards all things UK recently. I guess it means we've made it because we've largely been an afterthought on his show in the past.
 

roguemocha

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-Well…bye, Columbia. Happy to get out of this yawnfest no-nothing town for sure. Hate to leave the FBall fellas though and Coach asked me to address them after practice two nights ago. Was pretty cool speaking to them as they were all on a knee, led them in the Lord’s Prayer and then told them I was leaving.

Fortunately, they weren’t mad(for the most part) and understood it was for more money less hours and a real city with you, know gals and such. All stayed and gave me the handshake hug and wished me well. I’ll be back for some games for sure.

-That being said, got offered as the #2 behind the GM at Proof Fitness in Lexington as well as the Director of Training which is awesome and right up my alley to be helping run a gym and work full time at one.

They’re both really nice and I can finally show Tim Couch how to lift properly as he appears to be slacking…

Anyway, super stoked and leaving Columbia tomorrow for Georgetown/Lexington and finally back home for now… Mom is pushing for me to buy a house and already has her realtor looking because she doesn’t want me to leave again, but free bird and all that so who knows?

-High protein low carb is a great plan, as little added sugar as possible as well.

Basically exactly what I do and have dropped BF% and still maintained or gone up in weight.

Have a great day gang!
 
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-The Great Florida Gators citing JJ Weaver's comments on AR15 as bulletin board material for lowly old UK is scrumptious. Never thought I'd see that day.
JJ Weaver is going to end up as my favorite defensive player since Josh Paschal.

If he goes straight Taylor Wyndham on Richardson, I'll be happier than Toots Palumbo being photographed at some ******** "red carpet" event.
 
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creeksman

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I re-watched a long set of highlights from the Miami game and man, Wohlabaugh was bad. I've heard people suggest that the errors were mostly mental or due to poor communication, and maybe those things happened, but he just simply got beat over and over. Mental error or not. Aside from him getting beat in one-on-one situations repeatedly, we did a poor job of picking up blitzes a few times.

Utah game was fools gold. If we can shore up the OL quickly (maybe a big IF), we're quite a bit better than Florida, IMO. More complete, just as talented, deeper. If we can't fix OL, it's probably a toss up. The crowd is going to be tough. They're pumped after that win, and they remember how much our crowd affected the game last year.

Smoke will probably get the start, but I'm hoping Wright gets a ton of action. He's the best available RB at the moment.

Lots of SEC personalities have been bitches lately. Finebaum, Harper, SEC Mike. Guys who used to be high on the cats, but are now ready for the traditional powers to get back to the top. Cats ain't goin anywhere.

Got my first piece of Bryant Heating & Cooling junk mail this week. Watershed moment.
 
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