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krazykats

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Me: Hey babe, what are all these charges to my account? eBay 289, meaningful bliss 187, dime diva 300, Amazon Prime 156, PayPal ***** 327.....

Her: WTF dude why do you care look at all this f’ing bourbon!!

Me: speaking of, where did that whole case of my toasted go that I told you was my favorite profile?

Her: look honey, don’t come home from work all pissed at me and think I’m just going to be ok with that. Go back to work if you need to.

Me: No. I need to know where all this money is going right before the first of the month when I pay all the months bills at once and become broke.

Her: well I don’t have a clue what to tell you. Better get to work then, why are you home at 1:30 complaining about being broke.

Me: So just nothing? No reason for about a 1000 to be spent at “your places”? This is exactly why we split accounts.

Her: oh that’s right that is not my account. I really hate that for you.


I mean damn! I know BBC, and I hope all you sloppy sucka’s have to deal with this crap!
 
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CAT Scratch FVR

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Last memory of Chauncey was picture of him loading up for a UL bus trip, bowl game or tourney, never to be heard from on this board again. I'd like to think it was Samaki Walker doing some dastardly deed to him in a port o let, but probably more to do with the missus working for UL, so he became a Card fan.
 
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Strokin_Bandit

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- BKH is "my dude" on here so I reached out to him via email about this time last year. He responded back and is doing well at Centre. Doesn't sound like he's going to post any more so add him to the "too good to post on GYERO now" hall of fame.

- Anyone else have random thoughts and type them into the "My Notes" section of your phone? Like, you could be walking around your classroom observing a lesson and then out of nowhere you brain goes, man, Dave Coulier really had Alanis Morissette all f'ed up back in 94. I'm going to put that in My Notes and drop it GYERO some day. Yeah, me neither.

- Was there anything Paul Newman couldn't cook? I know he was a great leading man for his time, but do you also need a kickass marina? Gotcha covered. How about some dog treats? You bet. Creamy Italian vinaigrette? Boom. And all the proceeds go to charity. Helluva dude he was.

- Videos of Dave Grohl and that 11 year old drummer girl performing together in LA are awesome. That little lady has talent. "Everlong" seems to be a tough song to drum to with all of those fills, but she didn't miss a beat. Feel good stuff.

- I've never understood how some people can lie on their stomach and watch tv/play video games or what have you. Maybe it's a kid thing, but my son and daughter both can lie on their stomachs at the foot of their bed - with their legs toward the headboard - and comfortably knock out multiple episodes of a tv show.

- Plan on catching the Cats at COMMONWEALTH next Saturday vs. Mizzou. Gonna be a welcomed gameday experience. My kids can't wait!
 
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CAT Scratch FVR

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Strokin_Bandit said:
- Was there anything Paul Newman couldn't cook? I know he was a great leading man for his time, but do you also need a kickass marina? Gotcha covered. How about some dog treats? You bet. Creamy Italian vinaigrette? Boom. And all the proceeds go to charity. Helluva dude he was.
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Yes, he was. Buddy did some valet work for a party Newman hosted. He came down and drank Budweiser with the boys during the party. All you needed to know.
 
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roguemocha

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Welp, just got a letter from the government and they want my stimulus money back for some reason? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Figure it’ll take more time and effort to find out why than to just pay it so I guess I’ll do that. Seems pretty dumb though after finding out they gave half of it to African and Russian gangsters, but little ol me they want that money back. Good thing I’ll just cheat them back out of it in April.
 
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Blue63Madison

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A lot changes after 40 — most of it health-related and unavoidable. Your testosterone level, your thyroid, your prostate, every day aches and pains, fatigue, etc. Be prepared for it, because, believe me, there’s a reason Father Time is still undefeated.

I just turned 58 a couple weeks ago and that doesn’t seem possible. In my mind, I’m still 28 — the way I think, the way I talk, my hobbies, goals, motivation etc., nothing has changed. But man, your body is going to start reminding you real soon. I’m still one of those “age is just a number” people, but reality can be a *****.

The way you treat your body between 40 and 50, is a huge key to life after 50. And how you mentally handle the physical roller coaster ride, is a big key also. Hang in there, young pups.
 
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BernieSadori

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I turned 40 and didn't change ****. Dance with the girl that brought you here and all, right?

Not proud of this, I pushed BKH as fast as I possibly could through the purple lot before a game. Talking dead sprint. Luckily, I'm not that fast and I didn't tump him over.

Not sure what Krazy is talking about but I have a feeling a certain poster we know, "likes this."
 
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august-west

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krazykats said:
Oh? You are pretending I’m the only man here that goes through this?

I can not believe I am the only person married to a female that does this.
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I’m fairly certain we all have wives/gf’s that enjoy spending “our” money. At this point if the mailman/ups/fedex guy doesn’t leave at least one package on the front stoop each day they leave a get well soon card in the mailbox.
 
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SAECATFAN

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Wife's best friend since pre-school jumped from a parking garage in Charleston yesterday afternoon so ****'s been pretty real here for the last 24 hours.

Picked up some trusty Old Fo if I can get her to bed at a reasonable hour this evening.

Keep her and her departed friend in your prayers. She was truly awesome. Life sure can suck.
 
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BBdK

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wcc31 said:
BKH bigtimed BBdK’s cockyass so for that and his impressive college basketball knowledge, he’ll always be a HOFer to me.
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He didn’t big time ****. That was Randall…big timed Jerry & I at Neyland. Lmaooo.


BKH used his handicap to shamelessly boss me around as his servant all day - being the sweet man that I am, I reluctantly obliged.
 
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