A) I assume he hasn't been making $10M per year for 25 years.
2) You're getting hit with around 50% in taxes
D) It's an estimate of his net worth on Google
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2) You're getting hit with around 50% in taxes
D) It's an estimate of his net worth on Google
If I’m making $10 million a year and I’m not flat out spending at least $5 million a year on stupid stuff that I mean what is even the point man
Lurking break randoms:
- As someone born with pretty severe hearing loss in one ear especially (Coach Tony can vouch), was way in front of the subtitles/captions trend 2+ decades ago. Of course, that wasn’t originally by choice, but it definitely provides more context a lot of times.
- Hearing aids are a pain in the ***.
- Putting on pants before socks is legit a high key psycho move.
- Still don’t know how I got away with it, but somehow was able to get my grandmother (God rest her soul) to buy me a Beavis and Butthead book way back when. “Hmm, Beaver and Butterhead. Okay.”
- If I remember right, it was called “This Book Sucks.” Mike Judge, man. Lulz.
- BVI stay-on-the sailing yacht trip with three other couples in 42 days. Personal chef and captain, wake up every morning, pick up anchor, and point to where we want to go next on the map.
- Buddy who organized it told me last time they went on the same trip, they had to make two originally unplanned stops to restock on alcohol. I have a feeling this crew might top that.
- Weight dropping nicely and steadily to be on track by then for flops and trunks with reasonable thigh length. An air fryer is a weight loss cheat code.
- Fayette County did the right thing and just called school off entirely, but even if they try any NTI ******** going forward, we still honor snow days in the CSC house. We’ll get the work done at some point, but these days are made for alternating between going outside until too cold (they are currently out there as I type this actually) then back in for video games and movies while getting warm for a while, repeat.
- CF got a dual goal Pop-A-Shot. Name brand, no cheap knock off **** (probably from China, sorry rudd), Kentucky blue themed backboard. Dope. Only problem so far is when I start winning he just starts shooting on my goal and says “I’m joining your team, Dad.” Kind of funny now, but definitely will need to teach a life lesson and put an end to the Lebron **** eventually.
- Nothing to say about either the bowl game or the recent basketball games that hasn’t already been said, so I’ll just say that catching up on 30+ pages of GYERO and seeing in-game redass knowing the end result is some of the best entertainment around.
- Because I’m already thinking about that February trip,
Top 5 Beers:
1. Airport beer before 10am (note: applies to outbound flights only)
2. Shower beer
3. Post hard labor in the heat (very non-GYERO, I know) beer
4. Pre-game beer (tailgate version)
5. Pre-game beer (non-tailgate, getting ready to go out version)
Had one of the best beers of my life in October- our crew got down to the Gorge and took a light hike (2-mile) before going to our cabin. Had one of those Keeneland beers in the parking lot right after. Crisp 55 degrees in the middle of God’s country. Was amazing.
Also saddled up at Cork n Bottle at CVG at 9 am on my solo trip out to meet the wife and in-laws for Christmas a few weeks back. Had pours of a 1987 Turkey, 1981 Old Granddad and New Riff Red Turkey Wheat before my flight. Was one of the better hours I had in 2021.
You also stole that last sentence directly from the same podcast…
-I don’t get this because I have no idea who that guy is but I’m sure it’s funny.
I LIVED IN EGYPT FOR THREE MONTHS
-Maybe he said it on the podcast but I HIGHLY doubt Carrot Top was making 10 million/year in ‘97. He may have made that for a stent in his career but no way for 25 straight years.
I don’t think he’s on steroids anymore either, plus they’re really not that expensive, cocaine on the other hand is, as is plastic surgery.
Speculating on Carrot Top's financial acumen is peak random.
I would own a water park.
Speaking of stealing stuff. Whatever happened to that Adam guy? Did he block me or something?
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Ok enough of this Carrot Bottom ish
Saw Kevin Nealon a few months back
MUST SEE... a living (for now) LEGEND
Toss my salad. You pay.
Saw Kevin Nealon a few months back
MUST SEE... a living (for now) LEGEND
Toss my salad. You pay.
