Your wife is going to be a widow soon, Wayne, if you don’t straighten your **** posting out.
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isn't it SOP to drape a 20 on one's erect penis when you hear housekeeping coming into the room?
my daughter tried the “little wax bottles with syrup in them” - candy for the first time yesterday
reminded me that there’s ANOTHER abysmal candy concept that never should have seen the light of day — i really get mad at bad candy
and some of the low-rent mouth breathing booger town bad candies aren’t just KINDA bad - they’re an abomination
those orange circus peanuts
french “burnt” peanuts (wtf?)
wax bottles with mystery syrup inside
cow tails???
fking orange “slices “??
you can’t tell me that half that **** wasn’t a CIA experiment or something
i like bit-o-honey though
i’m seriously planning to drive over to the Ale 8 plant in winchester and find SOMEONE to hand a christmas card to with a handsome little tip a rooney —FIR MAKING THE BEST DAMN SOFT DRINK ON THE PLANET AS THEY DO!!
sometimes my raging enthusiasm gets mistaken for unseemly or potentially criminal behavior -
hey - love em til they eyes but out, cuz
i used to assist my dad when he ran his septic tank / porta john truck
that’s right- i was the ASSISTANT to the poop cleaning dude
no tips ever surfaced as i recall
wasps would make damn nests under the TP holders
coal miners would always seem to accidentally tip a porta potty over “ fking just burn it, dad!”
and in harsh winters - they’d sometimes freeze...producing “Uniturd” anomalies that can’t be rationally dealt with
pretty much any job i had after that was a step up
If you want to give a mamacita the business, I suppose.
Wyvern, did you ever get a monkey?
I have the utmost respect for the sanitation crews that stop by my house. That’s a tough job and they seem cool as ****. Playing music, honking at me as I wave, nodding heads, etc.
Good grief, ********. Show some respect. Everyone makes the world go round.
Good grief, ********. Show some respect. Everyone makes the world go round.
Wyvern inhaling the fumes of overturned, burning portapotties and pyres of coal miner feces explains a lot.
Usually a 25-30% tipper. Don’t leave holiday tips/treats but do give surprise beers throughout the year to workers/mailman’s/etc. Hardly ever get told no.
Nothing quite as peaceful as walking the dog around the neighborhood while the kids ride their bikes, watching a beautiful sunset, and catching up with a good buddy and neighbor like @Geese Feeder discussing things like youth soccer, bourbon, Mono, and the evil army worms killing some of our other neighbor's yards. Living in Woodford County is just relaxing like that.
Have a great day GYERO friends.
Have a great day GYERO friends.
Friday 5 Charlie Watts Edition
Sympathy for the Devil
Heartbreaker
Shattered
Gimme Shelter
Time Waits for No One
Sympathy for the Devil
Heartbreaker
Shattered
Gimme Shelter
Time Waits for No One
* HUBER seems to have settled into dad-hood even more comfortably than the rest of you.
* I love to tip, but there are a few head scratchers out there.....
- Subway
- self-serve fro-yo
- dry cleaners
I mean, it's one step short of just standing on a corner begging for change. It's like they just do it and assume a few people will be dumb enough to indulge, so marcus.
* Hurricane heading this way over the weekend. Some prep tips....
- snacks (SNACKS!)
- water
- booze
- generator
- gas
- download a podcast or two
* Breaking news for ole Dog Dad --> the lass and I got engaged last week while on our mountain states road trip. One particular long-time GYERO poster (BBdK) texted me and asked "how's it feel to be engaged?" Welp, we've been running so hard non-stop the past week we've barely had time to sit down and think about it. Some engagement randos....
- pray for her, if you're the type. she'll need it
- very quick Google search revealed "weddings are crazy expensive"
- did the deed while overlooking Green Lake outside Crested Butte, a 10-mile round trip hike with our dog
- before making the ring purchase, I did confirm it was in line with, and possibly even superior to, the same piece on drxman's lassies hand. that was important to me.
