GYERO ARCHIVE
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Just seeing if you can back up your claim of getting any type of lumber
-Well, you can’t ever DDT someone in actual wrestling, you can suplex in freestyle though and it usually results in an auto pin. Can’t Greco Roman, which as @anthonys735 said sucks. All upper body no legs or complex takedowns. Boring. In high school and collegiate wrestling you can’t suplex.
-Full day charter with 16 bros from New Jersey on two boats. Cool guys and tipped very well as they should’ve since they were 3 hours f*****g late and I could’ve stayed at the gym longer and run errands but whatever. Me and the other captain almost called it and said eff these guys but glad we stayed.
They were late 20s guys and bad at communicating. All good. Great day and I got to take the dog to work with me.
He’s whipped now and will fall asleep as soon as he eats after we get home. I have the next 4 days off. Woooooooo.
-Left my hat at ol girls house and found it outside my house this morning cut to pieces and “F**K YOU!” written on it. Guess she fessed up and he dropped it off. Glad I wasn’t there and was at the gym.
Can’t imagine how he would’ve felt walking up to see my man bun, sweatpants and cut off T-shirt with guns tanned and blazing vascularity. I mean, seeing that would’ve pissed me off more if I was him. Oh well
. Good to know he is aware of where I live. No hollow points to the dome yet though catsfagbgky, sorry. I have them too just FYI. FNX .45 Tactical, please come in the house.-If I can stay awake plan on watching the golf medal game.
-Pretz is right. Jameslee you’re a huge lefty which is fine but calling westboro “conservatives” isn’t even stretching the truth it’s making up lies. Everyone on every side thinks those guys are absolute nutjobs.
Wow. Thanks for clearing that up. I too thought it was allowed to do WWF wrestling finishing moves from the 80s in actual wrestling. Is the figure 4 leg lock prohibited as well? What about the camel clutch? Good thing you're around. Don't know where this thread would be without you.
Gotta hand it to him, rogue’s impersonation of catsfan is getting better with each post...
This is the way.
Those turds told my class we were the ones who would finally get a new building that wasn’t full of asbestos and homeless man pee in the library and interloper **** on the keyboards in the classrooms. They lied. We were dumb for believing them. Oh well. I went for the basketball tickets, not the building.
Every building at UK is absolutely riddled with asbestos. It’s unreal.
I helped “donate” a fire alarm in the middle of finals my 3D year by burning a copy of the tax code on the big air intakes on the ground outside.
This is the way.
Veteran move is volunteering to go get the take-out and leaving right after you order it which gives you time to suck down 1-2 beers while waiting. This is as good as it gets for me these days. Guys in here getting blowjobs on boats, taking vacations, playing golf every Friday and I’m happy with 10 free minutes for a beer.
3.5 miles to go in the women’s marathon and America Molly Seidel is still hanging with the lead pack of 4 runners. Pretty amazing.
(USA Network)
(USA Network)
They arrested the guy today who hit her and sped off.Holy ****... I just looked up the actress that played Bonnie in Cocktail. She was killed this summer after being hit by a... motorized scooter.
The better conversation would be Rob's soon-to-be sister-in-law.
8-4. We'll be pissed when we blow a road game at South Carolina or Mississippi State.
Friday Five
Universal Sound - Tyler Childers
Dreamer Deceiver - Judas Priest
FM - Steely Dan
Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
Emmylou Harris - Red Dirt Girl
ZZ Top (R.I.P. Dusty) Five
Tush
Thug (Billy sings it but Dusty's bass playing is the star)
Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers
I Got the Six
Just Got Paid
That is the most difficult event imo. Keeping up with a Kenyan in a marathon? Instant cardiac arrest.
Anyone else pregaming for this gold medal basketball game? What’s the scouting report on the French? What are the KEYS TO VICTORY for the Ca-ERRR- I mean the Americans?
Don't be a ***** that gets outplayed by Evan Fournier.
PTI(pti) entering the 2024 speed walking competition or nah?
Those people do a 50k in a 7-something pace, which is a solid 1 minute per mile faster than I can run.
going for gold medal 
on golf channel.Louis CK's latest "Sincerely" is fantastic.
I suppose you could call it pregaming if you want.
Throughout the ‘90s, Tony Gwynn hit .312 with two strikes.
- Can you imagine how many times those of us who went to school in the late 90’s/early oughts would have been canceled? I cringe at the thought. I fully realize you older guys did it bigger and better than us, so save me the spiel, but my generation (borderline X to Millenial) are the only ones who witnessed the whole deal first hand while coming of age: no internet, to dial up prodigy, to T4 connections and Napster, to the downfall of society. Wow. I missed the first camera phones by one year. Thank the Lord.
- The parish next door to my house (where we don’t send my kids because they would be Latin Mass worshipers if they could) is having their parish festival this weekend. Will take my kids tomorrow for the kids’ night, but tonight is the “adult only” “music festival.” If you wanted to hear some wine soaked stay-at-home-mom tell you how Jesus reinvigorated her marriage, PM me now, and I’ll send you a google maps pin.
