GYERO ARCHIVE

[Geese Feeder]

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Don't confuse HOT with GARBAGE.

Gus is a national treasure.

 

[CastleRubric]

HOT TAKE.... Candy Corn is pure trash.

Just like your women

And my perimeter game

 

[CastleRubric]

I’ll guarantee damn tee you that some jack legged member of this thread also likes those nasty assed BRIGHT ASSED “Circus Peanuts “......mmmmmm - scchhlllllop-smack!!

worst candy since my brother tricked me into eating “Copenhagen “ as a tender young (stoopid) child.....

French “burnt peanuts “ - always found just below belt level at the finest has stations in the land _ those are a fking shameful travesty too

Life is too short for bad candy

 

[legalbeagle123]

I like Candy Corn AND Peeps.

 

[pretzel__logic]

I love candy corn right up to the point I've eaten one piece too many and immediately feel like vomiting. I usually go back for more about 10 minutes later once the sugar sweats subside.

The chewy Nerds that have recently released are FIRE. Far superior to the little cartons of sugar beads.

 

[MudererofCrows]

If you give out something like circus peanuts for Halloween you deserve to have bags of flaming dog **** thrown at your house.

 

[KingLlama]

I tell you what else can get out....boiled peanuts.

 

[_Chase_]

Circus Peanuts
Orange Slices
Smarties
Those black and orange wrapped abominations

If you hand out any of those, you're a **** neighbor and a bad person.

 

[KingLlama]

For the record, I wasn't insinuating that I'll be HANDING OUT orange slices....only that they're an underrated treat.

Reese's/Snickers/Skittles/Twix on the menu at the Llama house.

Unless you're over 14 and still trick-or-treating, in which case you get college brochures.

 

[MudererofCrows]

You knock on my door you’re getting handfuls of Reese’s, Milky Way’s, Kit Kat’s and Starbursts.

 

[_Chase_]

You're alright Llama. You're self-aware enough to know that you shouldn't force your orange slice fetish on innocent children.

 

[funKYcat75]

Somewhere along the line of me getting older, Smarties went from delicious to nauseating. Just awful. If the candy can be found in a see-through, very hard to open plastic bag at Cracker Barrel, it needs to go straight to the trash.

 

[ukalum01]

Horehound Candy.

Fun name... terrible candy.

 

[catsfanbgky]

Hot Take - The new chocolate Payday is better than the OP.

My grandmother (God bless her soul) gave out weird **** for HW. Popcorn balls, roll of dimes (like 50 cent worth), and apples.

 

[Ron Mehico]

I’m not sure where you guys shop, but in the year of 2020 where every industry is an oligopoly owned by 2/3 companies, I don’t have any options of Halloween candy. Any Kroger/Meijer/Giant Eagle/Fresh Thyme/Walmart/Costco I’ve been to has the exact same bags of either mini size snickers/Twix/m and ms/Milky Way/etc or skittles/starburst/Twizzlers/etc. I would need to search hours to find circus peanuts or those black and orange things or anything even remotely unique.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Gameday at The Masters is kind of cool

"

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

I’m not sure where you guys shop, but in the year of 2020 where every industry is an oligopoly owned by 2/3 companies

Fake news. No one in the over-the-road trucking market owns more than a 2% share. So there you go.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Gameday at The Masters is kind of cool

"

Augusta gets it.

 

[KingLlama]

Hey Strokin', we all see that you "liked" Max's garbage take on Gus Johnson. Might want to hop off that train ASAP.

 

[SAECATFAN]

2018 -3.5 IMHO.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Orange slices candy > Gus Johnson

(This is more of a pro-orange slices candy take because those things are straight )

 

[MudererofCrows]

Speaking of ****** Halloween candy: Whoppers are garbage. Chocolate covered mothballs.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Kevin Harlan has become the new voice for “play by play guy who sounds like he is calling a WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match.”

Gus’s gimmick is getting old. No one is *that* fired up for UTEP at New Mexico State. Not legitimately, that is.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

What would the line be if we had this year's offense and 2000's defense and we played against 2007's offense and 2018's D?

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Kevin Harlan has become the new voice for “play by play guy who sounds like he is calling a WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match.”

Can't believe his daughter married that clown Sam Dekker. I hope she enjoys living in Turkey (and not the good part in Istanbul either)

 

[wcc31]

Unless you're over 14 and still trick-or-treating, in which case you get college brochures.

Or if you’ve traveled across town from a lesser esteemed working class neighborhood, then you get a closed door to the face.

Regards,

Rob, Wayne and Leonardo DiCaprio’s uncle in The Departed

 

[BBdK]

WHAT IF WE HAD TIM COUCH JOSH ALLEN BENNY SNELL WOODYARD AND BEAR BRYANT I WOULD TAKE THAT TEAM OVER 2007 OR 2018

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

It’s amazing to me that more people don’t call this bs out or demand more context when ANDY starts throwing #’s out.

 

[wcc31]

And here I was enjoying an Anthless Gyero this morning ...

 

[legalbeagle123]

The black and orange things are straight garbage and I've not ever heard a dissenting opinion on that. How are they still around?

 

[justa]

They made 5 billion of them in the 40's, still depleting that stock.

 

[KingLlama]

As bad as they are, those candies are still only the second-worst black and orange thing that gets rolled out every single Fall.

Number one? The Bengals.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

As bad as they are, those candies are still only the second-worst black and orange thing that gets rolled out every single Fall.

Number one? The Bengals.

sigh

 

[UK_Dallas]

Do orange slices and circus peanuts come individually wrapped or in packs of 3-4? No. Why in the heck are we discussing people giving them out on halloween? It doesn't happen.

 

[_Chase_]

When it comes to giving kids candy, I'll defer to Chief's expertise.

 

[CastleRubric]

I like Candy Corn AND Peeps.

oh for the LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY
F’ing peeps - not right / not good — wtf w/those little beady eyes ???

pecan “sandies” is yet another “kiss my honkey ***” member of the bad candy club

 

[GrandePdre]

Nolan Hickman is going to be a fun watch as a Cat.

 

[CastleRubric]

Speaking of ****** Halloween candy: Whoppers are garbage. Chocolate covered mothballs.

Ummm-hmmmm
Preach it

candy industry got real SLOPPY somewhere along the way ....

 

[Vismund]

- BBdK's dad handing out apples and a toothbrush is still cracking me up a week later. I may move in that direction when my kids are too cool to trick or treat.

- Son is dressing up as Link this year. Trying to decide if I want to be pedantic and correct everyone that calls him Zelda.

- Re-reading Aurelius' Meditations. Stoicism has something for everyone.

- I may be the only person who doesn't enjoy Joe Rogan as an interviewer. He seems like a pseudo intellectual bro every time he has a scholar of some sort on his podcast. He's incredibly talented, just not my taste.

- Brooks ain't losing to Stoops. 2018 loses a close one late on a shanked 35 yard FG to tie.

 

[justa]

Odds on who gives out Werthers for All Saints eve?