- game plan: may(ish). 3-minute ceremony. 3-hour rager afterwards. nola.
* Top 5 Beta Cuck Males:
1> Guy who leaves his shopping cart in a parking spot instead of pushing it back into the corral
2> Guy who shares a facebook account with his wife
3> Guy who places a paper towel on his pizza slice to soak up the extra grease before eating it
4> Guy who wears a designer COVID mask
5> Guy who drinks hard seltzer in the summer because "it's more refreshing"
* Road trip randos....
- 2 days in Santa Fe. That's a very cool city. Very artsy, lots of mountains in a desert setting at 7,000 feet of elevation. Canyon Rd is cool as hell. Also caught Chimayo on the way out of town, including a 400 year-old adobe Spanish Catholic church with (supposed) magical healing dirt.
- 2 days in Crested Butte. Very boughie/expensive city that still retains a bit of mountain charm.
- 4 days in Leadville, including the Leadville 100 Trail Run. We volunteered at the Hope Pass aid station, 12,000 feet. It's a 5-mile hike to get there, and all of the supplies are brought up a week in advance by a pack of llamas. It was a blast.
* <-- hungover af. Had our first "coming out" get together with friends last night. Gotta flash the rock around and show off. Stayed at the brewery way too late last night. She ended up at Wendy's. It was a Taco Bell night for me. Yuck.
* I love to tip, but there are a few head scratchers out there.....
- Subway
- self-serve fro-yo
- dry cleaners
I mean, it's one step short of just standing on a corner begging for change. It's like they just do it and assume a few people will be dumb enough to indulge, so marcus.
* Hurricane heading this way over the weekend. Some prep tips....
- snacks (SNACKS!)
- water
- booze
- generator
- gas
- download a podcast or two
* Breaking news for ole Dog Dad --> the lass and I got engaged last week while on our mountain states road trip. One particular long-time GYERO poster (BBdK) texted me and asked "how's it feel to be engaged?" Welp, we've been running so hard non-stop the past week we've barely had time to sit down and think about it. Some engagement randos....
- pray for her, if you're the type. she'll need it
- very quick Google search revealed "weddings are crazy expensive"
- did the deed while overlooking Green Lake outside Crested Butte, a 10-mile round trip hike with our dog
- before making the ring purchase, I did confirm it was in line with, and possibly even superior to, the same piece on drxman's lassies hand. that was important to me.
- game plan: may(ish). 3-minute ceremony. 3-hour rager afterwards. nola.
* Top 5 Beta Cuck Males:
1> Guy who leaves his shopping cart in a parking spot instead of pushing it back into the corral
2> Guy who shares a facebook account with his wife
3> Guy who places a paper towel on his pizza slice to soak up the extra grease before eating it
4> Guy who wears a designer COVID mask
5> Guy who drinks hard seltzer in the summer because "it's more refreshing"
* Road trip randos....
- 2 days in Santa Fe. That's a very cool city. Very artsy, lots of mountains in a desert setting at 7,000 feet of elevation. Canyon Rd is cool as hell. Also caught Chimayo on the way out of town, including a 400 year-old adobe Spanish Catholic church with (supposed) magical healing dirt.
- 2 days in Crested Butte. Very boughie/expensive city that still retains a bit of mountain charm.
- 4 days in Leadville, including the Leadville 100 Trail Run. We volunteered at the Hope Pass aid station, 12,000 feet. It's a 5-mile hike to get there, and all of the supplies are brought up a week in advance by a pack of llamas. It was a blast.
* <-- hungover af. Had our first "coming out" get together with friends last night. Gotta flash the rock around and show off. Stayed at the brewery way too late last night. She ended up at Wendy's. It was a Taco Bell night for me. Yuck.
