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Speaking of wiping one's *** -- buckethead letting it slip that he carries used wetnaps out of stalls in public restrooms was a doozy.

What happened to that waterhead?

This is pretty awesome. Mahomes wears a Whoop strap (a fitbit, essentially) during the games and they put out his heart rate and other numbers during the last game. During the last twenty-eight minutes, dude averaged 160 beats per minute. That's cocaine numbers.

Mahomes' Whoop Playoff Numbers
 
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roguemocha

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Surprised he can play that well at a heart rate that high.


I’ll continue to wipe my *** with charmin and be just fine.
You may be but your significant other could be happier…also, enjoy scrubbing your 5 hole with the same wash cloth/luffa you scrub the rest of your body with you heathen.
 

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Hey guys just curious how does everyone wipe their ***?



K thanks.

BBdK - Golf towel
Century Cat - UNC Apparel
Rudd - American Made wool blend tissue
Pretzel - Clean & Jerk
Anth - whatever his wiping instructor tells him to use
UK0 - bucket of Drakkar
Booker - has geesefeeder do it for him
Boat - Old togas
Brady James - $100 dollar bills
wcc - flannel
80 proof - corn cobs or pine cones
Willy - Something about eyebrows or Ohio State
Vern - with anyone who tries to guard him in the paint or their Moms

Touch it. That's all I got right now. Not real good. Sorry.
 

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So Neil Young had all his music removed from Spotify because of Joe Rogan?

😂😂😂Ummm okay old fella, sorry he doesn’t think EVERYONE including children should be forced medication. I really dig Neil Young or did for a time but I doubt Spotify is going to be hurting because 60+ year olds can’t listen to “Old Man” anymore so they pulled him and not Rogan.

He said, “Spotify can have Neil or Joe but not both.” Spotify apparently said easy call pal. Rogan has double the listeners per episode than Neil young has in a month. Plus, most people are listening to 1-3 hours of the podcast versus probably a couple songs of Neil’s.
 

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BBdK - Golf towel
Century Cat - UNC Apparel
Rudd - American Made wool blend tissue
Pretzel - Clean & Jerk
Anth - whatever his wiping instructor tells him to use
UK0 - bucket of Drakkar
Booker - has geesefeeder do it for him
Boat - Old togas
Brady James - $100 dollar bills
wcc - flannel
80 proof - corn cobs or pine cones
Willy - Something about eyebrows or Ohio State
Vern - with anyone who tries to guard him in the paint or their Moms

Touch it. That's all I got right now. Not real good. Sorry.

7 out of 10. Points deducted for the most obvious.

SAE- whatever the CDC tells him to wipe with
 
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Went back and looked at 2016 box score vs KU. 47-22 FT advantage. KU had a streak of 8 in first half and 13 to end second half. Remove those and they still had a 26-22 advantage
This is why I love the BBN. Dude is still eat up about KU's free throw advantage from 5 years ago and pre-pissed about Saturday.
 

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Mack and those pussies from Louisville manufactured a covid excuse to duck an *** whoopin and that is some pussified ****. Sorry not sorry.
Yup. Made a pure business decision that getting their *** kicked by us would accelerate their fall. Mack had to know that ship was going to sink in advance of it happening. Thought they had a nice get out of jail free card with some grad ***. having the cove.

Pussiest move in rivalry history as far as I am concerned and it shan’t be forgotten.
 

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-People worship Eric Wood here. I've casually dropped a "F Eric Wood" before and got met with severe resistance. "Whoa, man. Eric's awesome. Don't say that." /eyeroll

I mean, I've met him and he seems like a good dude, but F Eric Wood. I don't think that should be too controversial. Another sign of the rivalry dissipating perhaps because that type of petty hate should be understood.

-I'm sobering up from my softness on UofL btw. You guys were right. My bad. I hope they hire Ed Cooley and then get the death penalty.

-Aquemini is just a perfect album. Never gets old to me. A sucker for George Clinton, Synthesizer is my favorite. Absolute banger.

-My money says Kenny Payne politely declines. He doesn't strike me as a guy that wants to deal with everything that job entails. Obviously there is A LOT to the UK job, but that UofL gig is as political as it F'n gets. He knows it too well, IMO. Leave a cush job with the GD New York Knicks for that ****? Nah...

He's available to get started right away I'd assume, so we'll know quickly if that's happening or not.

-Fried cod on rye w/tarter. Onion rings. Bowl of chowder. 2 ice cold Miller Lite longnecks. Top 5 meal right there for @SAECATFAN.
 
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