The greatest comedy moment ever is every line uttered by Dwight Yoakam in “Sling Blade.”
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The first time I saw him roll that guy in the wheelchair straight into the door was one of the most uncontrollable moments of laughter in my lifetime.
I don't think that's right. I think dot dot dot come between medulla and oblongata.
Is Sling Blade one of the best comedies of our lifetimes?
- NBA Playoffs 2nd round is just going to be sick.
Milwaukee/Boston
Philly/Miami
Golden State/Memphis
Phoenix/Dallas
- NFL Draft Day. Probably watch Kevin Costners by draft day movie beforehand while cooking food.
Buffalo chicken sandwiches, Wiscansin 5 cheese max n chz, peanut butter pies.
bourbons for old fashioneds, and a cooler full of bud lights.
- Early Friday 5 CMR style
Hot Boyz - Spit’n Game
Big Tymers - Millionaire Dreams
BG - Retaliation
Hot Boyz - Dirty World
Big Tymers - Cutlass, Monte Carlos and Regals
- Start bottling our 17YO rye today. Think we hit a perfect balance at 126 proof of flavor/heat. At 140 proof I just couldn’t do it at the price retail will be charging.
- Excited about Reeves. We’ll see come November but UK basketball is out of my mind now until the Champions Classic.
- I have 20 houses going right now in several neighborhoods all over the city. Still don’t get the NC set up. Just an overall weird overpriced concept. Frankfort Ave, Grinstead and Bardstown Rd had it right years ago.
- This weather right here has retirement on my mind.
Eat a Wynn gummy, cook up breakfast with mimosa, take a walk, “nap”, and then just whatever for the rest of the day.
Get me there.
Milwaukee/Boston
Philly/Miami
Golden State/Memphis
Phoenix/Dallas
- NFL Draft Day. Probably watch Kevin Costners by draft day movie beforehand while cooking food.
Buffalo chicken sandwiches, Wiscansin 5 cheese max n chz, peanut butter pies.
bourbons for old fashioneds, and a cooler full of bud lights.
- Early Friday 5 CMR style
Hot Boyz - Spit’n Game
Big Tymers - Millionaire Dreams
BG - Retaliation
Hot Boyz - Dirty World
Big Tymers - Cutlass, Monte Carlos and Regals
- Start bottling our 17YO rye today. Think we hit a perfect balance at 126 proof of flavor/heat. At 140 proof I just couldn’t do it at the price retail will be charging.
- Excited about Reeves. We’ll see come November but UK basketball is out of my mind now until the Champions Classic.
- I have 20 houses going right now in several neighborhoods all over the city. Still don’t get the NC set up. Just an overall weird overpriced concept. Frankfort Ave, Grinstead and Bardstown Rd had it right years ago.
- This weather right here has retirement on my mind.
Eat a Wynn gummy, cook up breakfast with mimosa, take a walk, “nap”, and then just whatever for the rest of the day.
Get me there.
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Alright... almost Bourbon Derby time! Great prize list so far. More to come, including some of Krazy's finest that I am going to drive down and pick up this weekend.
There will also be silent auction items this year. They are still being worked on, but will include a full set of Blanton's, an 18-person suite for a Roger Waters concert at Heritage Bank Center in Cincy, 18 holes at various golf outings, a dinner/concert at your house, use of a condo for a week in Myrtle Beach, and the grand prize, IMO... a man cave starter's kit featuring a bourbon barrel and a Wildcat Willy original painting.
You can buy raffle chances now. $10 donation per chance. Over 55 winners.
Buy Bourbon Raffle Chances Here
There will also be silent auction items this year. They are still being worked on, but will include a full set of Blanton's, an 18-person suite for a Roger Waters concert at Heritage Bank Center in Cincy, 18 holes at various golf outings, a dinner/concert at your house, use of a condo for a week in Myrtle Beach, and the grand prize, IMO... a man cave starter's kit featuring a bourbon barrel and a Wildcat Willy original painting.
You can buy raffle chances now. $10 donation per chance. Over 55 winners.
Buy Bourbon Raffle Chances Here
Doyle Hargraves is my spirit animal.
(Talking to Carl about the Bible)
“Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and lo and behold someone says some sh*t to someone else - just how retarded are you?”
