Lovable losers, never understood that stupid cliche nonsense. Bitches, is more appropriate, and no loves a *****!
El Nopal, and gold margaritas tonight,ready to forget this week and crush Old Miss.
After getting my parents house sold, for 5K over appraisal, my mother felt the need to notify the realtor that I have dementia and have no clue what I’m doing.[laughing]
I mean might as well laugh, and drink heavily.
Props to Kooky. Ky inspectors requesting a stamped drawing, ok bud. How about this........unstamped drawing...........yes that works thank you, permit approved.
Woke up this morning, house in smoke and I panicked! Made an *** out of myself blaming my wife who tore into some of my down home for her first drink in over a year. Assumed she got the drunk munchies and passed out with Arby’s fries in the oven..
nope, my demented step dad admitted to doing it only because he thinks we need a new, easier to use oven, but the kicker, he forgot he had started them, got bored because at 2am by himself he couldn’t figure out the TV so just went back to bed.
Now I owe her, BIGLY, and these are the times married guy fears more than anything. Never know when she decides to cash in this check.
F me!