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-No one cares that a government supported group, had an activist try to assassinate a political candidate, and that same group (with the use of celebratory, political, government, guilt ridden white people's funds) bailed the assassin out of jail. The don't care because they've all replaced the BLM signs in their front yards with yellow and blue flags. Granted most couldn't successfully identify Ukraine on a map.
This is some good **** right here.
 

legalbeagle123

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-No one cares that a government supported group, had an activist try to assassinate a political candidate, and that same group (with the use of celebratory, political, government, guilt ridden white people's funds) bailed the assassin out of jail. The don't care because they've all replaced the BLM signs in their front yards with yellow and blue flags. Granted most couldn't successfully identify Ukraine on a map.
No surprise that CJ asshats Joe Gerth and Marc Murphy are crying about the unfairness of the new indictment. Absolutely no chance they'd be singing the same tune if the races of shooter/victim were reversed.
 
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Coached the boys in baseball and basketball. They weren’t the best athletes on the team. But each of them gave me their very best. As a coach and dad that is intoxicating. This little person giving you absolutely 100% out of sheer love for you.

I’ve done a few cool things the past few years but nothing compares to that. You guys lucky enough try to find a way to coach them.
 

cricket3

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May 29, 2001
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We're attempting soccer this year. My daughter is going to be the kid standing in the corner while everyone else runs around actually playing soccer. She's pretty good (for a 4 year old) at dribbling, kicking, and shooting on target but she doesn't like when the other kids "fight".
 
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GrandePdre

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After missing Prince at the Palace this feels like one I should make.
Could be worse. You could've had tickets to the very last show he ever did in Atlanta, have the thing postponed because he was "sick", then cancel the tickets because the rescheduled date conflicted with a planned cruise, then found out on the cruise that he died, and have your wife lose it on a bus in the Caymans in front of everyone, including a fat c*** who thought it was funny she was crying.

So absolutely go see a live concert ANY CHANCE YOU CAN.
 

Blue63Madison

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Coached the boys in baseball and basketball. They weren’t the best athletes on the team. But each of them gave me their very best. As a coach and dad that is intoxicating. This little person giving you absolutely 100% out of sheer love for you.

I’ve done a few cool things the past few years but nothing compares to that. You guys lucky enough try to find a way to coach them.
You’re such a good dude.

I coached my son. At the 4-5 year old t-ball level in Woodford County. Instructional only. No score keeping (yeah right). My favorite memories (non family) from those two years, are the plaques that still hang on my man cave wall 25 years later. They say “Coach of the Year”.

But, the best part of the plaque is the team photo. We planned it for two weeks. I told them to wear their game day uniforms. None of them did. Only a couple of them even looked at the camera. Two wore sunglasses. My son was falling over when the official pic was taken. Everything that could go wrong in a team photo, went wrong.

It’s still, to this day, my favorite coaching memory.
 

KingLlama

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Nov 27, 2002
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- Now would be a good time to note that I coached rec league Middle School and High School basketball four times, and won two league titles and two championship titles in those four years (runner-up in a 3rd year), all while MODERNIZING THE OFFENSE EACH TIME.

- WHAT'S GOIN ON AT AUGUSTA

- That Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich is a strange combination of elements, but it works.

- I know it's no fun for the kids, but man....as a parent, that "Find My Phone" is gold for knowing where your kids are. Oldest is coming back from a D.C. field trip and I've checked her location over the past few days as often as I've checked Twitter, probably.

- If you can have 75,000 people in the stands for a football game, you can have two announcers in an actual booth. Enough with the remote broadcasts. They were necessary for a while, but now they detract from the game.
 

jwheat

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Aug 21, 2005
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I coach my little girl (7). She has just recently started getting upset when she gets out and I love it.

She’s started to yell out how many outs we have and where the next play is. I’m more proud of that than any hit she has had.

my little boy (6) hasn’t got there yet but I will be in a dilemma in a couple years when he starts taking it more seriously as to who I am going to coach.

Right now I can get by with being an assistant on his team and head coach on my little girls. I’m thinking that’s going to have to flip flop soon.
 
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Boyd_Givens

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Watching my kids play sports has absolutely saved my sanity concerning UK basketball over the years. Middle school baseball is currently 7-0 which helped me ignore the NCAA tourney this year. (crushed our arch rival the night of the loss which helped the morale of my household)
 

kyboy1998_rivals34276

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Proud dad brag...

