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CastleRubric

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Hank Camacho said:
If you want to give a mamacita the business, I suppose.

Wyvern, did you ever get a monkey?
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that monkey ******** was serious man
when my lovely bride gets on a kick about something she just - she gets a little unreasonably focused on that One Thing

and i ain’t ashamed to tell you and all our friends up in here that i’m scared and unnerved all TO HELL and back by those little bastards

it was close - and she was being disturbingly motherly about the little ****-tosser

i swear to you and anyone that’s listening - if i come home to a tiny *** monkey humping around in a damn diaper i will absolutely lose my **** -


so no — no monkeys

but i’m nervously watching the “empty nest” date that could arrive as soon as a year fm now - cause I KNOW she’s going to want to replace our daughters with stray cats or feral monkeys or some freakin nonsense -
 
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Judge sentencing Gaudio, "Why are we here? If I could give less punishment I could." Louisville drops their heads in shame like Phillip Seymour Hoffman at the end of Scent of a Woman..Fade out as crowd cheers.
 
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Kooky Kats said:
Wyvern inhaling the fumes of overturned, burning portapotties and pyres of coal miner feces explains a lot.
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THAT almost sounds like an album cover when you put it that way -

yeah - it was the damn wasps that i couldn’t deal with

“This one needs 2 Shots of Mighty-Blue, son!!”

cool thing was driving down to dolonaga georgia to get the parts to ASSEMBLE the various porta pots - i got a day off of middle school for that trip





actually - that drive sucked too ....and it was weird assembling 10-12 large Tardis Styled Porto-Pots to have lined up in your driveway like silent guardians....

you could make mazes with them before they got “used”

women wore out the inventory worse than coal miners though - holy God

after that i worked at a shoneys but got fired after maybe 6 months ....

still, nice step up from constantly dealing with human excrement and the containers we put it in
 
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PTI (pti) said:
Bungee jumping in Gatlinburg. You will NEVER convince me that’s safe.
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i took my oldest to see PF/Gburg - just as a saturday experience this last winter -

oh hell - it was worse than i remembered
it was like an off weekday/no holiday in sight — and the place was as crowded as first-of-the-month-wal mart-day

like shoulder to shoulder in the funnel cake littered streets - air brushed **** all over the damn place — 67 go kart emporiums within 2 blocks and God knows how many Vol fans


it’s a surreal and unnerving place
i learned to ski there though - that was cool
 
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going to catch a middlesboro football game tonight against our friends from williamsburg - taking a buddy of mine that had some siblings play for U.K. (Clinton Williams - his brother Brian played for jerry claiborne and his younger half brother played for calapari - julius)

we have new renters behind my moms home - we let the place to students at LMU but this guy is ukrainian and is an avid shooter as well - so i’m about to grab a couple of cold 🥶 ones and meet him out there with my CZ and drop a little Ruskie in the mix -

i feel a happy spontaneous Russian moment brewing in the back yard already - !!

blue gatorade sucks

pasta should always be al dente

were sending my nephew off to alaska this weekend and tried to come up with alaskan themed. “stuff” for the party. - that’s not easy

i learned that Curt Shilling and Jewel we’re both Alaskan though
 
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I recently visited a town that still had a Shoney's. That town was about like you would imagine a town with a Shoney's was like.

I really don't have the words to describe next Saturday at 12pm...or whatever time it is. We need this, we deserve this. If Will Levis comes out there throwing darts to more than a few playmakers....I don't have the words, but I'm foaming at the mouth to beat Kirby Smart. I'm pretty confident we're winning one of LSU/FL/GA. Probably lose one of Mizz/SC/MS. Can't lose TN.
 
