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Rodgers just makes it look effortless. A flick of the wrist is a dime every single time almost. No matter what the defense does it seems like he already knows what they’re doing and why his best option is.
Top five video in internet history.
Rodgers also makes being a hipster, whiney douchebag look effortless as well.
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Met a pet Monkey named Amy ONCE
Never went back to that house
@CastleRubric
Do not engage!
Plant evidence on their property
Call in a tip
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Never went back to that house
@CastleRubric
Do not engage!
Plant evidence on their property
Call in a tip
Or move
"We've covered every imaginable topic in GYERO..."
Not so fast says stories about Monkeys
Not so fast says stories about Monkeys
How much a pet monkey run these days? May buy a **** flinging one to send to Cole.
We were driving down the road near the hotel in Orlando and I looked over to see a f*cking elephant, just munching on a bamboo tree. Just right there on International Drive.
"Hey there's an elephant."
So we picked up MCF and went back to verify. Sure enough. Real elephant just hanging out next to a hotel. Random ****.
That brought up me getting bit by a monkey in Tanzania. F*ck those little bastards. Which then turned the conversation to me getting sexually harassed by our safari guide, Harold.
"Hey there's an elephant."
So we picked up MCF and went back to verify. Sure enough. Real elephant just hanging out next to a hotel. Random ****.
That brought up me getting bit by a monkey in Tanzania. F*ck those little bastards. Which then turned the conversation to me getting sexually harassed by our safari guide, Harold.
There was a monkey on the spring 2005 Panic tour. It was all cool and everything until I ran into it late night after eating too much acid. That was Raleigh, I think.
I’ve watched this a minimum of 25 times. Deserves more play. Love Piecoro out front with “got him!”
Underrated aspect is cheerleaders going bonkers.
Underrated aspect is cheerleaders going bonkers.
That is always worth the watch.
So is that monkey, I am assuming, strapped to the top of that dog and then just holds on with his hands? You never see him get on or off his steed.
(mental picture of Cole's pet monkey beating him ceaselessly at chess)
Is it even legal to possess a monkey?
No, it’s not.
It has been illegal to buy and keep monkeys as pets in Kentucky since July 2005. It's legal to have them in surrounding states, including Ohio, Tennessee and West Virginia.
Just one more reason why Ohio sucks.
No, it’s not.
It has been illegal to buy and keep monkeys as pets in Kentucky since July 2005. It's legal to have them in surrounding states, including Ohio, Tennessee and West Virginia.
Just one more reason why Ohio sucks.
Yall need to stop summoning UKO. I can just feel a "live rent free in all of your peasant heads", libruls, bounds also I'm a nice guy post coming any minute.
It's like Beetlejuice or candyman, but worse.
It's like Beetlejuice or candyman, but worse.
98-69…….Just in case you’re right.
Ok. Time for everyone to post their “should Sharpe play this year?” take so we all get held to it going forward.
I’m team “no”.
I’m team “no”.
ALL of these “monkey anecdotes” seem to feature unsuspecting twists to the unfortunate - or outright horrifying
They project some kind of vague ...”uncanny valley” attributes too
i may actually need to read a few of these to Brandi tomorrow after work — anyone else have some harrowing experiences with those little abominable **** tossers ?
It was more than one monkey (on S. Limestone) it was an entire colony. A friend and I went back there on acid once (behind the old Kimball house) and those monkeys freaked us the **** out.
AHHHH!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHA!!!’
BLING BLING BROTHER CAT MAN!!!!!
taking this little news flash downstairs where the women are right now -
I never saw that monkey but there were these two guys that lived on Euclid, right down from the Taco Bell, Mike and Tommy I think. Anyway, their house was where we all ended up after Lynagh’s Emporium closed down for the night. They had this huge, bad ***, iguana that just roamed around the house. He was much cooler, and much less dangerous, than some crazy *** monkey.
There was a teacher at Lafayette (before my time), that lived on Blue Ash (connects Clays Mill and Harrodsburg Rd. that had a pet lion in a cage in her backyard. This would have been the early 70's
re: those monkeys; they had been living there IIRC since the early 50's and there was a BUNCH of them.
re: those monkeys; they had been living there IIRC since the early 50's and there was a BUNCH of them.
Primates have not been allowed to be brought into Kentucky since then-Gov. Paul Patton issued an executive order in 2003 in response to a suspected outbreak of monkeypox, Marraccini said. Besides the risk of disease, he said there have been cases where monkeys attacked their keepers.Jan 17, 2014
MONKEYPOX!!!
A dose of Plaquenil or Ivermectin would prolly do the trick IMO.
I can see Governor dipshit on the TV right now…
“Folks, because of the irresponsible and illegal acts of some people who thought it would be cute to bring a monkey into their home, we are now under lockdown because MONKEYPOX is spreading like wildfire”.
“Folks, because of the irresponsible and illegal acts of some people who thought it would be cute to bring a monkey into their home, we are now under lockdown because MONKEYPOX is spreading like wildfire”.
I despise Ben and the Steelers, but they should have lined up for two and then called a timeout, so he could get a walk off/send off from the home crowd.
Best reply from the comment section:
"Kangaroo wife: "How was your day?"
Kangaroo: "I don't wanna talk about it."
New rogan podcast with Dr Robert Malone is a must listen.
I would say eye opening but
Ya know
I would say eye opening but
Ya know
Going into a snake pit tonight but I've got that feeling that has been missing for a few years with UK basketball. Let's beat those cheating bastards tonight.
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