GYERO ARCHIVE

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catlanta33

Heisman
Aug 27, 2013
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Surely there's someone in GYERO in worse physical shape than me. I'm more of a lets see how many beers we can drink in 2 minutes kind of guy. [smoke]

I'm 8 months into a regiment of early AM lifting/stationary bike, fast to lunch then drink/smoke 5 pm to sleep.

Have been high for every round of golf this calendar year - sadly, playing the same as sober.

But, I would like to enter any competition that requires both substance abuse and a display of athletic prowess.

I'm Rocky training in the winter with a log on my back and a one-hitter in my pocket wearing a beer helmet. Lets fugging go!
 
Nov 14, 2002
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The Beer Mile is quite a lofty physically intoxicated goal.

4 1/4-mile laps around a track
Chug a 5+% beer before each
1 penalty lap if you throw up
 

HUBER

All-Conference
Jan 9, 2003
16,977
2,607
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catlanta33 is my kind of guy.

PTi, you run your ultra marathons, climbing up mountains, and staying in peak physical fitness. I'll keep rocking my Dad bod, helping coach several of my sons' baseball teams, running a business, drinking Country Boy Cougar Bait by the cases, and mildly keeping my wife happy from time to time. I'm ok with life. But I could still do more push ups than skinny King Llama in my current Dad bod condition any day of the week. Believe Dat.
 

jwheat

Heisman
Aug 21, 2005
97,626
24,206
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catlanta33 is my kind of guy.

PTi, you run your ultra marathons, climbing up mountains, and staying in peak physical fitness. I'll keep rocking my Dad bod, helping coach several of my sons' baseball teams, running a business, drinking Country Boy Cougar Bait by the cases, and mildly keeping my wife happy from time to time. I'm ok with life. But I could still do more push ups than skinny King Llama in my current Dad bod condition any day of the week. Believe Dat.
My only question is where are you getting cases of cougar bait? I can only locate a sixer in my neck of the woods
 

Strokin_Bandit

Heisman
Dec 21, 2001
8,949
14,118
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When did a youngster become a “rising (enter school year)?”

I had never heard this term until recently. Oh so you’ll be a junior? K.


Rising... my blood pressure is rising lol.


Stolen from AAU lingo to clarify a kid’s upcoming grade during the summer months (pandemic years?). I’ve heard it in basketball circles for years. Apparently all of the other teenage jabronis have felt left out. In the last 2-3 years teachers, administrators, and especially counselors have started using this term for anyone. So, yeah. I get it.
 
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Wrong

Heisman
May 13, 2006
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Hey Huber since you are some kind of Country Boy Ambassador you need to tell them to make more of the Cougar Bait Key Lime. All the local stores are telling me its allocated. Do your job!
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
62,831
51,918
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-Watched most of the Clippers-Magic and I thought it looked great. Certainly a better backdrop that baseball. Also don't get why the BLM stuff ruins the experience for anyone? I basically tune it out or don't even notice. If that's what they want to do, good for them. Me, I just want to watch some basketball. Seems fairly easy to ignore.

-Switched to Hulu last night, for Reds viewing, and just paused my YTV for now. Man, that is so much easier than lugging 4 boxes, missing remotes, dealing with a pissed off Spectrum employee, all to cancel service. Perfect. Hulu browsing seems to be way below YTV, fwiw. I'll be moving back ASAP.

-No F*cking Around Coalition setting up shop but people are canceling kids birthday parties, a whole generation kids are going to be a full school year behind, travel plans out the window, businesses failing en masse, etc. What a ridiculous world. Can we just admit the hypocrisy and move on? It would make me feel a whole lot better if at 4p we got, "look... you know we can't say anything to these groups, but we know you'll obey, so deal with it." I mean, shoot me straight, rather than attempting to scare me into whatever ******** regulations you're trying to implement. That too much to ask?

-The addition of salami to a standard turkey sandwich just sets it off. German mustard. The rest doesn't matter.

-Pumped about the progress our young dudes are making. Fortunate to be with a patient group of coaches. Most kids didn't know how to hold a bat, swing, make a throw, and we are easily the youngest group in the league. They're are picking up on it. We're going to be really good next year if we can keep them together. 7:30p practices, though, for 4-6 year olds. Not cool.

-I don't trust a cantaloupe hater. Sideways eye for sure.