Kid had his first tball game of the season last night. Played pitcher the first two innings and got all six outs on the other team. Had the only extra bases hit of the game and won the game ball. His team won via slaughter rule.
Is the kid a good player or bad opponent? 6 outs on T-ball sounds like you may be a better dad than your kid has talent.
 

Century Cat

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Jan 3, 2003
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Coached baseball, football and basketball from the get-go, all the way through middle school. Wouldn't trade it for anything.

Another bonus is getting to know your kid's peers and their parents. Even when they grew up and went to different schools, it was cool to have those connections, especially when I ended up hearing some of their names again as high school athletes.
 
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- I know it's no fun for the kids, but man....as a parent, that "Find My Phone" is gold for knowing where your kids are. Oldest is coming back from a D.C. field trip and I've checked her location over the past few days as often as I've checked Twitter, probably.
It is a great app except for one exception. I had a work event where a bunch of us went skiing as we were working in Denver. One of the more attractive 20-something blonde women in the group sent us a link to track each other on “Find My”, as it would be a good way to help find each other on the mountain and in the town of Breck. I didn’t think anything of it. A month later my wife is looking for her phone using mine and I hear in a not so kind voice “so who’s Jessica and why are you tracking her?”. Sure enough, when you click on the “people” icon on the app you see my wife, kids and a hot blonde named Jessica.
 

GrandePdre

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Kyra Elzy getting a 5 year $4 million extension. Not quite Matthew Mitchell money, but she doesn't sing in a band or dance like a clown show, either.
 
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Put $50 on Cam Smith (+1700) earlier this week bc he was the 2nd golfer to play, in the 2nd group off the tee. Daughters birthday is 2/2 so i'll typically try and find a play that fits that. Also picked JT which looks like some wasted money as he sits... maybe he goes under today and the field comes back, but he just doesnt seem to have it at Augusta.

Had a Friday ticket offered to me, along with transport back and forth and couldnt make it work. WIll settle for a few items from the shop, I guess.

Taxes can GTFO.

DJ having the Knoblauchs with the driver is quite a sight to see. Also Paulina, I mean Jesus H. Unreal.

Played baseball for my dad. Most days are fine, but there were definitely some times as I got older that he and I had it out.

Tiger reads greens like we all do now, just a slight bend at the waist and trust it. Getting any lower is a RISK.
 

80 Proof

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Jan 3, 2003
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Is the kid a good player or bad opponent? 6 outs on T-ball sounds like you may be a better dad than your kid has talent.
Not sure what you're getting at, but I'll cut you and feed what's left to the dogs.


It's a combo of both. My kid is one of the better players on his team so the coach put him at the top position in the field. Other team wasn't great, but 40 Proof was scooping up grounders and then beating runners to the base. He also crushed the only ball that made it to the outfield in the whole game.
 

BBdK

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Cam Smith's putter is alien. If he gets through this crazy afternoon wind relatively unscathed, he's gonna be tough to beat.

Hard to believe he fetched +1700. Great bet.

It's going to be super wicked out there today, love it.
 
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Does Angel Cabrera get to at least wear his green jacket in his prison cell?
In 2018 I went to the Korn Ferry Tour even in Nashville. Both Cabrera and Weir were in the field and they were awful. Also Im was there and we were told that he was going to be a star.
 

anthonys735

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Put $50 on Cam Smith (+1700) earlier this week bc he was the 2nd golfer to play, in the 2nd group off the tee. Daughters birthday is 2/2 so i'll typically try and find a play that fits that. Also picked JT which looks like some wasted money as he sits... maybe he goes under today and the field comes back, but he just doesnt seem to have it at Augusta.

Had a Friday ticket offered to me, along with transport back and forth and couldnt make it work. WIll settle for a few items from the shop, I guess.

Taxes can GTFO.

DJ having the Knoblauchs with the driver is quite a sight to see. Also Paulina, I mean Jesus H. Unreal.

Played baseball for my dad. Most days are fine, but there were definitely some times as I got older that he and I had it out.

Tiger reads greens like we all do now, just a slight bend at the waist and trust it. Getting any lower is a RISK.
 

pretzel__logic

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- Rook, Hearts, Dutch Blitz, Exploding Kittens. I like euchre, but only with family. We had a 22 person euchre tournament at the beach one year that lasted til about 2 am that kind of made all other euchre events inferior for me.

