GYERO ARCHIVE

[CSC81]

Welcome back to Earth, buddy.

That said, I really do feel like if anyone in GYERO ever somehow gets to play Augusta, it will be krazy.

 

[UK_Dallas]

All the laughs aside, what do you think they could legitimately charge for a round that people would line up to pay for if they(Augusta) were ever so inclined?

I'm thinking $2500.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

They could charge 10 times that and sell out instantaneously.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Serious question: I wonder how many “normal” members Augusta National has. Surely they have a handful that aren’t super rich and famous. Maybe they’re locals who are super talented, or their family has deep roots in the area, or they’re a member of the clergy, or some other unique circumstance.

Be pretty F’ing cool to be a random dude who also happens to be a member there.

A “legacy.”

 

[august-west]

A year ago, at the silent auction for St Mary’s, Keith Murt (I’m pretty sure @UK_Dallas grew up around him, too) paid 100 grand for 4 people to play a round. It can be done.

 

[UK_Dallas]

A year ago, at the silent auction for St Mary’s, Keith Murt (I’m pretty sure @UK_Dallas grew up around him, too) paid 100 grand for 4 people to play a round. It can be done.

No but I've heard of his company.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

If I had a hundred grand laying around, I’d happily pay for a round. And not for me, but to sit back and watch krazykats all white trashin’ around the place.

Comedy gold.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Paulina looking decent today.

 

[_Chase_]

I’m curious what the number would be to purchase Augusta National, or if there is even a number.

They say everything has a price, but that theory’s limits might be tested.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Wonder how much it cost to get inside Paulina?

Probably less than you think.

 

[Mossip]

I'm glad she really dolled up for the event. Athleisure is probably a staple in the Augusta clubhouse.

 

[BBdK]

Coolest athlete on the planet.

 

[anthonys735]

I'm glad she's wearing tights.

 

[CSC81]

.

 

[cole854]

Just saw where a reporter asked Sturgill if he thought about attending the CMAs. He scoffed and referred to it as a "tacky *** glitter and Botox, cake and cock pony show.”

He isn't wrong, but I wonder if the reporter could actually understand what he was saying.

 

[Wrong]

I cannot imagine the amount of cocaine that will be snorted at the victory party.

 

[CSC81]

Something about seeing DJ and Tiger sitting together in Butler Cabin, given their salacious pasts, is just cracking me up. I’m sure the ANGC members love it.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

DIdnt Tommy used to party with some of the same circle as DJ or am I just misremembering that? Feel like there was a cocaine story once upon a time.

 

[BBdK]

A good percentage of this thread has a cocaine story. Never understood why that’s always gotten the attention it has.

 

[Teriecat]

@btodd0224
It is actually my brother. His golf course construction company has done a lot of work there at Augusta Nat. and he was able to get on the list of volunteers for the Masters about 20 years ago. He has volunteered every year since and all volunteers get one free round of golf, as well as some kind of appreciation dinner put on by Augusta National.

I haven’t talked to him about it this year so I don’t know if they are using any volunteers.

 

[wcc31]

I’m pumped. I was rooting for someone to win the Masters- like any of the golfers- and someone actually did win. Nearly shed a tear. All DJ overcame- being naturally gifted, rich, very dumb, having a vapid wife and a coke problem. Stared down that barrel and came out on the other side. Man alive. What a day. Let’s hope someone wins again next year.

 

[BBdK]

Of course Chad hates Paulina. Smh

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Paulina:
Face = 8
Body = 10
Intangibles = Infinite

 

[legalbeagle123]

Jim Nantz would probably self castrate to join Augusta National.

 

[Hank Camacho]

I’m pumped. I was rooting for someone to win the Masters- like any of the golfers- and someone actually did win. Nearly shed a tear. All DJ overcame- being naturally gifted, rich, very dumb, having a vapid wife and a coke problem. Stared down that barrel and came out on the other side. Man alive. What a day. Let’s hope someone wins again next year.

Envy is the currency of the woke.

 

[legalbeagle123]

DJ going with a nontraditional hole location on Paulina tonight.

/docboat

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Jim Nantz would probably self castrate to join Augusta National.

I would sacrifice a single nut (the left one) for it.

 

[ukalum01]

He isn't wrong, but I wonder if the reporter could actually understand what he was saying.

No fan of Bruce is allowed to mention any other singer mumbling.

 

[wcc31]

Of course Chad hates Paulina. Smh

I don’t hate Paulina. I hate golf fans and their stupid ways.

 

[_Chase_]

Hell of a day for my brother in law. Won $400 in a Masters pool and then hit his first hole in one when we went out after. Highly encouraged him to pick up a powerball ticket on his way home.

 

[80 Proof]

Golf definitely isn't for the hipsters.

 

[wcc31]

Or the woke! lol

 

[buckethead1978]

I was cheering for the Korean because I like that his swing starts in slow motion. Also, American GI’s called Koreans bucketheads because of the size of their heads.

Also it would have been awesome for the stuffed shirts at Augusta to have to deal with his dinner next year

 

[80 Proof]

Or the woke! lol

Plenty of woke on golf due to its diversity of cultures.

No hipsters though.

 

[justa]

Kyler Murray. WOW

 

[drxman1]

So Paulina deleted all her pics of DJ off her insta last week, but I guess all is well now.

 

[Ahnan E. Muss]

A good percentage of this thread has a cocaine story. Never understood why that’s always gotten the attention it has.

I'm glad to see that GYERO remembers my cocaine stories.

 

[Jeff Drummond]

She don't lie...

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Also it would have been awesome for the stuffed shirts at Augusta to have to deal with his dinner next year

I like a lot of Korean food, but that Kimchi stuff sucks ***.

 

[anthonys735]

Best bet is to become USCar football coach.

Welp, that was a coincidence. There ya go krazy, just gotta figure out how to get hired by USC, believe Holtz and Spurrier both got memberships out of taking the gig.