(Talking to Carl about the Bible)
“Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and lo and behold someone says some sh*t to someone else - just how retarded are you?”
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I gotta watch Slingblade this weekend, now. One of my all-time favs.
I’m a woke stupid ***** liberal - but that movie will 100% always be a comedy to me.
* What ever happened to Macklemore and Ryan Lewis? They had some real bangers. Miss that hardcore, true rap sound they had going. Kudos to also being the most inclusive, equitable, socially minded gangsta rappers of their generation.
* What's the top GYERO fundraiser these days? I mean the Cancer Bracket is the venerable old GOAT, or so we thought. But the Cancer Ride is right there, with the Chris Krentz Bourbon Extravaganza surging into the lead. Potentially.
* Crazy week. Have a shady *** "colleague" in the industry who occasionally throws me a lead, and I'll split him in on the commission. Turns out his wife's medical practice, with 100 extremely highly paid doctors, just very abruptly ditched their big insurance plan -- leaving them all scrambling to find a new one on their own. Enter yours truly. I basically had to stiff arm the guy and just say "dude, just give me a list of names and phone numbers and I'll take care of it." So yeah. I've made 100 completely cold calls this week, just smiling and dialing all day long. Dialing for dollars. And it's worked like magic. I literally haven't done this in 15 years, since I was slinging high interest mortgage scam loans right out of college. Been absolutely crushing it.
Been fun as hell, to be honest. Having to beg/borrow/steal/hustle your *** off for $$$ is good for the soul, imho.
* Picked up No Country For Old Men in a Little Free Library the other day while walking the pup. Didn't really need it. I've already got it somewhere. But I'll happily take it.
* Who has a better batting average?
Aristides Aquino
or
Me, looking for a good podcast?
I love true crime, or really anything with murder/sex, but cot damn. 99% of those are just some silly **** with 3 women sitting around giggling and telling stories about a murder story. GTFO here. If there's not some deep, gravel-voiced man leading the show, I'm out.
* You know what really didn't make sense about last year's finish? Cal did EXACTLY what we wanted him to. Added a star freshman. Loaded up in the transfer portal with star upperclassmen. Tons of shooting. High scoring offense. And it still led to a 1st round loss. Just makes no sense. Crossing my fingers and praying to hey-zeus that was a total fluke.
* Is there a Daimion Collins bandwagon yet? If so, I'm studying for my CDL and ready to get behind the wheel.
* First wedding ring lasted about 7 weeks. Literally have no clue how/where I lost it. Guess I'll buy one that fits more snugly next time.
* This board is something else, man. Every single thread that has even the slightest hint of social/political discussion very quickly devolves into a 14-page fight over which President (the current or the last) is the worst, and which party support pedophilia most fervently. Shew wee.
* What's the top GYERO fundraiser these days? I mean the Cancer Bracket is the venerable old GOAT, or so we thought. But the Cancer Ride is right there, with the Chris Krentz Bourbon Extravaganza surging into the lead. Potentially.
* Crazy week. Have a shady *** "colleague" in the industry who occasionally throws me a lead, and I'll split him in on the commission. Turns out his wife's medical practice, with 100 extremely highly paid doctors, just very abruptly ditched their big insurance plan -- leaving them all scrambling to find a new one on their own. Enter yours truly. I basically had to stiff arm the guy and just say "dude, just give me a list of names and phone numbers and I'll take care of it." So yeah. I've made 100 completely cold calls this week, just smiling and dialing all day long. Dialing for dollars. And it's worked like magic. I literally haven't done this in 15 years, since I was slinging high interest mortgage scam loans right out of college. Been absolutely crushing it.
Been fun as hell, to be honest. Having to beg/borrow/steal/hustle your *** off for $$$ is good for the soul, imho.
* Picked up No Country For Old Men in a Little Free Library the other day while walking the pup. Didn't really need it. I've already got it somewhere. But I'll happily take it.
* Who has a better batting average?
Aristides Aquino
or
Me, looking for a good podcast?
I love true crime, or really anything with murder/sex, but cot damn. 99% of those are just some silly **** with 3 women sitting around giggling and telling stories about a murder story. GTFO here. If there's not some deep, gravel-voiced man leading the show, I'm out.
