GYERO ARCHIVE

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joeyrupption

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Jun 5, 2007
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I was a teenage Coke scientist at the Florence Mall Quizno’s from 1996-2000. Anyone can absolutely adjust the dials to their hearts’ content. I dabbled in everything from “hints of Coke” seltzer’s to what I called the “hummingbird mix,” and one time I served up an ice cold 32 ounces of pepperoncini juice to my little brother under the guise of a free “Mello Yello.”

What kind of lockdown security measures do you think Coke undertakes with their fountains and syrup bags?
 

TurnipDaBeet

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Thats what THEY want u to believe

The NY Post hahaa

McDonalds has special Coke syrup

Its not just the setup its the SYRUP

McDonalds Coke is special for a good reason.
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
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I was a teenage Coke scientist at the Florence Mall Quizno’s from 1996-2000. Anyone can absolutely adjust the dials to their hearts’ content. I dabbled in everything from “hints of Coke” seltzer’s to what I called the “hummingbird mix,” and one time I served up an ice cold 32 ounces of pepperoncini juice to my little brother under the guise of a free “Mello Yello.”

What kind of lockdown security measures do you think Coke undertakes with their fountains and syrup bags?

I recall a bit of buzz back then about the soft drinks at that Quiznos. Was a must stop when scoping Ryle babes or just picking up a pair of cargos from Structure.
 

JamesIII

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Oct 21, 2003
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- I used to think that I would *never* want a daughter based upon my debauchery in the past...but believe me, they are the single most sweetest things in the universe. My job now is to keep her informed of all the dickbag moves I used to do and make sure she's safe.

- Today's interview went well and I was offered a position I hadn't applied for as the Field Director in Wisconsin for the wilderness therapy thing. At the same time the lass was interviewing for a job and got an offer to stay in Cincy which pays a lot more than what I do.

- It's awesome to see some of the national media finally giving Stoops some props. What he has done here isn't easy, and I hope we keep that piglet looking m'fer around as long as we can.

- This may sound weird, but my 5 month old boy is just finally starting to like me. He was a little hellion with the colic and I thought I was going to lose my GD mind, but one smile from him erases everything. The first 3 months or so I was ready to check into a mental hospital.

- The '03 Kentucky squad is one of my favorites, but they clearly dropped the ball. Some people only want to remember the "great" UK teams, but that team brought me almost as much enjoyment as any before getting stabbed in the heart.
 

MaxPowerrr

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Feb 9, 2006
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catholic_back

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Oct 25, 2004
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Nashville’s mayor and Health Dept intentionally left out the number of cases contact tracing showed from downtown bars and restaurants because it was so small. Then tried to cover it up. Sheeeeeeeeeewwwww gonna get nasty down here, especially with property tax hikes they just passed.

When will these idiot politicians learn not to say **** in emails??
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
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Nashville’s mayor and Health Dept intentionally left out the number of cases contact tracing showed from downtown bars and restaurants because it was so small. Then tried to cover it up. Sheeeeeeeeeewwwww gonna get nasty down here, especially with property tax hikes they just passed.

When will these idiot politicians learn not to say **** in emails??
Or maybe just not be scum bags?
 

Jeff Drummond

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Nov 25, 2002
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McD coke gives me an accelerated heart rate. Not sure what’s going on there, but the wife has always joked it has hints of the “other coke”’ going on.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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Aug 17, 2002
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I about killed my old receptionist by obliging her request and getting one of those McDs sweet teas that came in a styrofoam 36oz vessel.

she literally went into diabetic shock 5 minutes after chugging that ****. Mind you, she was tipping threefiddy, but damn - it almost took her out.
 

Ron Mehico

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Jan 4, 2008
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I actually didn’t care for either one of my children before 6 months. They were crying **** bags and I made a post on here when my boy was 4 months old that I barely even remember where Rogue seriously responded with a suicide hotline number. Everyone at work told me I was a grumpy ******* for 6 months. I barely even remember that time period - just seems hazy. Kids are 3 and a half and 1 and a half now and I love them more than anything but my wife wants one more and I’m dreading it.

Congrats Chad!!
 

KingLlama

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Nov 27, 2002
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-Peak GYERO is 80 Proof literally in the hospital room of his wife, arguing with a random poster about the source of McDonald's Coca-Cola goodness.

-Hey, go ahead and make a ruling on Sarr any day now, guys.

-Hate a 7:00 NBA playoff start time on a night when there's only one game. It's just the Browns/Bengals you're up against, NBA....no need to be scared. 8:30 is the sweet spot.
 

krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
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but my wife wants one more and I’m dreading it.

I’d be willing to bet she wants more than one. From what I can tell kids come in 2s because they need playmates to free up mommy time for all the tings she needs to do that takes her an hour(when I can do it in 20 minutes).

May not be your situation, yet, but we almost divorced after 2, and now I got 2 more.
 

BleedBlueCats21

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Mar 17, 2007
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Having another kid for the kid seems a little short-sighted financially speaking, but everything seems to have worked out okay for our resident bourbon baron.

Our first child just turned a month old. The thought of having another one anytime soon makes my blood run cold.
 

MaxPowerrr

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Feb 9, 2006
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So many questions...

- kinda glosses over the “secret family” part
- also how this guy was working for the LAPD and coaching HS football in AL and GA at the same time

 

UKwizard

Heisman
Dec 11, 2002
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I'm deeply disturbed no one was kneeling during the anthem. Instead both teams are locked arm and arm with each other. GD you are supposed to be blood rivals.
 

80 Proof

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Jan 3, 2003
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-Peak GYERO is 80 Proof literally in the hospital room of his wife, arguing with a random poster about the source of McDonald's Coca-Cola goodness.
It's not like I have anything else to do. Baby is awake about 6 hours a day right now, and 5 hours of that requires momma. No visitors either, so other than texting pictures I'm pretty much useless.

I deftly switched between calling out morons and holding my baby girl.
 

Hank Camacho

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May 7, 2002
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Every time I look at a Miami Heat box score, it makes me insanely happy that Udonis Haslem racked up another DNP-CD. He's like a modern Bobby Bonilla, except Bobby has to buy his own tickets to games. (Bobby also doesn't have to stay in a bubble to collect his check, so it is comme si comme sa.)

I was listening to a Bill Simmons podcast since apparently he's never going to write a column ever again. Simmons randomly mentioned that Tyler Herro had bitched that he didn't receive a single MVP vote this year. As a Kentucky fan, I just nodded and thought "sounds about right" while it quite rightly cracked Simmons and his co-host up.

I can only hope that someone has bought Bam the wallet from Pulp Fiction by now. He's earned it.
 
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