- I like watching golf, aka watching with my eyes half closed, a handful of weekends a year. Naturally, I learned this from my father "resting his eyes" on many Sundays. But this is the ultimate Golf Dad weekend and I'll watch a little, so cheers to golf dude and puppies to most of your wives.

- I was about 28 years old when I figured out my dad's "favorite" game to play with my little brother and I when he came home from work, "clutch monster," was just a way for him to lay on the floor and grab our ankles or whatever and not move. We thought it was the best game and had no idea he was actually laying there exhausted. Dads: always working smarter, not harder.

- Most of the weekend will be spent a) at a funeral b) watching my friends compete c) competing in meet #9. Eeeeek. I am not ready, but LFG. (Clearly, the meet director isn't a golf fan.) Excited to see some all time world records get broken. To be clear, they will not be broken by me. With the way the last couple weeks have gone for me, I'm just happy to be doing it, and still hoping my luck improves and I don't somehow fracture my spine in a freak accident before I get there.

- I am currently addicted to Quordle. It's four Wordles at once, with fewer puzzles like the Wordle today in which I had four letters in the second line and had to guess four more damn words to get it. F U, Wordle. NYT spelling bee is a close runner up.

- Which is more turgid: Vince McMahon around any muscular man, or Jim Nantz in the booth at Augusta? I think Nantz gets the slight edge, just because the Masters is only once a year. (I would like a Vince version of "hello, friends," though.)

- Restarted Justified. Art is my all time favorite TV boss. I mean, who doesn't love a boss who wraps his hand with cloth to beat the hell out of a felon?

Also, Ava >>> Winona.

- Friday 3:
Tyler Childers - I'm Your'n
Ghost - Spillways
Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz - Get Crunk
 

kyboy1998_rivals34276

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Not sure what you're getting at, but I'll cut you and feed what's left to the dogs.


It's a combo of both. My kid is one of the better players on his team so the coach put him at the top position in the field. Other team wasn't great, but 40 Proof was scooping up grounders and then beating runners to the base. He also crushed the only ball that made it to the outfield in the whole game.
Be proud man. I enjoyed my children’s little league years too and cherish them.

In other news you wouldn’t cut **** or feed me to anything. Enjoy those grounders and bragging about a pop fly that the other kid, with less involved parents, couldn’t catch.
 

Blue63Madison

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- Rook, Hearts, Dutch Blitz, Exploding Kittens. I like euchre, but only with family. We had a 22 person euchre tournament at the beach one year that lasted til about 2 am that kind of made all other euchre events inferior for me.

- I like watching golf, aka watching with my eyes half closed, a handful of weekends a year. Naturally, I learned this from my father "resting his eyes" on many Sundays. But this is the ultimate Golf Dad weekend and I'll watch a little, so cheers to golf dude and puppies to most of your wives.

- I was about 28 years old when I figured out my dad's "favorite" game to play with my little brother and I when he came home from work, "clutch monster," was just a way for him to lay on the floor and grab our ankles or whatever and not move. We thought it was the best game and had no idea he was actually laying there exhausted. Dads: always working smarter, not harder.

- Most of the weekend will be spent a) at a funeral b) watching my friends compete c) competing in meet #9. Eeeeek. I am not ready, but LFG. (Clearly, the meet director isn't a golf fan.) Excited to see some all time world records get broken. To be clear, they will not be broken by me. With the way the last couple weeks have gone for me, I'm just happy to be doing it, and still hoping my luck improves and I don't somehow fracture my spine in a freak accident before I get there.

- I am currently addicted to Quordle. It's four Wordles at once, with fewer puzzles like the Wordle today in which I had four letters in the second line and had to guess four more damn words to get it. F U, Wordle. NYT spelling bee is a close runner up.

- Which is more turgid: Vince McMahon around any muscular man, or Jim Nantz in the booth at Augusta? I think Nantz gets the slight edge, just because the Masters is only once a year. (I would like a Vince version of "hello, friends," though.)

- Restarted Justified. Art is my all time favorite TV boss. I mean, who doesn't love a boss who wraps his hand with cloth to beat the hell out of a felon?

Also, Ava >>> Winona.

- Friday 3:
Tyler Childers - I'm Your'n
Ghost - Spillways
Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz - Get Crunk
Season Two of ‘Justified’ is, and always will be, the best single season of any TV show ever.
 
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