GYERO ARCHIVE
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(KWOWN) Call to Adventure: Mike Pratt
[Save the Cat!] Repeatedly referring to “the Commonwealth” in opening presser.
(KNOWN) Supernatural Aid: John Wall
(KNOWN) Threshold Gaurdians: 12.5% from 3
(UNKNOWN) Helper: Anthony Davis
(UNKNOWN) Mentor: Joe B. Hall
(UNKOWN) Challenges and Temptations: 8, 38-1, NBA
(UNKNOWN) Abyss: Missing Elite One and Dones, 9-16
(UNKNOWN) Revelation: Transfer Portal & NIL
(UNKNOWN) Atonement: Tschiebwe
(KNOWN) Gift of the Goddess: 9
[Return]
[Save the Cat!] Repeatedly referring to “the Commonwealth” in opening presser.
(KNOWN) Supernatural Aid: John Wall
(KNOWN) Threshold Gaurdians: 12.5% from 3
(UNKNOWN) Helper: Anthony Davis
(UNKNOWN) Mentor: Joe B. Hall
(UNKOWN) Challenges and Temptations: 8, 38-1, NBA
(UNKNOWN) Abyss: Missing Elite One and Dones, 9-16
(UNKNOWN) Revelation: Transfer Portal & NIL
(UNKNOWN) Atonement: Tschiebwe
(KNOWN) Gift of the Goddess: 9
[Return]
We're talking about Chekhov's Congolese lion hunter, Wyvern.
Last 9 pm start of the year tonight. That's mildly less obnoxious when the team is lovable but only marginally so.
Bball is truly a young man's game. Even just playing half court, that **** would be ugly by the final. Some people would surely get injured, but aside from that, it'd be hilarious. If it happens, I'll drive up to watch and donate.
Who gives a **** who's the best at exercise? If you don't care who is good at bball, then you must suck.
How about a big game of Knockout? Seems the only fair way to settle this.
-3 on 3 half court, won't kill anyone.
Nice non paywall rundown of UK 23 targets, its so damn re-energizing for me as a fan not having to completely rely superstar freshman moving forward.
https://www.kentucky.com/sports/college/kentucky-sports/uk-recruiting/article258644413.html
https://www.kentucky.com/sports/college/kentucky-sports/uk-recruiting/article258644413.html
I tore my mcl in a squat rack back in 2017. I developed a gnarly back injury around 2020. Father time is undefeated. Knock yourself out playing basketball. I'm an old ***** and sorry for it. I'll cut a check though.
EDIT: I realize no one gives a ****, but basketball might be the riskiest sport outside of CTE tackle football.
EDIT: I realize no one gives a ****, but basketball might be the riskiest sport outside of CTE tackle football.
Sorry I don't wrap my self-worth up into pickup basketball. You keep doing you though Vern, show those All-District players 20 years past their prime who's the boss!
If it’s a FT shooting contest I’m in.
Anything that requires me to run up and down a court or jump? Cue Springsteen’s Glory Days.
Anything that requires me to run up and down a court or jump? Cue Springsteen’s Glory Days.
Neither do I. I'm just curious who's awful so I can disregard their bball input in the future.
I'm really good at hooping, but according to draftkings and Vegas, I don't know ****. Disregard my bball takes despite my jumper.
The original intention of the GYEROlympics was to have 10 events that were evenly split between "skill" and "fitness."
Skill --> free throws, closest to the pin, etc
Fitness --> 1-mile run, push-ups, etc
We didn't want some fatneck winning because he scooped up all the skill events, nor did we want some uncoordinated meathead doing the same on the fitness events. I suppose you could tweak that a little as the key players have aged, but I would insist on any similar event going forward maintaining a commitment to showcasing BOTH athletes' skills and their physical ability, in order to determine the "best overall athlete." If you will.
And we're drug testing this time. So Bonzo is F'd.
Skill --> free throws, closest to the pin, etc
Fitness --> 1-mile run, push-ups, etc
We didn't want some fatneck winning because he scooped up all the skill events, nor did we want some uncoordinated meathead doing the same on the fitness events. I suppose you could tweak that a little as the key players have aged, but I would insist on any similar event going forward maintaining a commitment to showcasing BOTH athletes' skills and their physical ability, in order to determine the "best overall athlete." If you will.