STFU, you are the last MFer who needs to be chiming in trying to raise up on a poster. I was trying to half *** like you, but you make it so GD hard. HER TIP WAS ALREADY PAID BY THE RESORT WHO COMPED OUR MEAL. Can you not read you stupid dipshit? She actually got a 40% tip. $160 total. Now run along and hop on the ***** mobile and Scoot Scoot on down to the gym and get pumped by your "buddy". Or go out very far away from civilization on your new boat, capsize the MFer and sink to the bottom Giligan. Please.......
Did you really ask why business comp FAMOUS people ? Oh, I do not know, maybe to have them frequent their establishment so people will see them? Definitely a better proposition than comping a stinky homeless man out front of the business who has three days of the running ***** caked on him and hasn't showered in a week. You can't be that dumb, but then again maybe you can be it would not surprise me.
P.S. - LOL, anybody who purchases a GD boat before a HOME (or car) should probably sit out any adult, financial discussions, they are too stupid to partake in them and will not be taken seriously.
P.S.S. - Also, try taking your "buddies" root out of your cockholster, it would for sure help with your breathing issue.
I grew up in Lexington, but then lived in Woodford County for 30 years before moving to South Georgia in 2014. WoCo is the absolute best. We’ll be moving back there at some point.
catsfanbgky just isn’t very good at GYERO.
You left a few out :
6. Queefs who ride Scooters and buys a boat before a home.
7. Murses (ginger ones especially)
8. GAFS who lack self awareness but call other people out for the same thing, only the person is not near as bad as the GAF calling you out.
9. Grown *** men who post about their life (80% being fake) on a message board trying way too hard to impress.
10. Guy who shacks up with four other hard ankles and splits rent on a house he can't afford by himself and tries to sell his situation as a baller lifestyle.
11. Guys who who brag nonstop and acts like he has got it like that, all the while they use their parents / "buddies" accounts for internet access to media / program platforms.
12. Boys who are in the customer service industry and have the nerve to **** on their source of income for asking questions about what his "profession" is built on.
13. Guys who post constantly about road trips to go running and other ****** topics nobody GAF about, but then has the audacity to say someone else is not very good at something they totally suck at.
I fell asleep reading PTI’s post. Did he get engaged? Do you congratulate people who do that after age 40?
catsfanbgky just isn't very good at GYERO.
Should I keep the new avatar or nah?
If you don't, you are a huge 80Puss.
Congrats PTI! Over/under on # of months till pregnancy announcement is 7.5.
-One of my best buds finally got charged with two counts of manslaughter a year later after a parasailing accident. WORST case scenario. Squall pops up, snaps the tow line so the chute flies away with a couple harnessed in and of course the literal worst thing that could happen after that is the tow line that snapped flies back toward the boat and wraps itself in the prop. So instead of being able to cruise over and grab the fliers out of the water like has happened a million times, the boat is dead in the water.
Couple proceeds to be dragged through the water for 7-9 minutes until the chute finally deflates. All the other 11 boats were back at the dock because of said squall so help was ten minutes out.
One DOA and the other died after being airlifted to the mainland. The other passengers had to watch them do CPR for 15 minutes until the coasties got there.
Hate it for all involved. He’s such a good dude, should’ve probably not flown that last couple obviously. He’s never going to be able to captain and will likely spend 3+ years in a Miami prison.
-I feel like my supplement cabinet is what some of your bourbon collections look like, so I guess I shouldn’t judge.
-Taking the boat out today for the first time. Just a quick spin as it’s super windy out.
Help naming her? Sorry Seaphilis, Herpseas, Gonnorreelin’ and High Five (spelled HIV, of course) are already taken.
-Cleared for work by MD so I’m not a walking super spreader anymore. ALL the labs drawn for the second time this week. Asked them to do my Test levels just in case…
Is going to the gym directly after giving up blood a good idea? We’ll find out.
Couple proceeds to be dragged through the water for 7-9 minutes until the chute finally deflates. All the other 11 boats were back at the dock because of said squall so help was ten minutes out.
