I was a big armadillo fan as a kid. Not really sure why, but I loved those little bastards.
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Donating $10 to own the libs.
Hunter Biden....
Would be awesome to hang out with for a weekend.
Would be awesome to hang out with for a weekend.
A family of 8 skunks saddled up under my front porch a couple of years ago.
Story topping.
Armadillos are known vectors of bubonic plague.
Scrape my jaw off the floor with a spatula...the guy who doesn't know how to use the "enter" button isn't a tech guy?!
We had a raccoon hanging out in my driveway last week. It too was not the least bit threatened by me. I took the water hose to it. Nothing. Just looked at me. So I ran like a giant ***** back inside. I called animal control. They don’t do raccoons, so they gave me the number for THE STATE POLICE. Let me tell you, nothing emasculates you like calling the state troopers and explaining that there’s a raccoon outside and you don’t know what to do. They gave me some more numbers to call. No answers.
took to Facebook. One lady told me I needed to shoot it and burn the body since it probably had a disease. I live on a very busy popular road directly next to a middle school and everyone knows where I live. The last thing I want is a bunch of parents in the school pick up line to see me burning a raccoon carcass while they wait for little Braydon get in the car.
one guy finally called me back. Said it’d be $300 for him to come out. I told him I’d rather live with the raccoon. Eventually it wandered off. Probably got hit by a car. Not sure.
took to Facebook. One lady told me I needed to shoot it and burn the body since it probably had a disease. I live on a very busy popular road directly next to a middle school and everyone knows where I live. The last thing I want is a bunch of parents in the school pick up line to see me burning a raccoon carcass while they wait for little Braydon get in the car.
one guy finally called me back. Said it’d be $300 for him to come out. I told him I’d rather live with the raccoon. Eventually it wandered off. Probably got hit by a car. Not sure.
Chief and his crew of incel buddies scare the **** out of me tbh.
Shouldn’t have tonight been Big Blue Madness?
I feel it in the air...
Best Madness nights were 12:01 at Memorial.
I feel it in the air...
Best Madness nights were 12:01 at Memorial.
For you NKY guys, apparently some place called the Deer Park Deli has some Weller Antique on the shelves for $49. Buy it and quit drinking **** New Riff.
Do you sit when you pee?
I've murdered 5 raccoons this season, I mean relocated to their new permanent home. Live in the country, own guns, know how to set traps, they aren't near as scary. Some cuddle up cute as a button when you approach them. others try to attack the barrel of the gun. Own chickens, guineas, barn cats and small dogs the wife lets run the back yard. Raccoons are some nasty little predators and super effing smart. So they have to die.
/cool story. I know.
/cool story. I know.
It’s at Kroger in Cincinnati weekly. Was a lot more enticing at $27.
Evan Williams Black Label. 1.75 L at Costco and Kroger. $21.99. You won't long for any other Bourbon. YWIA.
Just got into town myself, heading out to Moab tomorrow. Hit me up if you have some free time.
White is legitimately a really good bourbon, no “for the price” qualifier needed. And for the price that it is, it’s a steal.
Crittenden, I love the black too, though. Big Evan fan all the way around.
Crittenden, I love the black too, though. Big Evan fan all the way around.
man I’m in like episode 8 of The Vow and I still have no idea what this whole group was supposed to be doing
other than the sex cult stuff- I get that- but like what were they saying they were doing I have no idea
other than the sex cult stuff- I get that- but like what were they saying they were doing I have no idea
Wild Turkey 101 is 50x better than EW for an extra $5. jmo
Is the o meant to be pronounced in opossum? Does anyone do that? Who the hell put the random *** o in the beginning?
And here's how it came to be:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/possum-vs-opossum-difference-pronunciation
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/possum-vs-opossum-difference-pronunciation
Just a guess, but probably the Irish.
Then it would have been an o'possum.
So, not that anyone gives a ****, but it’s a slow night, so I’ll follow up on today’s snackdown.
Did go to the Fort Wright White Castle for lunch. Went early so as to avoid the noon construction worker logjam. The dining room was closed, inexplicably, so I had to do drive thru. Once I got the stuff, I realized I couldn’t be seen walking into the office with it. So I sat in the parking lot and enjoyed my lunch, while watching folks coming and going from the Bob Summeral Tire shop next door.
Once I was done, the self loathing meter was so high I drove down the street to the Thornton’s and got a diet dew and a can of Skoal wintergreen. Chugged the dew and then threw in a horseshoe. Then I aimlessly drove around suburban culdesac streets in Edgewood trying to enjoy my dip before I had to go back to my miserable ******** suburban office park.
Then I spent the afternoon getting yelled at over email and phone by various ********. At one point there was a chipmunk playing in the shrubbery outside my window, which I studied for some time. Chipmunks have crazy movements. Completely irrational creatures.
Did go to the Fort Wright White Castle for lunch. Went early so as to avoid the noon construction worker logjam. The dining room was closed, inexplicably, so I had to do drive thru. Once I got the stuff, I realized I couldn’t be seen walking into the office with it. So I sat in the parking lot and enjoyed my lunch, while watching folks coming and going from the Bob Summeral Tire shop next door.
Once I was done, the self loathing meter was so high I drove down the street to the Thornton’s and got a diet dew and a can of Skoal wintergreen. Chugged the dew and then threw in a horseshoe. Then I aimlessly drove around suburban culdesac streets in Edgewood trying to enjoy my dip before I had to go back to my miserable ******** suburban office park.
Then I spent the afternoon getting yelled at over email and phone by various ********. At one point there was a chipmunk playing in the shrubbery outside my window, which I studied for some time. Chipmunks have crazy movements. Completely irrational creatures.
End of that story legitimately made me laugh out loud, Wynn. Not the internet, but the real kind. Well done.
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