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KingLlama

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Ran into that Vegas scenario last night. GRANTED, our situation is a bit different, seeing as how I'm a fat boring tee-totaling failed comedian who will be with his wife, two kids AND in-laws, but still....getting excited about room rates w/o reading the fine print made for a frustrating task when booking our room for this summer's vacation.

Went with the Mirage, for those of you taking notes.
 

BernieSadori

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Cocoa Beach...any recs? 1st time.

4 day stint coming up that was supposed to include a rocket launch, which was canceled.
 

BBdK

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If you have 'status' with any other Card, Hotel, Airline -- definitely worth looking into Caesars/MLife and their status matching programs. Diamond Equivalent and above = No Resort Fees, which is immensely satisfying, in addition to the almost-always free room.

Mirage is the best central location on the strip imo, enjoy.

-C Murder's Life or Death has to be on there. Remove Silkk's wack ***, although he had a few jams. Ice Cream Man as well.



 
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BernieSadori

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If you can't get your *** in shape and leaned out a bit just as you're coming out of a marriage/relationship, then you're completely lost. In fact, once you see someone who's committed getting unusually fit, you can pretty well bank on the Big D coming to town, and I don't mean Dallas. #markchesnutt

TMFS

Buddy of mine went from decent shape to ripped after his wife passed.
 
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Never been to Cocoa Beach, but our old fraternity chef did a stint down there as a military cook. He had great stories and slept in his truck bed (he did have a topper) for quite a while. I think you'll love it, Bern.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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  • Depression melts fat. Poor Stoops.
  • Breakfast Club is awful (whaaaa, I’m a teenager with problems... whaaa) eff you
  • First dose of the Moderna juice neatly injected by Joan in the left arm. Government process is hilarious at vax place.
  • Going to omit a garish LED detail to my bar. Less is more.
  • Need to eat or drink something or this Moderna juice may kill me.
  • Pulling for Baylor.
 
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catsfanbgky

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That weight lifting dude Lotsa Takashitty I guarantee damn T you has sharted or just plain ole **** himself several times trying to snatch all that weight up.
 

_Chase_

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In fact, once you see someone who's committed getting unusually fit, you can pretty well bank on the Big D coming to town

Generally agree, especially if it's only one person in the couple doing it. And if it doesn't happen, you can take it to the bank that there will soon be a JohnJane Henpeck joint FB account coming soon.
 

Hank Camacho

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If you’re over 40, divorced, and have a very public salary over $4million, you gonna get some *** regardless of how fit/fat.

Il Popo, ladies and gentlemen!

* I put a lot of pride in my front lawn but my attempts at seeding and fertilizing have been less than spectacular. I have a small lot and will never, ever give up doing the mowing, etc myself.

Any GYERO recs on hiring a professional to take care of seeding / fertilizing a small front yard?

* As terrible as Zoom court is, Zoom mediations are even worse. Faaaar too often the new paramour manages to be just off camera pissing in the participant's ear -- which is VERY helpful to a mediated resolution.
 

cawoodsct

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Does anyone else collect garden and yard gnomes? I love them. This is my favorite one I have in my collection.

 

august-west

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* I put a lot of pride in my front lawn but my attempts at seeding and fertilizing have been less than spectacular. I have a small lot and will never, ever give up doing the mowing, etc myself.

Any GYERO recs on hiring a professional to take care of seeding / fertilizing a small front yard?

I started using TruGreen last fall because I wanted a nice yard and have no idea about yard maintenance, i.e fertilizer, herbicides, etc. My old man has been using them for years and his yard is beautiful. So far I’m very pleased with the results, as are a few of my neighbors that have signed up this spring.

I do, however, do the mowing because I want it to look how I want it to. Bought a roller for the mower and the stripes so far have been a big hit.
 
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BernieSadori

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1st impression of Cocoa Beach.

Aiiight.

The beach itself is nice, but I don't like not having multiple dining options within walking distance. I'd much rather be in Clearwater right now.
 
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Keith Smart has a .354 coaching record in the NBA. Not sure Woodson a is even a coach now. Chaney is a development coach Fife is at Michigan state as and assistant and Lewis has never been a head coach and is at UCLA now
 
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