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BernieSadori

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*It's Monday, already.

*As far as drinking, it was the most chill weekend I've had in a long while. As far as other things, well, we shall see.

*This single life **** is great and terrible simultaneously. If I could read chicks, it would be great. As it stands, now sure if someone is interested or just buddies. Any help would be appreciated.

*Worn out at work. Trying to motivate myself but I couldn't care less about this place. Hell, I'm onboarding a new client and I'm still bored as ****. Need a new career. Been doing this **** for 20 plus years.

Midgets

*Braves are going B2B. Great pitching and now the bats are starting to catch up. Anyone down for a road trip?

*Really hope 80 was kidding about the Mt. Dew soaked brisket, Marcus throw it in a mud puddle for a couple hours and see how it goes.
 

wcc31

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- At a concert/ballgame, I’m going to get reeled in every time on that extra oz in a 25-oz tallboy.

- Finally time to come clean, I really don’t like the song “All Your’n.” Not the biggest fan of the album overall. It’s fine.

- Is the brown wax paper sleeve really necessary on the Reese Cup?

- We should be watching the World Cup right now. Oh well, see ya in December.

- Dad’s 70 today. Can’t believe it.

- I’ll go against the grain (🤷🏻‍♂️) and take the dope 22 year old.

- Favorite Option QBs of All-Time:

1. Tony Rice, ND
2. Major Harris, WV
3. Tommie Frazier, Nebraska
4. Jamiel Holloway, Oklahoma
5. Darian Hagans, Colorado
 

Ron Mehico

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- I’m assuming we’re talking about sex, in which case I’m going to have sex with the younger women without children 99.9% of the time

-At this age, can’t you just ask them directly if they’re interested in the sex/romance or not? Isn’t that the advantage of being single later in life, less ********? I would imagine you can ask them out on a romantic date and then their answer will tell you
 

BernieSadori

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- I’m assuming we’re talking about sex, in which case I’m going to have sex with the younger women without children 99.9% of the time

-At this age, can’t you just ask them directly if they’re interested in the sex/romance or not? Isn’t that the advantage of being single later in life, less ********? I would imagine you can ask them out on a romantic date and then their answer will tell you
One would think. However, there's other variables involved. A group friendship dynamic I don't want to blow up being the biggest obstacle.
 

JamesIII

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- Is the brown wax paper sleeve really necessary on the Reese Cup?



Available at most gas stations and your local Kroger(s).

My guess is some children in Bangladesh open these one by one and lick the wrappers as their pay for 15 hour shifts.
 

cut_itloosedoubledeuce

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I’m not saying I f’d all of Southern California but as someone who was single in their 30’s in Lexington and did pretty well, my advice would be the same….Quit thinking so much. If she’s single, she’s prob waiting on you to ask. Go have several drinks and see where it goes.
 

krazykats

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-I can't imagine buying a $100 piece of meat and soaking it in a 3rd tier soft drink. JFC. I actually have a brisket I need to smoke that won't be submerged in Dr Pepper. They're just such a pain in the *** for like a 50-60% success rate.

Try my method, if you can honestly say you don’t like it I’ll pay for the brisket!

100% guarantee it’s “really f’ing good” if not the best you’ve made.
 

JamesIII

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Am I the only one who finds it weird that your fiance talks with her sisters about getting their salads tossed? I haven't talked with my brother about his sex life since we were out of high school.

- They also talk about ****** songs and movies…just relaying what I’ve heard.
 

krazykats

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Yes. Hey babe, check this out, so my internet buddies are making fun of me because of how I do brisket which you love!

So what I’m thinking is I’ll do a big cookout and bring a few fellas over to swim and drink bourbon etc.

What we need you to do is take the 7 kids and go somewhere while we chill and act like a bunch of heathen fools.

Thanks a billion!
 

krazykats

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I’ll do it on 2 conditions.

1- I need time to get out of this mess I’m in. (See below)

2- Cajun Alfredo is on the menu and a must try BEFORE getting some brisket.


- So my wife flew down yday at 5am to get her car. I proceeded to clean out the garage tossing EVERYTHING and cleaning out the deep freeze which she had unplugged and smelt a smell I can’t even explain which I had to have my nephew help flip it over to dump in a bucket and then dump that directly in a sewer, which he threw up……..anyway. The deep freeze is now for her chic fil a ice she eats(5-6 bags a week) because she is anemic.

On top of that she gets to her car today, and I’ll be damned if the insurance who did an investigation and deemed no damage somehow missed 3 scuffs to the bumper/body, a gash out of the tire, and her rear view mirror was ripped out. Apparently those now have the gps trackers in them and that explains why we couldn’t track it.

Any way she was beside herself, pissed and I was livid. Unbelievable!

I honestly would’t hurt a mouse as far as fighting nonsense goes, but I could have killed a man today with my bare hands for that stunt. I sent my wife based on their BS investigation into a mess!

I knew this 2 day break would land me in the dog house, but good lord am I nestled in real good now.
 
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krazykats

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-if only some kindhearted, handsome and wise mother ****er had suggested you have the insurance company tow it home to the garage of your choice.
I tried man. Insurance fought that. Tow is only covered when damages are reported. We reported damages based on tow yard report.

Progressive did their own investigation and deemed no damages at all. And when I tell you scuffs and mirror ripped out, the scuffs aren’t buffable and the mirror quote alone that I got from a family friend at a discount was $1500 to fix, $2000 for insurance job.

When your insurance guys investigate and see no damage you kind of go with it.
 
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Hank just reminded me to update my take:

Elon Musk is a clown. In the last few months....

- it was revealed he had twins with an employee (he now has TEN total, with 3 different women) -- and he joked about doing his best to increase the earth's population
- had a child come out as trans and completely disassociate theirself with him (and his wealth)
- supposedly tried to buy Twitter for $45 billion, only to back out of the deal, find himself in an anticipated lengthy legal battle, and joke about how funny the entire ordeal is


I could stomach all of that and celebrate him for being the World's Greatest Troll, but over that same time period his company's stock is down about 35%. Including another 6 points today, and down about 45% of it's all-time high.

Congrats, I guess. For exposing Twitter for having tons of bot accounts (which every reasonable human being already knows), but how has this guy "won" anything the past 3 months? Just seems like a pathetic waste of time for the World's Richest Man.
 
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