GYERO ARCHIVE

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august-west

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Oh did YOU go to the World Series? Because I was in right field for game 3. Don’t lump me in with you bro.

No, I didn’t go to any of the WS games. I did, however, have the cops show up at my house after game 7 because I was being a complete drunken idiot, wrapped up in a “W” flag, roaming up and down the street, while being quite obnoxious with the other Cubs fan on the other block. Told the officer what was going on and he basically told me to keep it inside and to not have him come back.
 
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roguemocha

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The Reds already ate all the dicks. There are no dicks left to eat. They literally swallowed them all.
 

roguemocha

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In other news, since this is what PTI told me to do and stay in my lane, I’ve been waxing this smoke show 41 year old all week. She comes down 3-5 times a year and we have cocktails and bang. She has a real life back home, kids, hospital exec making 350K/year, boyfriend who is obviously a loser and ex husband still trying to get money. She gets what she needs and heads back to the real world.

Watch yourself boys. There’s guys like me that take your women for a week and send them home to you. Meanwhile you think your drinking beer on the couch and winning. Your girl is getting waxed by the cabana boy. :tips hat:
 

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Apologies Thomas. Obviously the real Cubs fans know who they are.

The WGN fans are the ones who start **** talking other teams when the Cubs weren't even brought up in conversation.
Apologies. I just F*******G hate the Reds. Their fans all wear white shoes, cargo shorts, jerseys and ****** hats. It’s not my fault. They do this to themselves.
 
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If anybody got the J&J jab keep your head on a swivel. I know two people who got it. Both had a break through case. One is my girl. Just two days of a cough and being tired. She had no fever, body aches or any other symptoms.

Any stupid mouth breather not getting the vaccine really is just ignorant. With the exception of the immune compromised. You’re free to be stupid but make no mistake you’re f’n stupid and selfish.
 

jwheat

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Nothing wrong with a nice any year old in my book. Have you seen some of these older women walking around These days? Amazing what injecting large amounts of cash into your skin can do for a person
 

KingLlama

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- Walked out the door this morning, felt that crispness in the air for the first time in forever, immediately thought of Richie and how pumped he gets on this day each year. Sure enough, I just saw his tweet about K flags and headed down I-64. Like clockwork.

- I can't tell you how many times I've heard the CDC talking about this virus and thought to myself, "Okay, that's great and all, but I wish you guys would get back to your main job....establishing eviction moratoriums."

- This is the time each year when I actually notice the MLB standings (save for my INDIANS) for the first time. The Giants really are doing it with a bunch of olds, huh? That's impressive.

- I know nobody cares about medal countsucka, but overall medals won is the right gauge, rather than just golds, IMO.

- Never missed an episode of "This Week in Baseball" or "Inside the NFL" as a kid. Or "The Baseball Bunch", for that matter. Could really identify with that chubby blond kid.

- How much do you tip your barber/stylist/etc.?
 

anthonys735

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-If his girl is going on 5 trips per year, alone, to KW then it's kinda on him, tbh. I'm all for alone time but that seems fairly obvious.

-What a race by Sydney. That was awesome. She was focused af and stayed patient. Love the jittery bouncing before the race.

-Been watching wrestling all week. Greco-Roman is dumb and boring af. Get on the mat, losers.

-G made the proclamation and I agree. Jersey Mike's>>Jimmy John's.

-Not sure why it needs to be said but dbags like Geese, Rogue, Huber liking the Cubs is exactly why they're just the worst. PUKE. Lakers, Duke, Cubs. All the same.

-Just a reminder that with any vaccine you can still catch the virus. In most cases it way less severe. So no need to keep your head on a swivel. Go about your life and enjoy.

-Speaking of vax breakthroughs. Junior year of HS the day before we were leaving for spring break my jaw starts hurting. Next day the right side of my face is swollen up like 10x normal. F*cking mumps. So rather than the lake with a bunch of unsuspecting young ladies, I was in bed looking like the elephant man, worried it would spread to my nuts(as the doctor threatened me would happened if I didn't stay in bed). Talk about all time bummers.

-No worries, next year we hit PCB '99 at the Holiday Inn. Talk about a f*cking scene. Walking out on that balcony the first day, thousand on their balconies, dance floor packed at the pool, wet T shirt contest going on, every 18 year old partying their *** off. Shew, that was a "grew up" moment and in no way a safe environment for a high school kid.

-Ruby's tonight. F*ck you, PTI. Treating a few of my dudes to a fat prime steak, NO BLEU CHEESE.

-I think we all witnessed WCC's true personality. Needless and unprovoked attacks. Sad, but the guy needs help.

-DADYERO, is there a legal way to fight a 6 year old? We're almost at that point. F*cker is now taunting, while still not passing the ball, and on the same team on FIFA.
 
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