* You know what really didn't make sense about last year's finish? Cal did EXACTLY what we wanted him to. Added a star freshman. Loaded up in the transfer portal with star upperclassmen. Tons of shooting. High scoring offense. And it still led to a 1st round loss. Just makes no sense. Crossing my fingers and praying to hey-zeus that was a total fluke.
* Is there a Daimion Collins bandwagon yet? If so, I'm studying for my CDL and ready to get behind the wheel.
* First wedding ring lasted about 7 weeks. Literally have no clue how/where I lost it. Guess I'll buy one that fits more snugly next time.
* This board is something else, man. Every single thread that has even the slightest hint of social/political discussion very quickly devolves into a 14-page fight over which President (the current or the last) is the worst, and which party support pedophilia most fervently. Shew wee.
The Cancer Ride is unbelievably successful. The Schembari's do an amazing job with that.
The Bourbon Derby can't compare with that. I'm proud to be part of that, too, along with a bunch of good peeps on here.
Our Bourbon Derby made $32k last year. Most goes to funds for my friend's widow and kids, but we also did a Gateway Technical & Community College scholarship (he was a Sprinkler Fitter), donated to the Barrack's Project (he was a Marine), donated to the Bellevue HS Family Resource Center and bought a needy family there a bunch of Christmas presents. When the tornadoes hit WKY, we donated to that relief fund thru Matthew Ministries as well.
The Bourbon Derby can't compare with that. I'm proud to be part of that, too, along with a bunch of good peeps on here.
Our Bourbon Derby made $32k last year. Most goes to funds for my friend's widow and kids, but we also did a Gateway Technical & Community College scholarship (he was a Sprinkler Fitter), donated to the Barrack's Project (he was a Marine), donated to the Bellevue HS Family Resource Center and bought a needy family there a bunch of Christmas presents. When the tornadoes hit WKY, we donated to that relief fund thru Matthew Ministries as well.
Willy… You’re really leaving a lot of coin on the table in the silent auction not including you coming out to a winner’s house and preparing your world famous potato bar as a major hot ticket item. Keep this in mind for next year.
-The problem with podcast is so many have really ****** audio. That's why when you find a good one, you stick with it.
-Buy a dozen of the silicone rings and be done with it. Getting mine tatted on in the fall. Hussy better keep it straight until then.
-Buy a dozen of the silicone rings and be done with it. Getting mine tatted on in the fall. Hussy better keep it straight until then.
I would like to hear more about a potato bar
Some folks call it Kaiser Blade.
If interest rates climbing means that I will stop getting phone calls to refinance my home- then im all for it.
Really want a potato now
Nikola Jokic is about to get offered the highest super max deal in NBA history: $254 million over 5 years.
I mean, f me. That’s a nice payday.
I mean, f me. That’s a nice payday.
I’ll take that bet.
In fact, I’m positive that my “drug induced” (I think you meant addled) brain can kick yours up and down the block, no matter the academic subject.
Anytime you want to give it a try, just let me know. You can name the time and place and we’ll get an unbiased moderator.
Bring it simpleton.
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GD I need to get to Willy's house soon. He's got those great baked potatoes or sausage cut with oats on deck.
believe you can have all that served underneath his pergola
Car warranties are mostly what I get, with respect to spam calls. I doubt any of my vehicles even qualify for an extended warranty.
I own three, and the average mileage on them is around 120,000
But I’ve not had a car payment in 14 years either.
I own three, and the average mileage on them is around 120,000
But I’ve not had a car payment in 14 years either.
Oh wow. You should just tell them that and they’ll stop calling.
(idiot)
(idiot)
Really, all I have to do is tell them and they won’t call anymore?
PTI has solved the spam call issue everybody.
How would we ever get along without you?
Perhaps YOU should debate UKO, to even it out some.
PTI has solved the spam call issue everybody.
How would we ever get along without you?
Perhaps YOU should debate UKO, to even it out some.
This is the best way to mess with a telemarketer.
-There are some youtube channels with guys that have HermmDawg skills where they attract the scammers that target the elderly. Some of them are the "gift card" scams others are the "screen share" scams where you basically give the other end remote access to your PC. Most times they reverse the scam and erase the scammers entire database. It's glorious.