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ok - so quick update

the russian (ukrainian) dude with his russian wife and son had three friends over and we’re shooting these brand new designer looking shotguns

so i walked out and offered the cold yingling - and quickly noticed that his three friends were all russian speaking as well - and definitely not students

so i’ve probably got the highest concentration of russian speaking ppl in all of east tennessee now -


surely they’re not ...nahhhh - never mind

anyway - i think i’ll see if they’re into dungeons and dragons next time - that should be good with vodka
 
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roguemocha said:
I figured working at a shoneys was the equivalent of “dealing with human excrement, not a step up necessarily.
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there were three very hot young women there at the time. - and i didn’t have to use “mighty blue” or watch for wasps -

so - it was a solid career move at the time

i broke every damn plastic letter they had for the marquee sign trying to get those announcements up though - wound up using sharpees to make Fs look like Es and whatnot

...showed up late more than a few times there at the end though and Big Boy Sr Mgmt didn’t play that game


But yeah - there was some occasional excrement
 
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80 Proof said:
I thought everyone knew Jewel was Alaskan. Her dad is on the show Alaska The Last Frontier.
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speaking of portable toilets -

you’re still the only person who sent me into a Blue John with a smoldering spicy spliff of doobage

amazing what can get done in five minutes even with a line outside


allegedly
 
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Pac-Man just got on and couldn’t remember the word “honeymoon” as he tried to **** talk with an enormous dip in his lip. 😂😂😂

RnR is my FAVORITE.
 
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'Bourbon and Bowties' last night.

*Pretty cool event with a ton of absolute smoke. My word. The wife got trashed. She was concentrating on walking straight by the end of the night. Good for her. Me, I went another route. I tried my 1st gummy and enjoyed it thoroughly. **** eating grin all night and no hangover. Will do again.

Good to see some GYERO lurkers and others in that crew.

*Neighborhood barber is a huge UL fan and easy to get upset when mentioning his beloved Cortnals. I casually asked him if he's spoken to Mack and starts yelling "All yall ******* U OF K(his words) fans."

*Brisket tonight. Been salting in the Romanians fridge for 48 hours.

*Big neighborhood concert tomorrow.
 
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BernieSadori said:
*Neighborhood barber is a huge UL fan and easy to get upset when mentioning his beloved Cortnals. I casually asked him if he's spoken to Mack and starts yelling "All yall ****ing U OF K(his words) fans."
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Yeah, he’s definitely eaten up with it.

As an aside, he was my barber for about 3 years or so. Started his shop in the strip mall where Lime & Salt is. Trouble was, you never knew when the SOB would open. 9, 10, 11:30 - never knew. Moved over to NC but didn’t change his ‘habits’. Think his Mom is his banker.

One thing for sure, he loves him some Karem’s. . Nothing wrong with that just a casual observation.
 
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A casual observation, but there are a **** ton of people who are in powerful positions who are fu@king stupid.
I don't know anybody that I run around with that hasn't laughed at how Mack handled this. And not everybody I run around with is exactly a brain surgeon. Same goes for multiple politicians. We are letting our retards run the place.
 
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parrott said:
Yeah, he’s definitely eaten up with it.

As an aside, he was my barber for about 3 years or so. Started his shop in the strip mall where Lime & Salt is. Trouble was, you never knew when the SOB would open. 9, 10, 11:30 - never knew. Moved over to NC but didn’t change his ‘habits’. Think his Mom is his banker.

One thing for sure, he loves him some Karem’s. . Nothing wrong with that just a casual observation.
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Hasn't changed. I've gotten my haircut interrupted by him cussing out people on the phone. Not cool with him holding scissors inches from my head.
 
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80 Proof said:
Not sure who that is, but her dad is Atz Kilcher.
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wcc31 said:
I used to be out taking shots, running game at babes on Friday nights. Now, I’m sitting in a chair sipping bourbon grinning reading a Louisville message board thread, killing time until @WynnDuffy acquires a thick enough buzz to drop his Friday night randos.
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But you’re also a proud pappa now too as i recall and that’s like gold in your pockets and goodness in your soul - and occasionally more exposure to excrement
 
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- There is nothing more tiring than a 100 degree scramble golf 6 hour round with lots of alcohol. It’s a special kind of exhausting.

- My oldest quit soccer this week to focus on football. Bittersweet since he’s played since he was 5, but he wanted to do what makes him happy. And football camaraderie is unique, especially HS Football. Friday Night Lights atkot. It helps that he has a cannon of a leg. Go Sam!

- Smoke/fire season is back. That sucks. Everything is just so dry here. It hasn’t rained a drop in 6 months. And it barely rained last year. Tahoe area is a disaster.
 
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