GYERO ARCHIVE

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Random: RIP Mike Brent.


Now that guy was cool AF. He came to a tailgate and shamelessly hit on all the women and got wasted. A true CatPaw legend.

 

[cawoodsct]

It was nice seeing Laura Rutledge again.

 

[BBdK]

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

“Well I didn’t realize that him and his entire family was in law enforcement.”

[laughing][laughing][laughing]

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Damn SAE. That’s tragic. Sorry, man.

 

[CrittendenWildcat]

Me: Hey babe, what are all these charges to my account? eBay 289, meaningful bliss 187, dime diva 300, Amazon Prime 156, PayPal ***** 327.....

Her: WTF dude why do you care look at all this f’ing bourbon!!

Me: speaking of, where did that whole case of my toasted go that I told you was my favorite profile?

Her: look honey, don’t come home from work all pissed at me and think I’m just going to be ok with that. Go back to work if you need to.

Me: No. I need to know where all this money is going right before the first of the month when I pay all the months bills at once and become broke.

Her: well I don’t have a clue what to tell you. Better get to work then, why are you home at 1:30 complaining about being broke.

Me: So just nothing? No reason for about a 1000 to be spent at “your places”? This is exactly why we split accounts.

Her: oh that’s right that is not my account. I really hate that for you.


I mean damn! I know BBC, and I hope all you sloppy sucka’s have to deal with this crap!

Getting married in November. Have been co-habitating since 2015. Been there, done that. You are her no- consequences, no-payback overflow credit card.

But you can eff with her if you can put **** on her credit cards/bank account as well.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

It’s kind of unsettling how badly the rest of the Paddock has gone to ****. It used to be there were always a couple of threads, other than this one, you could click on and would be entertaining.

But now everything is ****. It’s either a thread with insufferable schmucks like LineSkiCat or Creed Bratton jerking each other off, or a bunch of randoms shouting WOOD. It’s just not thoughtful, creative or interesting. Sad.

 

[krazykats]

I mean I’ll keep to myself for the next 2 hours but -37 and in a ballgame it seems!

 

[Ron Mehico]

My entire life goal after turning 40 has become this weird obsession with generating “passive income”. Probably because I’m slowly crippling myself and I’m officially starting to feel it.

Was disappointed with all these pumpkin beers coming out in the dead of summer but picked up some “Jack-O” pumpkin Ale from Sam Adam’s and shewee welcome fall.

It really is true the older you get the faster time goes, how TF is it September?

 

[anthonys735]

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

Passive income is where it’s at. I learned that concept a little bit too late in life, Ron, but hoping to catch up soon. Sure beats working like a stiff into your grave.

In the pantheon of income types, passive is basically Deez Nutz.

- Don Keydick

 

[wcc31]

Gus Johnson man

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Lol, helmet, my ***. You caught 100% cheek bone. At 3rd base I had a great line on it. Ear holed your own son you sick bastard.

I've always had a decent arm, pitched as a kid etc., but there is nothing harder/more painful on an adult shoulder than pitching BP to youngsters. You end up trying to 'aim' the pitch, and combined with their short stature, and trying not to put mustard on it, it's murder on the arm.

After a couple of years I found that it's just easier to go Laredo (if you can)

 

[80 Proof]

Lollygagger is such a great word. It describes the problem perfectly, and is mainstream enough that people know and accept what it is. You can essentially use it in any setting. Probably the best part about "lollygagger" is that it's vulgar as hell. Which rounds back to how it's a perfect description of the issue.

 

[krazykats]

Boise is rolling. Maybe too early but starting college gambol out at 3-0 is just fantastic before my NFL hot streak weeks 1-6.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I’ve adjusted my goals for post-40 life. If I could simply not feel beat-down and miserable all the time, I would accept that as a huge success.

Welcome to Team Midlife Crisis, bub. Not only is the glass half empty, but someone pissed in it.

Went to a retirement shindig tonight. Was sort of jealous of the guy but then realized he probably only has about 15 decent years left.