I did a terrible job of explaining that. See link vid below if you give a ****.
-Is Netflix going to sink their own product. The new password sharing lockdown and series cancellations are well documented, but I'm getting a little tired with their documentary offerings. Everything is so formulaic that no matter what the subject matter, I feel like I've seen it before.
-Sometimes I think I could cut down on my screen time if I just bought a PC and gave up my laptop. So easy to just sit with the TV and the laptop going. It's probably too much. Can't be healthy. My phone doesn't really demand my attention like that #old.
-Speaking of phones and being old, I have an Android device. People hate me in the groupchat.
-I really need to un-gadgetize my kitchen space. Anybody have one of those units that slow cooks, pressure cooks, and air fries? That'd be ideal.
-Speaking of kitchen stuff, my Kramer ZWILLING chef knife is always a joy to use. I thought I hated prep work until I got a good blade.
-Every year, the leaves suddenly come back and I just notice out of the blue. Driving home today: "holy ****, the mountain is green again... cool"
-I have the Oculus and was blown away when I unboxed it. Resident Evil is a blast, but there just isn't enough going on with VR to get one. Just a fun way to play poker and meet up with friends across the map would be a good start. the porn is really cool though
-As Krazy said, this next round of playoffs are going to be incredible.
-The people that work for DoorDash and the ride services seem to be getting dumber and dumber when I use those services. When Uber first dropped, those black cars felt VIP; these days it's very hit or miss.
-When is somebody going to compare the South Dakota kid to Luka Doncic? It's coming...
-I'd absolutely destroy a potato bar. Was there pulled pork?
-Who farted?
I did a terrible job of explaining that. See link vid below if you give a ****.
-Is Netflix going to sink their own product. The new password sharing lockdown and series cancellations are well documented, but I'm getting a little tired with their documentary offerings. Everything is so formulaic that no matter what the subject matter, I feel like I've seen it before.
-Sometimes I think I could cut down on my screen time if I just bought a PC and gave up my laptop. So easy to just sit with the TV and the laptop going. It's probably too much. Can't be healthy. My phone doesn't really demand my attention like that #old.
-Speaking of phones and being old, I have an Android device. People hate me in the groupchat.
-I really need to un-gadgetize my kitchen space. Anybody have one of those units that slow cooks, pressure cooks, and air fries? That'd be ideal.
-Speaking of kitchen stuff, my Kramer ZWILLING chef knife is always a joy to use. I thought I hated prep work until I got a good blade.
-Every year, the leaves suddenly come back and I just notice out of the blue. Driving home today: "holy ****, the mountain is green again... cool"
-I have the Oculus and was blown away when I unboxed it. Resident Evil is a blast, but there just isn't enough going on with VR to get one. Just a fun way to play poker and meet up with friends across the map would be a good start. the porn is really cool though
-As Krazy said, this next round of playoffs are going to be incredible.
-The people that work for DoorDash and the ride services seem to be getting dumber and dumber when I use those services. When Uber first dropped, those black cars felt VIP; these days it's very hit or miss.
-When is somebody going to compare the South Dakota kid to Luka Doncic? It's coming...
-I'd absolutely destroy a potato bar. Was there pulled pork?
-Who farted?
Tell us more about your recent 69 experience, Mossip. What’s your lady look like? Pics? Blonde?
Is there a YouTube video that can tell me how to get back the 10 minutes of my life I spent watching that video, Mossip?
Draft:
2 gummies
Cant wait for tonight’s backstories of victims and a conga line of dying mammas.
Goodell hate is real.
suzy Kolber is mid 40s and smoke. Joe Willie Namath may have been hammered, but his judgement was based in fact.
Hoping GMen get OLine shored up for eventual Will Levis pick in ‘23
Today was an abysmal day of work… eff it.
2 gummies
Cant wait for tonight’s backstories of victims and a conga line of dying mammas.
Goodell hate is real.
suzy Kolber is mid 40s and smoke. Joe Willie Namath may have been hammered, but his judgement was based in fact.
Hoping GMen get OLine shored up for eventual Will Levis pick in ‘23
Today was an abysmal day of work… eff it.
Suzy Kolber is 57
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