- These Amazon trucks are the spawn of a rotten satanic c**t. They just stop in the middle of the street, irrespective of oncoming traffic, or anything else, really. I may give Sajid a piece of my mind this weekend.
- How about Moose with three doubles in his first game back in three months. Good to see the old guys doing okay. And Miley is an absolute wizard. Love watching him pitch more than anyone since Cueto.
- So, mask fetishism is a real thing. You all heard about this? Guys who get off while watching women going about their business wearing masks. A local coffee shop had an issue today with a guy jerking off under the table while he observed the baristas. Usually their deal is Halloween, but it’s been Halloween for these guys for the past eighteen months. Weird deal.
- I found a stone skipping competition in Minnesota in October. Might head up there. Get on the tour circuit. My record is 38 skips. But I’m sure I could do better with actual competition.
- Met with this random small business owner this morning about a potential sexual harassment claim he is worried about. Bleach blonde tips, fat dude, in a tight graphic tee. He (admittedly) asked a subordinate female to blow him while they were smoking a cig behind a dumpster at a BW3’s after imbibing too much at an office happy hour. He has no insurance for this sort of thing. He was looking for reassurance that “he’s okay,” but I was like, no man, you’re f**ked. Oh, and you also don’t have any cash? All right, good luck, broseph. Hope it all works out.
- Chris Rodriguez is going to dumptruck some ******** this fall. Can’t wait. August sucks. Just get me through this satan’s-grundle of a month and to that first Gameday Saturday morning, and everything is copasetic.
- Are you smoking OxyContin in my motor coach?
- The parish next door to my house (where we don’t send my kids because they would be Latin Mass worshipers if they could) is having their parish festival this weekend. Will take my kids tomorrow for the kids’ night, but tonight is the “adult only” “music festival.” If you wanted to hear some wine soaked stay-at-home-mom tell you how Jesus reinvigorated her marriage, PM me now, and I’ll send you a google maps pin.
- These Amazon trucks are the spawn of a rotten satanic c**t. They just stop in the middle of the street, irrespective of oncoming traffic, or anything else, really. I may give Sajid a piece of my mind this weekend.
- How about Moose with three doubles in his first game back in three months. Good to see the old guys doing okay. And Miley is an absolute wizard. Love watching him pitch more than anyone since Cueto.
- So, mask fetishism is a real thing. You all heard about this? Guys who get off while watching women going about their business wearing masks. A local coffee shop had an issue today with a guy jerking off under the table while he observed the baristas. Usually their deal is Halloween, but it’s been Halloween for these guys for the past eighteen months. Weird deal.
- I found a stone skipping competition in Minnesota in October. Might head up there. Get on the tour circuit. My record is 38 skips. But I’m sure I could do better with actual competition.
- Met with this random small business owner this morning about a potential sexual harassment claim he is worried about. Bleach blonde tips, fat dude, in a tight graphic tee. He (admittedly) asked a subordinate female to blow him while they were smoking a cig behind a dumpster at a BW3’s after imbibing too much at an office happy hour. He has no insurance for this sort of thing. He was looking for reassurance that “he’s okay,” but I was like, no man, you’re f**ked. Oh, and you also don’t have any cash? All right, good luck, broseph. Hope it all works out.
- Chris Rodriguez is going to dumptruck some ******** this fall. Can’t wait. August sucks. Just get me through this satan’s-grundle of a month and to that first Gameday Saturday morning, and everything is copasetic.
- Are you smoking OxyContin in my motor coach?
I of course googled her. She is hot as balls. Also a loser ~25 year old who was clearly looking to set this guy up. She really did well by asking him for a promotion, which he denied via email, the afternoon before the evening in question.
Seems to be just a simple misunderstanding.
Ole boy is touched
Ole boy is touched
This is why you don’t hire women, imho.
- I guess I should have known this already but damn these track relays are really the greatest summer Olympics events.
- Hit up my cousin’s son’s birthday party tonight- they live next door to my parents in the country. Great place to grow up and now that I’m a dad I consider that life a lot but damn it’s out there and pretty much puts a dagger in any semblance of yuppie social life. I could still drink with my cousin, dad, uncle and neighbors and enjoy it. Wife loves my cousin’s wife. I don’t know. Maybe that would be a good call.
- By the way - piss on these dumbass millennials who think Vince Carter was better than T-Mac. Wasn’t even close.
- U-S-A baby. LFG
- Hit up my cousin’s son’s birthday party tonight- they live next door to my parents in the country. Great place to grow up and now that I’m a dad I consider that life a lot but damn it’s out there and pretty much puts a dagger in any semblance of yuppie social life. I could still drink with my cousin, dad, uncle and neighbors and enjoy it. Wife loves my cousin’s wife. I don’t know. Maybe that would be a good call.
- By the way - piss on these dumbass millennials who think Vince Carter was better than T-Mac. Wasn’t even close.
- U-S-A baby. LFG
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