GYERO ARCHIVE

[BBdK]

Chet is dope, but a LONG way to go to catch #1 in the white athlete power rankings.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

JOEL’s own family can’t even rely on **** he tells them. Stupid *** computer *** turd.

 

[80 Proof]

I spend most of my recruiting focus on the football team, can someone explain what I'm missing with Chet?

His highlights look like he is just putting up numbers on scrawny chumps, and he needs some growth hormones before playing in college. Dude is skinny as a rail.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Imagine time traveling to 2001 and telling Coach K that in 20 years the best player in America is a white kid named Chet ... and that Duke wasn’t even considered by him.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

You think Cal likes Dipshit’s loose lips?

Tommy Chumpsed us, basically.

WTF happened? If that bald, capris pants wearing dispshit can’t land this UNCG gig that was teed up for him on a platter than too bad. Antigua best be coming back regardless and Dipshit Justus can go work out Terrence Clarke in the G League. Good grief, this is a big business not a make a wish foundation for friends of Calipari.

 

[roguemocha]

Yes 5 cents, don’t think it’s ever been to .5 yet.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Investing in Chetcoin as soon as that’s a thing.

 

[BBdK]

Tbh, I'd rank our staff:

Jai

Justus

Barbee
Bruiser

...and think it's complete trash except for Jai, who at least has potential.

 

[_Chase_]

I’ve got nothing for Barbee. As far as I can tell he brings absolutely nothing to the table.

 

[BLUEHILLS]

I spend most of my recruiting focus on the football team, can someone explain what I'm missing with Chet?

His highlights look like he is just putting up numbers on scrawny chumps, and he needs some growth hormones before playing in college. Dude is skinny as a rail.

7 feet
Good handles
Range out to 25 feet
Good court vision/awareness

Labeled a unicorn which to me is < Davis' witch label

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Bruiser gave us our best coaching performance of the season, so I would put him ahead of Barbee.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

I’ve got nothing for Barbee. As far as I can tell he brings absolutely nothing to the table.

He is the architect of our vaunted zone defense, bub.

 

[BLUEHILLS]

80, all while resembling a dark haired Simple Jack

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

Cal is going to fire Joel, you guys.

 

[wcc31]

I spend most of my recruiting focus on the football team, can someone explain what I'm missing with Chet?

His highlights look like he is just putting up numbers on scrawny chumps, and he needs some growth hormones before playing in college. Dude is skinny as a rail.

7-footer with guard skills, amazing feel for the game and great shotblocker. If he didn’t look the way he looks, there would be little doubt. Few will basically play him as a Point-Center.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Exciting news for Adrian and ALL Zags fans across the country.

 

[buckethead1978]

Chet and his Pectus Excavatum can get pumped. I hope someone elbows the hell out of him.

 

[roguemocha]

Only Chet I’m worried about this summer is Chet Hanks and his White Boy Summer.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Chet Hanks is a douchebag. Let's please not do this.

 

[rudd1]

Chet and his Pectus Excavatum can get pumped. I hope someone elbows the hell out of him.

-that **** is no joke. Oldest had her sternum cracked and bar put in her chest to correct it. Think of it as braces for your ribcage.

 

[BLUEHILLS]

According to KSR, we did not really look at him.

Wonder if he didn't meet Justus' analytics?

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

According to KSR, we did not really look at him.

Wow... Your boy White Wayne finally found a coaching decision from Cal that I agree with.

 

[roguemocha]

Chet Hanks is a douchebag. Let's please not do this.

Brrrrrrrrrrup brrrrrrrrrrrrup brrrrrrrrrrrrrup bahyeee

of course he’s a douchebag, that’s the reason he’s getting attention. People love and are highly interested in douchebags and trash, see cable television.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Stupid *** computer *** turd.

that bald, capris pants wearing dispshit

 

[80 Proof]

Chet is a terrible name. The bball player doesn't impress me and the one not aborted by Tom should DIAF.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Dipshit Justus seems appropriate going forward

 

[Geese Feeder]

Love Chet. People hating on him (like chad) because of reverse racism. Sad.

- Got my last flowering cherry tree planted in the yard today. Then I hear it's supposed to freeze 3 nights this week... so that's cool.

- Hesitate to post this but I just wasn't a fan of the recent Down Home Rye. SORRY! I greatly appreciated the opportunity to buy a GYERO six degrees of separation group pick and rooting for all the success for the brand. Anyway, I love the complexity of ryes in general -- but this left me wanting more. Palate reminded me of those 3 & 4 YO Willett Family Estate bottles with that lemon butter mouth feel. And the finish just disappeared, IMO. As a frequent high proofer bourbon degenerate, it has to check certain boxes. I was excited to dip in, esp with a 9 YO BP rye. Just wasn't my jam.

- Don Jockey in Midway delivers every time. Place was hopping Saturday night. Nature is healing.

 

[HUBER]

- Don Jockey in Midway delivers every time. Place was hopping Saturday night. Nature is healing.

It truly is the best "Over $100 For 2 People To Eat" Mexican restaurant in all of Woodford County.

That mole sause is the truth. Never knew that Weller 12 paired so well with a fajita.

 

[buckethead1978]

AD was listed as 6’10” and 220 pounds on rivals in 2011.

Chet is 30 pounds less. Could be a really good pro but I think he won’t fill out fast enough for one year in CBB

 

[anthonys735]

AD was listed as 6’10” and 220 pounds on rivals in 2011.

Chet is 30 pounds less. Could be a really good pro but I think he won’t fill out fast enough for one year in CBB

Differnt game and will be used correctly at Gonzaga. Kid is legit.

 

[VernHatton52]

Chet will be a first or second team AA. He's like a white Durant.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Chet can get pumped.

 

[cole854]

 

[80 Proof]

Davion and Antigua both announcing a return to UK this week would greatly excite me.

 

[tallkat70]

I'd like to imagine Cal is telling Justus to go back to his computer lab and create a new play that will be given the code name "The Annexation of Puerto Rico" but then Joel through computer analysis discovers it really means half Puerto Rican Orlando Antigua is taking his job from him and we all have a big laugh about it.

 

[BLUEHILLS]

Not bad....

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Zero ups

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

I generally like Mintz, want him back, and think he was the only guy on last year's team with any balls, but I think the cutesy teaser "what's-he-gonna-do" stuff should probably happen during off-seasons following a tournament appearance. Yes, I know this is 100% saltiness.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

There is a HUGE difference in how I feel about the average white guy who plays for us versus the average white guy who plays for our opponents. Like, huge.

 

[Geese Feeder]

Could you imagine how poor Chet would immediately become at the euro step if he had ever set foot on campus here? We have to be the worst technical teachers of this in the country -- he'd regress 100%. Good for him.

Watching those clips, it's almost unfair with his length and skill level how he just steps over everyone and finishes it at the rim. Slow motion or not, you can't really simulate that.