-One positive of all this the aggressive online retailer sales, polos, shorts, tshirts, socks all restocked at 30-50% off. Thanks honey app.
 
Dec 18, 2004
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I never fully watch a baseball game. It’s always on in the background. I’ll look up from time to time to check out an at bat. The hum of the fake crowd doesn’t bother me, because it’s background noise. Familiar background noise. And it feels somewhat normal to my summer routine.

The basketball court needs paint around the court. It looks like Indiana, with too much out of bounds.
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
26,938
88,441
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Stolen from AAU lingo to clarify a kid’s upcoming grade during the summer months (pandemic years?). I’ve heard it in basketball circles for years. Apparently all of the other teenage jabronis have felt left out. In the last 2-3 years teachers, administrators, and especially counselors have started using this term for anyone. So, yeah. I get it.

SAE is also bewildered by the term “redshirt.”
 

TriangleUKCat

All-American
Dec 28, 2014
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7,078
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There is now an Adrian on the football team.

-Grandpa would mail me the UK basketball yearbook in the mid-90s. The last section was dedicated to national recruiting. I remember seeing the term 'rising' in there for the first time and wondering how the hell Melvin Ely was in high school. Chris Williams was never mentioned, somehow.
 

Wodie sloot

All-American
Nov 19, 2003
11,569
6,119
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I had my first in-person client meeting since March yesterday and had to fully shower/get ready/hair/makeup and wear a dress/heels.

It was actually kinda nice, but I think I prefer having plenty of athleisure days with zoom calls worked in the schedule.
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
26,938
88,441
98
And I guess the world is just going to be wearing athleisure wear from here on out. People just demanding to be COMFY 24/7.

Jesus Christ the slobs have finally won. Congrats to all.

Everyday when I put on my moisture-wicking shirt and mesh shorts then sit down at my dining room table to work, a snake oil grin eases across my face up to the far corners of my jaw, just thinking about how much it would piss you off. Best part of my comfy day, really.
 

rudd1

Heisman
Oct 3, 2007
14,419
21,101
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And I guess the world is just going to be wearing athleisure wear from here on out. People just demanding to be COMFY 24/7.

Jesus Christ the slobs have finally won. Congrats to all.

-philistines, the lot of them.

-currently rocking a nice pair of Raleigh denim jeans "made in nc"...just enough stretch. Gustin T "California", darn tough socks "vermont"...and red wing chelsea boots "minnesota"...and a ******* chinese mask from home depot, thanks andy.
 

MaxPowerrr

Heisman
Feb 9, 2006
38,504
41,065
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My new favorite thing is when someone posts a story that “YOU WONT SEE THIS IN THE MAKNSTREAM MEDIA!!!” even though it’s something that’s been all over the mainstream media.


If we’re living in a simulation like my QAnon research is starting to suggest we are, id like to request my simulation be switched over to Red Dead Redemption or Zelda mode plz
 
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krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
23,768
14,723
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I am glad for those that just want sports on their TV, and for political reasons I’ll leave the NBA discussions there.

I am happy for baseball, and I’d be willing to wager on the Reds playoff chances again this year. Extremely confident that pitching and that lineup can get there in a 60 game sprint
 
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Nov 14, 2002
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MLB is supposed to be adding a BLM logo to the mound during opening week.


I mean, how in TF can they push this social justice platform while keeping a straight face?? [eyeroll]


Does nobody have the balls to call them on their hypocrisy?
 
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cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
19,741
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F the NBA.

As much as I was watching it and really enjoying the product overall, allowing their product to run as a nonstop advertisement for a group out in front of those responsible for looting our country is f’ing despicable.

Plus those greedy F’s refuse to let any crowds in but don’t want to miss the TV revenue.

F em

Baseball for the win, kneel all you want!

I am glad for those that just want sports on their TV, and for political reasons I’ll leave the NBA discussions there.

I am happy for baseball, and I’d be willing to wager on the Reds playoff chances again this year. Extremely confident that pitching and that lineup can get there in a 60 game sprint

 
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mashburned

Heisman
Mar 10, 2009
40,283
49,516
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Prepare to die, mfers! This man has done nothing but smoke pounds of weed and suppress all his deep dark murderous thoughts for decades now. It's the perfect time for his return.
 
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