On the bright side, I learned from the middle schooler today that if you remove the h’s from “I hate happiness” you basically get “I ate a penis.” A bit of a reach, imo, but you don’t want to discourage them at that age.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

My kid’s daycare is closed for a training inservice the Friday before Labor Day weekend, as well as Good Friday, every year. So, “working remotely” tomorrow.

Nothing like cutting out at 3 on the Thursday before a holiday weekend, knowing you don’t have **** to think about until Tuesday morning. I have a bunch of unanswered emails right now, but guess who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a flying f**k >>>>>>>>>>> this guy.

 

[wcc31]

There’s a lot of white collar angst out there but none thicker or more fibrous than that of lawyers. Pretty beaten down group I’ve noticed.

 

[drxman1]

I liked the John Grisham books, but being a lawyer sounds terrible. Then again, I enjoy doing spinal taps. It’s not for everyone.

 

[anthonys735]

There’s a lot of white collar angst out there but none thicker or more fibrous than that of lawyers. Pretty beaten down group I’ve noticed.

Slightly behind insufferable sports "journalists". Sack up, imo.

 

[august-west]

If I had it to do all over again I would have gone to Law School and specialized in divorce cases. Seems like a constant stream of business these days.

Well that or finance. Would be nice to know how to manipulate money for one’s own personal gain.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

There’s a lot of white collar angst out there but none thicker or more fibrous than that of lawyers. Pretty beaten down group I’ve noticed.

Our mutual buddy goes down this path pretty hard. Wish he would tone it back, but I don’t think that’s in his dna. Just who he is. Truly a 24/7 dude.

 

[krazykats]

Different kinds of attorneys, for example I wouldn’t do this family/CPS stuff to save a life, but my business attorney is low key David Klienfeld from Carlito’s Way.

I mean the guy is thoroughly in my line of business with connections upon connections.

And on top of all that he assumes the role of “fixer” not an attorney. I like that!

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

If I had it to do all over again I would have gone to Law School and specialized in divorce cases. Seems like a constant stream of business these days.

It’s also a constant stream of batshit craziness.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

Admiralty/Maritime law is where it’s at.

Arrrgh, whose treasure is this?!

(sorry)

 

[CastleRubric]

Been listening to a lot of Motown and 70's funk and feel that genre has been grossly misrepresented from the tailgate playlist mix.

Need the powers-that-be to ensure it is heavily represented this fall to atone for past atrocities.

Damn straight honkey

Nice call

listening to more Parliament/Funkadelic myself

 

[CastleRubric]

Admiralty/Maritime law is where it’s at.

Arrrgh, whose treasure is this?!

(sorry)

HAHAHHAHA
DAMN SINGLE MOST ORIGINAL POST IVE SEEN ON THE ENTIRE INNER-NET THIS WEEK
(really hope that wasn’t a quote or something)

 

[CastleRubric]

If you ain't down with Parliament Funkadelic, I don't know what to tell you sister.

YEAH - didn’t see your post before i mentioned them !

Just saw a really cool documentary on them

 

[drxman1]

PCU is an underrated movie. Way ahead of its time. Piven is masterful.

 

[CastleRubric]

Turning 40 is awesome. Didn’t have a second of anxiety about it.

Happy early one, brother. And good mentality.

That is awesome to hear - and i was the same

you don’t hear stuff like that enough

i also can’t believe how much FUN (and rewarding blah. blah ) being a dad was / is

 

[august-west]

It’s also a constant stream of batshit craziness.

Yeah I’m sure it’s not all it’s cracked up to be but at least it is constant billable hours. Seems rather lucrative to me

 

[rudd1]

-ohio st. Is easy to hate.

 

[CastleRubric]

It's Maderna.

yep - she was just a regular girl from the city and THEN - stardom as “The Material Girl”

 

[_Chase_]

I’d rather eat a bag of hot flaming **** than fight over who gets the toaster, the cat you both secretly hate but want to keep because it’ll piss off the other person, and who gets little Billy Bob for Thanksgiving in 2028.

Personally, even if I made a killing, it wouldn’t be worth it.

