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gobigbluebell

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Cracker Barrel biscuits >>>> whatever

despite the fact they’re complimentary, AYCE, apple butter, etc etc….they’re consistently better than any biscuit ever made.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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Their waitstaff was a complete freak show.

Vividly remember a tatted-up lady server with her infant glommed onto her front in a papoose as she was slinging two carafes of boiling hot coffee.

That baby had no shot, probably.
 

joeyrupption

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-Hope SAE continues to rant about 'family' stuff for a few minutes on the Pod - that's when he's at his best, that opening had me cackling

That opening had the perfect “Premise -> Setup -> Punch” joke structure.

Premise: “Most dads think parenting it is hard - especially single parenting.”

Setup: “Parenting is actually easy for me when I’m by myself, because I can cut through the red tape (spouse coordination) that only serves to impede my (correct) methodologies.”

Punch: “I have a babysitter coming over so I can watch a game with a 6 o’clock kickoff by myself and grill out.”
 
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MaxPowerrr

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2 year aged Vermont cheddar?!?! That’s a rip off. Anything from Vermont less than 3 years old isn’t worth eating imo
 

gobigbluebell

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A boutique biscuit and pickle shop has to be one of the most pretentious honky things I've ever heard of. Here's your $13 dollar egg and cheese biscuit, can I interest you in some picnic sauce, or perhaps a locally crafted beer for $8?
 
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catlanta33

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Treylor Park (Savannah and one near us in Nocatee) has an amazing chicken biscuit. They need to have Richie try one and write a better description but it's a masterpiece of calories. Also pairs wonderfully with a double shot Bloody Mary.

  • CHICKEN BISCUIT*
    Lightly fried chicken breast, American cheese, sunny side up egg, side of chorizo/bacon gravy
    $15
 
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roguemocha

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A boutique biscuit and pickle shop has to be one of the most pretentious honky things I've ever heard of. Here's your $13 dollar egg and cheese biscuit, can I interest you in some picnic sauce, or perhaps a locally crafted beer for $8?
I’m sure it’s long term projections are off the charts. No way is this a short lived idea, expensive pickles and biscuits will be around for decades.
 

catlanta33

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A carton of heaters cost an Australian about $285 right now. I mean, taking away their freedoms piece by piece sucks enough but you're going to deny them their God given right to burn some crispies and suck down some Fosters (that's their domestos)? F'ing Balderdash.

Btw, not sure if some of you have look down at the prices on the menus lately but all biscuits are boutique expensive now. Our $285 carton is coming in some form soon enough.
 

krazykats

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Nov 6, 2006
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Maryland +3.5
Wisconsin -2 (got me last week too)
UF -7.5

I really like a lot of games, so I hope I limit myself to just these three loses.
 

catsfanbgky

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Bengals roll huh? Good call catfg.

Always bet against the Bengals in primetime.
Ha, you failed to mention the under 47 I bet. 1-1 lost $10 juice. About what most of you Queff's save on "Cord Cutting". No sweat, It was worth $10 for the entertainment on a boring Thursday.
By the way, you left out the "a" in your unoriginal, nor funny, misspelling of my name. Come up with something new / original, or better yet don't, your post suck as is. WTF exactly do you bring to this thread? Not counting Sucking off long time GYERO posters for likes? "Being a Like ***** is a hard way to make a living boy."

Snoop Dog, Dre, M&M, and K-Dot gonna be lit for Super Bowl halftime show. K-Dot gonna perform a new song right before new album drop. Calling my shot. About time they got it right, tired of these ****** bands and acts, this one will be EPIC, with a capital E.
 
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BernieSadori

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Got here early and the room isn't ready. I've been walking the streets of downtown Lexington like a lost hobo.

Back at the Hyatt after I waited a bit too long to confirm 21c. F'it.

Decided to duck in Pints and Pies for a beer. Goal is to have one at each surrounding establishment until 4 PM.

Already looking forward for a hungover breakfast of chicken-fried-chicken Sunday. Tomorrow too, perhaps.
 

MaxPowerrr

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The new Pepsi ads are a little aggressive for a marginal soda.

The theme seems to be “the world hates you, oh well, have a Pepsi” which honestly wouldn’t help.
 
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Yesterday my father-in-law sent me a message that I should be expecting a letter from his attorney. He’s suing me for defamation of character, due to me calling him a “hall of fame loser” on Facebook this week. If you were wondering, yes that’s the same guy who called into KSR during quarantine last spring and said he was immune to covid since he’s worked around Mexicans his whole life.

Was nice knowing you guys. enjoy your freedoms, they can be taken so fast.
Please post the letter. Please. Seriously, please.
 

BernieSadori

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What if you like the Sopranos but the thought of Janice being on screen has turned you off of the series?
Awful. She. Was. Awful.

I recently rewatched the series and FF'd every scene she was in. Her face, body, and voice are awful. Just awful.
 

Kooky Kats_anon

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Never been to a breakfast in city besides Russ & Daughters. I always envied the groovy trust fund kids sipping coffees and eating outdoor cafe breakfasts in the city whilst I’m heads-down trying to get to work in the least amount of steps. I used to work on Bond Street and hustled by these folks who got to actually enjoy NYC. a different world for those that have to work here. The smell of coffee not intended to wake you up, is the best coffee. Hence, Charleston.

Big Bad Breakfast and Biscuit Belly are once a year enjoyable outliers.

One of these days, I’m gonna take the wife and stay in an overpriced CPW hotel in the city for something... wake up at 5:30 am and walk around... grab a chicken biscuit or a scone. Meander like a rich guy.

On a seasonal basis, we do zip in for a primo dinner though.
 
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