And we're drug testing this time. So Bonzo is F'd.
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I’m retired from all athletic endeavors besides exercise- explicitly for the sake of health and vanity
Regards,
Toddler Dad who saw a chiropractor yesterday
Regards,
Toddler Dad who saw a chiropractor yesterday
- Free throw competition. Chipping/putting. Horseshoes. Few frames of bowling. Pick your poison on a couple age appropriate exercise events.
- A decade ago doping was frowned upon. Now you have it sold openly on every sports talk radio show and televised athletic event. Seems it's almost a requirement to enter the games this time around.
- 12 hours until we finally see the end of a boring *** UVA game switch over to our tilt
- A decade ago doping was frowned upon. Now you have it sold openly on every sports talk radio show and televised athletic event. Seems it's almost a requirement to enter the games this time around.
- 12 hours until we finally see the end of a boring *** UVA game switch over to our tilt
If we want to do putting at the local Mini Golf place housed on Grandad’s Cough Medicine I’ll just take my victory lap now.
What's the best PED out there that won't make my junk shrink and/or give me backne? Probably about time to get on a regimen.
- 50-50 skill and fitness is the move, because people like me will smoke everyone on the Feats of Strength. However, I am good at the Feats of Strength because I was tragically born without any hand-eye coordination. I am a DISASTER at anything requiring aim. I have one setting, and it is THROW/HIT/SWING THE THING AS HARD AS POSSIBLE. Embarrassing.
- 9 pm tipoffs should be illegal. Screw Central Time/the West Coast/whatever.
- While Heritage Bank Center desperately needs an update, I had an absolute blast at my first concert since the 'rona. I saw the headliner years ago at the Palace, and they were great then--but the crowd on Saturday was hungry for a show and the bands really delivered. Trying to arrange Steely Dan at Riverfront tickets because I never want to take live music for granted ever again.
- 9 pm tipoffs should be illegal. Screw Central Time/the West Coast/whatever.
- While Heritage Bank Center desperately needs an update, I had an absolute blast at my first concert since the 'rona. I saw the headliner years ago at the Palace, and they were great then--but the crowd on Saturday was hungry for a show and the bands really delivered. Trying to arrange Steely Dan at Riverfront tickets because I never want to take live music for granted ever again.
was runner up the inaugural GYEROlympics in 2011 barely getting edged out by Bonz in total points. It came down to cornhole.You could argue his gold medal should be stripped due to PED thus making me the champion but GYERO brass didn’t have the balls at the time to call Bonz out since he was hosting all of us degenerates at The Nation.
-i miss my old man basketball stuff. But tennis has been a fantastic replacement. Highly recommended to folks that like to play sports/compete and wanna stay active as they age. USTA and affiliates are very welcoming to beginners. As a bonus: gals in tennis skirts.
-I'll get roasted...but pickle ball is fun as hell and it keeps you moving.
-I'll get roasted...but pickle ball is fun as hell and it keeps you moving.
Smart man. I’m currently rehabbing from major shoulder surgery, despite having not played sports competitively in 20 years. It’s a *****.
If you're under the age of 75 and can't stay up for an 11 PM game about 8 times per year you need to reevaluate your life.
Hey pretzel just an FYI people with vaginas aren't invited. This is a boy's club.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Yeah, just fall asleep the exact moment the final buzzer goes off. What's the big deal?
The game doesn't ever start at 9, there are invariably 27,000 fouls called in the last 5 minutes of the game extending the end to 11:30 or later, and then I'm all wound up because a) redass or b) WOOOO CAYTS, so I'm not sleeping til way later. NCAA tourney is one thing, and I don't care to be up late for that, but for a SEC West rockfest in January/February? Awful.
<-------------- rooting for Wayne Dougan to sleep on more airport floors.
I choked big time.
Was in 1st place coming back to the Nation. Struggled at push-ups/pull-ups, but the cornhole collapse sealed my fate.
Played not-to-lose and dribbled the air out of the ball.
#hypocrite
*I get up at 5 am. These late games are asshoe unless I get an hour of sleep pre-game.
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