HARD PASS

 

[CastleRubric]

Lollygagger is such a great word. It describes the problem perfectly, and is mainstream enough that people know and accept what it is. You can essentially use it in any setting. Probably the best part about "lollygagger" is that it's vulgar as hell. Which rounds back to how it's a perfect description of the issue.

kudos here MH

it somehow sounds like what it is too

 

[pretzel__logic]

I did divorce/custody/dependency **** and if something happened to my current job and that was my only option in law, I’d give up my license.

at the last mediation I did before I escaped the soon to be exes were fighting over a digital camera. Like a ****** one. It was 2018. They both had new (at the time) iPhones.

fortunately for me, and weirdly for this field, I really enjoy my job now most of the time. After how I started, I’m extra thankful to be largely content at work now (and I know that probably won’t last forever).

 

[roguemocha]

A lot changes after 40 — most of it health-related and unavoidable. Your testosterone level, your thyroid, your prostate, every day aches and pains, fatigue, etc. Be prepared for it, because, believe me, there’s a reason Father Time is still undefeated.

I just turned 58 a couple weeks ago and that doesn’t seem possible. In my mind, I’m still 28 — the way I think, the way I talk, my hobbies, goals, motivation etc., nothing has changed. But man, your body is going to start reminding you real soon. I’m still one of those “age is just a number” people, but reality can be a *****.

The way you treat your body between 40 and 50, is a huge key to life after 50. And how you mentally handle the physical roller coaster ride, is a big key also. Hang in there, young pups.

That’s 100% and I don’t have kids.

You sure as hell should.

Per pictures on the intraweb, your gal just keeps getting hotter. Well played, fatass.


Must be the Ford Bronco.

I wanted to like it but I’ve seen it and it’s ****.

Boise is rolling. Maybe too early but starting college gambol out at 3-0 is just fantastic before my NFL hot streak weeks 1-6.

We all always win in the first couple weeks, easiest time to crush lines.

If I had it to do all over again I would have gone to Law School and specialized in divorce cases. Seems like a constant stream of business these days.

Well that or finance. Would be nice to know how to manipulate money for one’s own personal gain.

If I had to do it again, shew, life would be different.

 

[GrandePdre]

The Steakgots






((((((ducks))))))

 

[Teriecat]

When I was a dewey eyed high school senior I thought I wanted to be a criminal defense attorney who would defend all the innocent people wrongfully accused of all the terrible crimes. People are inherently good, right? He/she didn’t do it!

Then life happened and I learned how absolutely awful people can be. Even though I still believed in the the unicorn innocent person, I wasn’t ready to spend my days pleading out the guilty etc. but I also wanted no part of the flip side of putting pot smokers in jail. So bye bye law career. Disclaimer: I have great respect for those who both put bad people away and those who handle defending the accused.

I decided to go into Rehab/Substance Abuse Counseling instead. Hahahaha! That was rewarding! Lol! So, yeah. It is noble work, but I wasn’t up to the task. So depressing and so few were successful. I just wasn’t cut out for it.

The most enjoyable job I had, aside from being a mom, was being a mutual teller. I love horses, I love racing and I actually had a job for 14 years that was fun almost every day.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Welcome to Team Midlife Crisis, bub. Not only is the glass half empty, but someone pissed in it.

Went to a retirement shindig tonight. Was sort of jealous of the guy but then realized he probably only has about 15 decent years left.

(not really)


I'm pushing 59, and if I could get 15 more perfectly healthy years, and then, just drop the **** dead, with no lingering illness, I'd say, "Where do I sign?"

Ya gotta go sometime, and who wants to hang around 8 decades, the last 5 to 10 years with something always hurting? Arthritis, giant prostate, hair falling out, constantly having "procedures", getting poked and prodded, etc.

**** that, I'd rather go out like a boss. If I go terminal, I'm not waiting around for that crap. Big blowout weekend, and then, drive off a damn bridge (probably put one in my temple on the way down, just to be on the safe side, so I don't miraculously survive and end up in a wheelchair.) I'm not scared of death, at ALL, and I'll be damned if I'm going to piss away a crap ton of money on chemo etc. just to "hang on" for another year or so. The thought of wasting that money irks me WAY more than kicking.