God -- you are a big, ghoulish woman and I'm talking to you, Carrot Top. What happened to your face? How did you find a plastic surgeon who could add a chromosome?
-- Greg Giraldo, at the roast of Flavor Flav
-- Greg Giraldo, at the roast of Flavor Flav
Miss hallucinating Wynn
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F*cking two pages to establish that CarrotTop sucks? Nice job.
FWIW : Gallagher sucks too.
Drinking some hitters tonight
.F*cking two pages to establish that CarrotTop sucks? Nice job.
FWIW : Gallagher sucks too.
Drinking some hitters tonight
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I was always more a fan of Black Gallagher than regular Gallagher since he was a little more daring in his political commentary...
His frozen boogers were worth $5 million though.
Kind of sucks that Sahvir won't get to play against UGA. It could, however, be a blessing in disguise if he has to take a week or two off and Washington gets a ton of reps as our main point and we get Mintz minutes in TyTy's spot.
I like TyTy best as a combo guard but as we just saw, you can never have enough guys comfortable being the main ballhandler/facilitator.
* How long before Tom Crean is on the hot seat at Georgia? He's below 50% there and his only winning season was during the pandemic with Wheeler at point. I hope Georgia keeps him forever. Georgia is down there with Mississippi State and South Carolina as my least favorite SEC programs.
* It was 70 degrees less than two weeks ago.
* Is Vandy playing without any fans at all or just without students? If it is students only, are they selling the student tickets to the general public? It would be pretty funny to see Memorial Gymnasium packed full of maskless Billy Joe Wildcats while the Vanderbilt administration "protects" little Aiden and Catylynn from the sniffles.
I'll take the odds that Calipari's daughter who works at Vandy shows up in some sort of elaborate and obnoxious PPE. Might even wear a Lululemon diving bell.
* One good thing about COVID is the uptick in home air filter technology. We've always had a problem with dog hair/dander and have tried getting air filters before, which accomplished something between jack and ****. Recently bought the bullet on two HEPA units that circulate the air in a 1,500 sq foot area at least once per hour. Got one each for upstairs and downstairs.
Game. Changer.
It has also cut down on my wife's and I's snoring, which may save me a bundle in legal fees on a divorce, too.
* I'll give it to ENG. He's managed to act like a professional as a grad assistant and has been non-noteworthy.
I like TyTy best as a combo guard but as we just saw, you can never have enough guys comfortable being the main ballhandler/facilitator.
* How long before Tom Crean is on the hot seat at Georgia? He's below 50% there and his only winning season was during the pandemic with Wheeler at point. I hope Georgia keeps him forever. Georgia is down there with Mississippi State and South Carolina as my least favorite SEC programs.
* It was 70 degrees less than two weeks ago.
* Is Vandy playing without any fans at all or just without students? If it is students only, are they selling the student tickets to the general public? It would be pretty funny to see Memorial Gymnasium packed full of maskless Billy Joe Wildcats while the Vanderbilt administration "protects" little Aiden and Catylynn from the sniffles.
I'll take the odds that Calipari's daughter who works at Vandy shows up in some sort of elaborate and obnoxious PPE. Might even wear a Lululemon diving bell.
* One good thing about COVID is the uptick in home air filter technology. We've always had a problem with dog hair/dander and have tried getting air filters before, which accomplished something between jack and ****. Recently bought the bullet on two HEPA units that circulate the air in a 1,500 sq foot area at least once per hour. Got one each for upstairs and downstairs.
Game. Changer.
It has also cut down on my wife's and I's snoring, which may save me a bundle in legal fees on a divorce, too.
* I'll give it to ENG. He's managed to act like a professional as a grad assistant and has been non-noteworthy.
I miss Richie’s golden hour posts.
I think the official term is “waxing poetically”
Apparently molesting dogs is a lot less fun than little boys. I wonder if there is a Bible verse for that or if we should just trust the almighty
-You know what’s a loss for humanity? Millions of people believing that touch with a stupid hat is special in any way and is closer to God than anyone else.
-Beautiful morning here, 73 and was sunny earlier, of course as soon as a couple gals ask about a pool day it starts raining and gets cloudy, thanks a lot Pope Francis.
