GYERO ARCHIVE

[cole854]

I’ve always wondered why basketball coaches wear suits anyway.

Probably because he said so and Graves Cox didn't carry sweats.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I think it’d be cool for Cal to coach a game in Umbros and a “Big Johnson” t-shirt to help get that 90s hunger back

 

[buckethead1978]

Resume C

139-40
2 elite eights
2 conference tournament titles
0 outright conference titles
9-4 NCAA

Last five years for Duke

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Why does anyone dress well, really?

 

[wcc31]

I’m glad that while college officials don’t give a **** at all at being accurate with offensive foul calls, they’re sure strict as all get out about calling travels off the pass 30 feet from the basket.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I’m glad that while college officials don’t give a **** at all at being accurate with offensive foul calls, they’re sure strict as all get out about calling travels off the pass 30 feet from the basket.

That's another low key "look at me!" call. They get to point to the spot where the travel happened, roll their arms, and point the other way while strutting down the sideline.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Why does anyone dress well, really?

THANK YOU

 

[Mossip]

It seems the only NBA trend Cal has really embraced is the euro step, and we have like a 25% success rate with it. It's usually a walk, charge, or puts players in awkward positions to throw a hopeless layup at the goal. Much better than constant ball movement and free flowing offense where shooters take open shots, imo.

Hopefully we'll get two John Walls and Derrick Roses out there with an Anthony Davis clone at the 5. Then we can do the ultimate basketball offense. Drive and lob EVERYTHING!!!!

...(I'm not buying a ticket for the ***** bus, but his offensive philosophy really gets my goat)

 

[MaxPowerrr]

In Cal’s defense lob dunks are pretty effing cool.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Somehow MKG - a 6'8 PF - understood how and when to throw lobs better than any guard we've ever had.

 

[UKwizard]

Well MKG was a 1 man fast break that only John Wall was better at.

 

[anthonys735]

Having Anthony Davis on the receiving end certainly didn't hurt.

 

[wcc31]

What exactly is Brooks’ injury?

 

[MaxPowerrr]

There were two types of people in this world. “Big Johnson” people and “Co-Ed Naked” people. It was a simpler time.

 

[rudd1]

Why does anyone dress well, really?

-to distract from the fact that man and all of his pursuits are inherently absurd, duh.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

What exactly is Brooks’ injury?

CTE




edit: oops. my bad. thought we were talking about someone else.

 

[anthonys735]

RE: Allen, if he's lazy or a knucklehead, and there's been chatter of some of that, then call the kid out. Stoops will do that **** in a heartbeat. Did it with Xavier Peters.

 

[cricket3]

I'm expecting Keion to come in, and instead of splitting time with Sarr and Jackson, he'll be pushed into the 3 position with Boston and Clarke taking over the ball handing duties.

 

[Mossip]

There were two types of people in this world. “Big Johnson” people and “Co-Ed Naked” people. It was a simpler time.

Three types. You forgot people that have "No Fear". If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space, brother.

 

[SAECATFAN]

-Masks required and windows open for proper ventilation on the ***** Bus until Dad gets his vaccine. Thx.

-Huber's yesterday for a beautiful 8' Canaan Fir. Finished decorating it last night and Christmas is officially underway in my household. Real or GTFO. Get serious, man.

-I mean I think the program loses a little of its prestige/aura when we start accepting, even predicting non Power 5 losses at Rupp each year like that's what we should live with is all. Seems like we should try to not do that but that's Cal's decision for the program and I think we can say he's responsible for the results. I think that's allowed.

Personally, I would try to murder every team moving November-April. That approach has always seemed to work best for UK and the fanbase but I'm old fashioned.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

* Why does a trip to the ATM take so much longer now?

which language do you prefer?
please enter your pin
is this for checking, savings, money market, or investment services?
would you like a receipt?
what would you like to do? withdraw/deposit/balance inquiry/transfer?
quick cash or withdraw?
how much would you like to withdraw?
please enter your chosen denominations
any other transactions?
please take your money
anything else we can help you with today?
please take your card

[eyeroll]

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Man you stick a card in a magic box and you get cash. What a time to be alive.