One DOA and the other died after being airlifted to the mainland. The other passengers had to watch them do CPR for 15 minutes until the coasties got there.
Hate it for all involved. He’s such a good dude, should’ve probably not flown that last couple obviously. He’s never going to be able to captain and will likely spend 3+ years in a Miami prison.
-I feel like my supplement cabinet is what some of your bourbon collections look like, so I guess I shouldn’t judge.
-Taking the boat out today for the first time. Just a quick spin as it’s super windy out.
Help naming her? Sorry Seaphilis, Herpseas, Gonnorreelin’ and High Five (spelled HIV, of course) are already taken.
-Cleared for work by MD so I’m not a walking super spreader anymore. ALL the labs drawn for the second time this week. Asked them to do my Test levels just in case…
Is going to the gym directly after giving up blood a good idea? We’ll find out.
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Awful.-One of my best buds finally got charged with two counts of manslaughter a year later after a parasailing accident. WORST case scenario. Squall pops up, snaps the tow line so the chute flies away with a couple harnessed in and of course the literal worst thing that could happen after that is the tow line that snapped flies back toward the boat and wraps itself in the prop. So instead of being able to cruise over and grab the fliers out of the water like has happened a million times, they’re dead in the water.
Couple proceeds to be dragged through the water for 7-9 minutes until the chute finally deflates. All the other 11 boats were back at the dock because of said squall so help was ten minutes out.
One DOA and the other died after being airlifted to the mainland. The other passengers had to watch them do CPR for 15 minutes until the coasties got there.
Hate it for all involved. He’s such a good dude, should’ve probably not flown that last couple obviously. He’s never going to be able to captain and will likely spend 3+ years in a Miami prison.
-I feel like my supplement cabinet is what some of your bourbon collections look like, so I guess I shouldn’t judge.
-Taking the boat out today for the first time. Just a quick spin as it’s super windy out.
Help naming her? Sorry Seaphilis, Herpseas, Gonnorreelin’ and High Five (spelled HIV, of course) are already taken.
-Cleared for work by MD so I’m not a walking super spreader anymore. ALL the labs drawn for the second time this week. Asked them to do my Test levels just in case…
Is going to the gym directly after giving up blood a good idea? We’ll find out.
Would it have been possible for the couple to get out of the harness on their own?
-get that depressing **** outta here. This place is for fun and giving each other ****.
Yes, it’s just two carabiner clips and they’d been free. But I’m sure they were panicking and swallowing water being drug at 20+mph in even just 3-4 swells.
I mean, I’ve parasailed a few times and the only thing I know that’s happened 1,000,000 times is the customer made it back to the damn boat!
I feel bad for the accident, but Christ almighty when you are responsible for other peoples lives, well you better be extra cautious.
Maybe I’m just not getting it, but was stopping the boat not an option?
I feel bad for the accident, but Christ almighty when you are responsible for other peoples lives, well you better be extra cautious.
Maybe I’m just not getting it, but was stopping the boat not an option?
-The boat did stop because the prop was wrapped in the towline that attaches the chute to the boat which had snapped. The people were carried away by the wind gusts as they were still attached to the chute. Perfect storm of mistakes, mishaps and bad luck.
-No, towlines snap. It happens. Rope gets old and weak or big wind gust, etc. But usually you just drive the boat over to them, mate jumps in the water and releases the two carabiners. No big deal. Every captain and mate has had it happen if you’ve been flying long enough.
-No, towlines snap. It happens. Rope gets old and weak or big wind gust, etc. But usually you just drive the boat over to them, mate jumps in the water and releases the two carabiners. No big deal. Every captain and mate has had it happen if you’ve been flying long enough.
UL suspending Mack over the Dino issue should pretty much tell you how they really feel about that guy down on Floyd St.
What a weirdo.
What a weirdo.
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