GYERO ARCHIVE

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cole854

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Should have had all D1 programs get the juice a few weeks ago and the virus would be a non issue. Too much $$ at stake for the dance to go thru disruptions again.
 

TheShowKiller

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Dec 30, 2002
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The NCAA should just cook the books on the tests until they get the teams they want in for ratings.

"Look at that, the 30th alternate Fresno State has a positive test as well...next up, the Kentucky Wildcats. All negative! Congrats guys."

FSU AD "but how, I mean, what about?"

NCAA "thankyoudrivethrough!"
 
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The most perfect end to this year would be us hanging number 9 by earning all of our wins by forfeits from the other teams.
Clearly someone in GYERO needs to get covid, and strategically spread it on the college campuses across the country to eliminate all the other D-1 teams. Feels like a TommyG/KrazyKats collaborative operation, Krazy is good with elaborate schemes and Tommy has a lot of experience spreading things on college campuses. Unfortunately I think they've both already had it.
 
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80 Proof

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Jan 3, 2003
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Sunday afternoon: The small crowd at Bridgestone Arena is painted blue and rocking. It feel like it's triple the size. The Cats starters come out with serious looks on their faces and play with an intensity never before seen. They take a six-point lead into halftime and spirits are high, but hopes are reserved. Cats come out firing in the second half and nail 10 threes on their way to a 15 point victory. Confetti drops, Cal is giving hugs, Mintz is crying. Scratch is doing backflips from the baseline to midcourt where he grabs the mic from Greg Sankey and issues a little nut tap to him as he takes it from his hand. Scratch takes off his head and reveals Jesus Christ with a fat blunt in his mouth and a winning ticket from the nearest sportsbook in a paper mache crown on his head. The fans are in shock, the national news breaks in, the Kentucky legislature convenes an emergency session and passes full legalization of weed and gambling in a unanimous vote.
Legislature cannot convene a special session, only the governor can.
 

80 Proof

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Korver did one thing great and subpar with the rest of his game ???? LOL.

Not even going to factor his shooting / PPG, he was a sniper. No denying.

In college averaged 6 RPG / 3 APG (primary scorer) / 2 steals per game / 90% FT shooter. Those are very solid secondary numbers outside of scoring, plus he had the ball in his hands a bunch. Averaged on 2 TO's per game playing an average of 30 MPG, that is 1 per 15 minutes on the floor. Solid.

Dontaie on the other hand, has played 280 minutes over 21 games. 13.34 minutes per game. He has 17 TO's which works out to 1.28 turnovers every 13 minutes on the floor, and all he does is stand still, and does not run the offense or is a secondary ball handler. No defense, turns it over too much (for what he does), and fouls too much, if Cal did play him more, he couldn't because he can't stay on the floor. He will no doubt in my mind work hard and get better, he has had a few set backs that has hurt his growth, but NOW is not the time for him to be playing big minutes. He just doesn't bring anything else to the table with his SOMETIMES hot 3 point shooting.

Both play for UK
Player 1 : 2FG% - 39% 3FG% - 31% FT% 79% 1 TO per 20.5 minutes, handles the ball a high% per game.

Player 2 : 2FG% - 30% 3FG% -39% FT% 73% 1 TO per 13.34 minutes, stationary jump shooter, handles very little.


Pro tip - Put a box of Samoas in the fridge before eating. Obvious #1 in the GS cookie game.

Solid 2nd - Do- Si- Dos

Most underrated - Lemonades - MFers are like crack.

Most Overrated - Thin Mints. They good, but not all that.

New to the game - Toast - Yays. French toast flavored, meh, will try them, but very, very skeptical.
^Human herpes. Pops up randomly, ruins the mood, and won't go away.
 
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Is getting the vaccine an unfair advantage? I'd be down for a dramatic scandal involving a team jumping the line to vaccinate its players in secret to win a title complete with NCAA sanctions. Seems like something Bruce Pearl would try.
 
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Liking the GYERO vibe today.
A lot of goofiness, strong posters, not a lot of politics, even the political stuff stayed light and joking. And dare I say a little bit of swagger going into the SEC tournament that comes with a clean slate and nothing to lose? Loving the vibes.
 

barbourfor3

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Ware hustles but I’m not sure he could score if he was on the court by himself. Boston really showed up to play, too weak to finish around the rim
 
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