Same thing as I drive to a place. I hop on a metal tube and it flies me to another place. What a time to be alive.

I literally carry a device that can access any bit of information i want right then and there in the world. What a time to be alive.

But our effing basketball team can’t run a pretty offense

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

I've never had to quit heroin, but the withdrawals can't be any worse than kicking a bad caffeine habit.



<-- currently miserable

 

[buckethead1978]

Why are you kicking caffeine? Just curious.

I kicked it for the most part. The only caffeine I have is a Phocus water in the morning which has about 75MG. It wasn’t so much about the caffeine but I wanted to kick a terrible Red Bull habit. I haven’t had one since February 1.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

I would consider giving up booze before coffee. And I really like booze.

 

[HUBER]

-Second negative Covid test today. Whoo Hooo

-What a totally sh*ty UK sports weekend. Expected the Florida game, but that loss to the Spiders was straight poop. I blame it on Geese's presence at the game, and I blame it on Anth for taking him.

-The Match with Charles, Phil, Steph, and Peyton on Friday was great. Wish some PGA events were a bit more relaxed and we got to see the BS back and forth banter. Sir Charles, while not excellent, had a much better golf swing than he's had in previous matches. I did laugh multiple times when Phil told him to tee off with a 7 iron after he bombed one out there 300+.

-I have a horrible addiction to ice cold Coke A Cola. An ice cold Coke first thing while popping an Adderall in the morning brings a smile to my face as I go on to tackle the day.

-Is it Bean Boot weather yet?

-Is there a bigger racket than buying your employees clothing like polos and button downs before being embroidered? Oh, so your button down shirt is a non wrinkle, regular fit button down, and you want $60 before embroidery? Why is it I can go to Kohls and get the same shirt on sale for $24? The same dry wick polo shirt you want $45 for, I can get at Kohls on sale for $17? Oh and that jacket you want $120 for before embroidery costs, yep, I can get it at Kohls for $50.

-Im getting a new environment destroying diesel Ram 2500 before the end of the year, but the more I watch videos on Teslas, I think I'm going to have to get one at some point. That new Beta self driving anywhere system (not the interstate stuff that's been out for a while) that should be in effect next year is straight fire. Have one too many at my local Versailles honky tonk, Tesla, drive me home. Had one too many at a UK Football game, Tesla, drive me home. Wife feels like getting frisky while in the car, who am I kidding, that's never gonna happen. Had one too many on the golf course, Tesla, drive me home. Leaving the Snoop Dogg concert, Tesla, drive me home. That's going to be a big sales feature to people who sometimes like to have one too many.

-Bring on the cold temperatures and snow. I'm ready for it to feel like winter.

-Don't forget to support your local Mom and Pop restaurants.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I owned at least 456 Big Johnson T-shirts, which all matched perfectly with whatever Starter-based ensemble, gold chain, and fake diamond earring I had on that day. As much as I believed otherwise, I was unquestionably massive white trash.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Somebody tell Tyler Hero about Big Johnson. He'll make those shirts cool again and slay all the poon.

 

[anthonys735]

Hopefully Merrick has some in the coffers to get them through the winter.

 

[rudd1]

Yep.

 

[80 Proof]

Bossman Out

 

[[email protected]]

Oh FFS.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

Bossman Out

Least surprising news of 2020.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Best of luck in his future endeavors.

 

[Voinovich.]

They supposed to be SEC

 

[Hank Camacho]

He's entering the NFL draft?

 

[legalbeagle123]

Big Johnson GYERO:

A Penetrating Approach

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Bossman gonna end up with a shift supervisor.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Cal - We need to shoot 17-20 3s a game...

insert Nick Young gif here

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Congrats to Bengals defensive captain Kelvin Joseph