I'm usually turned off by cheesy threads like this, but for some reason this really cracked me up. Very reticent to post this b/c of predictable GYERO...so please read the thread before commenting, and feel free to not comment at all, lurkers and usual suspects.
But, everything is serious and sucks right now, so marcus welby.
**********PLEASE Max/UCL limit your response to 1, not 100. So, think hard.
Some real Gems in here tho if you read through the comments below the Tweet.
Several obvious ones, but still funny: Karl Anthony-Pounds, Kevin Greasy, Chili Cauley-Stein, Patrick Fatterson, Beef Bogans, Anthony Apps, Coach Calories, etc.
A sampling of my favorites:
Melvin Burpin
Marvin Scone
KC Broth-Miller
Goulash Orbzut
Eddie Glutton
:joy:
KC Broth-Miller literally made me choke and was the inspiration for this post
(this is where 73 steals my Tim Miller shtick again)