- Pooper scooper work in the summer is so much harder than the winter. It’s great when the turds are frozen and just cleanly lift up. When they’re hot and wet it’s just not a clean operation.
- Received a photo today from a buddy taking a shot from in between two droopy, tatted breasts on a boat on the river. Good to see my derelict friends returning to normal.
- Was back in the office this past week for the first time since early March. Felt great. Never thought I’d say that. Sometimes we take our routines and the good things in our life for granted, even if they suck.
- SEC football is happening, be sure of that. Many hundreds of millions of dollars say so. And our team is loaded. 9-3.
- Earlier this week one evening I was planting some dahlia bulbs in my front yard in between the rain, and I witnessed a lady not pick up her dog’s ****, right next to my lamppost. I yelled out “hey” and held my arms up in a “come on” type of fashion. And she gave me the finger! I found that to be audacious.
- Didn’t mean to upset the applecart last weekend with my post about not making fun of old people. I had eaten a really nice magic brownie that evening, and was feeling unusually empathetic. With that said, the line between giving someone well-deserved ****, and being an ******* bully, is always a good one to walk.
- Enjoy the long weekend, GYERO. Love you all. Also, DIAF.