-Thinking we completely roll up Georgia tonight, haven’t looked at the spread but will later for sure.
Favorite thing about UK games is my mom and I’s texts. With my boys it’s the same as GYERO basically, with my mom it’s over the top fanaticism and complete bias and homerism. Love it.
-3 pounds from 200, LEEEGGGGGOOOO.
-Finally cut my stupid long hair and back to normal, two years was long enough.
-Hoping the new January smoke sticks around at the gym. Love the dedicated gals who are here all year for a long time but new blood is always good.
CrossFit is free for the next week so I’ll be hitting up a few classes to switch it up and see what kind of fire is over there.
-Can’t wait to move in 12 days. Neighbors got mad because after (again) finding a bag of blow on my morning dog walk I posted it on IG saying to clean it up KW, don’t need dogs or kids finding this ****. They apparently think the police monitor my IG stories and they’ll find out where I live and come over asking questions and raid our houses…never mind that the post is blacktop, my hand and the bag where no one could determine where I was.
It’s like cocaine makes you paranoid or something. Grow up.
-Every now and then like today I’ll put in some silly breakup tunes and go to town at the gym. It can be cathartic to get into those feelings and toss around some weights. Maybe GYERO from yesterday influenced that.
-Enjoy your Saturday folks!
-Beautiful morning here, 73 and was sunny earlier, of course as soon as a couple gals ask about a pool day it starts raining and gets cloudy, thanks a lot Pope Francis.
-Thinking we completely roll up Georgia tonight, haven’t looked at the spread but will later for sure.
Favorite thing about UK games is my mom and I’s texts. With my boys it’s the same as GYERO basically, with my mom it’s over the top fanaticism and complete bias and homerism. Love it.
-3 pounds from 200, LEEEGGGGGOOOO.
-Finally cut my stupid long hair and back to normal, two years was long enough.
-Hoping the new January smoke sticks around at the gym. Love the dedicated gals who are here all year for a long time but new blood is always good.
CrossFit is free for the next week so I’ll be hitting up a few classes to switch it up and see what kind of fire is over there.
-Can’t wait to move in 12 days. Neighbors got mad because after (again) finding a bag of blow on my morning dog walk I posted it on IG saying to clean it up KW, don’t need dogs or kids finding this ****. They apparently think the police monitor my IG stories and they’ll find out where I live and come over asking questions and raid our houses…never mind that the post is blacktop, my hand and the bag where no one could determine where I was.
It’s like cocaine makes you paranoid or something. Grow up.
-Every now and then like today I’ll put in some silly breakup tunes and go to town at the gym. It can be cathartic to get into those feelings and toss around some weights. Maybe GYERO from yesterday influenced that.
-Enjoy your Saturday folks!
Are there little kids walking around unsupervised on Key West who would come across a zip lock bag with a few white crumbs in it and be like “hmm… what’s this? Maybe I should snort it?”
I'm trying to keep the population down. We're on pace for well over 11 billion worldwide by 2100. I'm doing my part.
100% yes. Teenagers for sure. They’re getting into bars here super young and they experience drugs and party lifestyle way earlier than most of the rest of us. It’s kind of like growing up on Bourbon street or the strip in Vegas. There’s 300+ bars within a mile of the high school. You could throw a rock from the high school and hit Shanna Key Bar. Even UK doesn’t allow bars that close to campus lol.
Also, cocaine doesn’t normally come in a ziplock bag lol, it comes in the corner of a sandwich bag tied in a knot.
The first one I found my roommate asked if he could have and did a numby with it
. Who cares if it has fentanyl in it!?!?!
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God I love this dude. Just an average play for him really.
That’s some Magic Johnson level ****. Wow.
If nobody else is willing to say it, then I will....that play is reminiscent of Magic Johnson.
One of my happiest moments as a father is listening to my 6-year old son scream, cuss and cry in the basement every five minutes…. Knowing full well it’s only because he died in some video game. Especially since it drives his mom nuts.
That lineup didn't make a single basket for like 10 minutes against LSU.
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