GYERO ARCHIVE

[wcc31]

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Ah who am I kidding here in a Historic District overlooked by exposed brick while drinking premium bourbon from a Tiffany’s rocks glass in high end LL Bean slippers.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Ah who am I kidding here in a Historic District overlooked by exposed brick while drinking premium bourbon from a Tiffany’s rocks glass in high end LL Bean slippers.

The #smuglyfe in other words.


Welcome.

 

[Hank Camacho]

You can make a solid argument that Tony Delk was the coolest Wildcat of all-time. The answer is clearly Jamal Effing Mashburn crushing a basketball on a poster but an argument can be made for Tony "00" Delk. The Harrison Twins were cool and all but, I mean, lets respect Wildcat Royalty.

I'm convinced that Coronavirus has made us all dumber.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

OK- So she recognized 48/50 of those paintings.

She could name (or get close to the title) 36/50.

Very impressive imo.

 

[Voinovich.]

I'll tell ya what's impressive: the side boob on ol' #29.

---> can't imagine how bad those women smelled.

Was disappointed that my favorite painting didn't make the cut: el Greco's View of Toledo

 

[Century Cat]

I’m going to test my wife in Llama’s art here dreckly. She’s an art teacher. I knew 19 with a little extra knowledge. I’m a Hopper man. Love his stuff and my favorite painting ever is Nighthawks.

Hopper is mine as well, by far. My favorite is Gas (no LOL), but also love his seascapes, beachscapes and lighthouses - mostly Cape Cod.

Vibrant but understated colors, good use of shadows, but best of all, lots of angles and straight lines.

Including lobby, hallways, etc., I have no fewer than 12 Hopper prints in my office, TS.

Simpleton, probably. But I like what I like.

 

[UKRob 73]

Ha. So we can't even beat out fu@king BYU for a basketball recruit? Who cares as long as we play Brad's team next year. Fu@k you Cal.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Another huge Hopper fan here as well, Art Institute of Chicago has a great Hopper collection, including his most famous, Nighthawks.

But like CC, really enjoy the lighthouses and beach scapes.

 

[MrKentucky]

[laughing] Mark F’n Pope [laughing]

 

[UKStoleMyFish]

Haarms picking BYU over Kentucky would be embarrassing for both Haarms and Calipari.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

TRAVIS GRAFS, JACKS PILGRIMS AND DICKHEAD SHOOTME SAID THE SOURCES TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO UK.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Gangly-*** baby giraffe. Mark Pope is taking recruits out from under Cal. I'm just here for the Randall drive by post...

 

[mashburned]

Meanwhile, Mark gets a commitment from Chauncey Magwood.

 

[Century Cat]

Happy to see a former Cat kicking *** against The Greatest Recruiter in College Basketball History.

I mean, last I checked, Calipari didn't play here - he's just the paid help who currently sits in the seat. So F 'im.

 

[drxman1]

Hey, pump the brakes on the Cousin Mark hate!

Lifetime contract.

 

[krazykats]

[laughing] Mark F’n Pope [laughing]

I was way out in front on this dude.


Sign him up........when Cal leaves, of course.

 

[tommyg4uk]

I honestly have no idea why anyone would go to a college where you sign a contract that you can't f*** a chick, especially as a D1 athlete. I guess unless you are a Mormon and that's really your thing.

 

[Century Cat]

TRAVIS GRAFS, JACKS PILGRIMS AND DICKHEAD SHOOTME SAID THE SOURCES TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO UK.

How can this be? Did Haarms NOT READ Mrs. Tyler's treatise on why he should pick UK over BYU and TT?

Someone Tweet that to Haarms, before it's too late.

 

[_Chase_]

Cal needs to either remember how to build a team or GTFO. I’m sick of this ****. If you’re going to blow up the team every single year, then you better f*cking perform at the absolute highest level.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

If Toppin isn't eligible immediately, we're looking at 9 players, 4 open scholarships.


Edit: And if he is then we have 3 open scholarships and a guy who averaged 5ppg at Rhode Island.

 

[Voinovich.]

Cal interviewed Bill Clinton, just hang tight *OR* ypu people are crazy lol why don't you get off the internet and go watch some game tape.

 

[cricket3]

I guess our basketball “insiders” are done tweeting the wide eyes emoji?

Worth the price of HOB!

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Also, Terrence Clarke reached out to Marcus Santos-Silva, but Kentucky apparently hasn't.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

As long as all of our 17 and 18 year olds all play at all American/all SEC caliber this season, I actually think we’ll be fine.

 

[wcc31]

Wait- I can’t keep up. Are we buying into this evening’s rumor, this morning’s rumor, yesterday’s rumor or last week’s?

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Cal eats first...


Recruits second.

 

[TheShowKiller]

Per the internet, Kentucky MBB was 331st out 353 teams in 3 point FG's made per game, this season.

...and 349th out of 3's taken, per game.

Unbelievable statistic as I've ever seen, especially considering where the game is at now.

This frustrates me way more than whiffing on a grad transfer that was almost brought to tears because the IU students were chanting mean things.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

If Matt Haarms doesn’t look like a BYU guy, I don’t know who does. The only thing he looks more like is a backup center for Gonzaga . . . maybe. When I saw that BYU was in the mix, I knew we were in trouble.

 

[UKwizard]

Man we are some spoiled ********.

 

[tommyg4uk]

GregNJ and Kyle Tucker have been hinting all day that there is a major reclass big we're in good shape for, this before the Haarms to BYU stuff.

Banchero would be nice.

 

[anthonys735]

GregNJ and Kyle Tucker have been hinting all day that there is a major reclass big we're in good shape for, this before the Haarms to BYU stuff.

Banchero would be nice.

Hope so, because if he straight up lost a guy to BYU that is Tubby-ish.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Go be celibate until marriage, c*cksucker.

 

[cricket3]

I don’t think that’s allowed either.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

Be honest: if haarms was 7’0” no one would give a **** about him. We want him because he’s 7’3”. We want to see the circus freak dunk a basketball. We want to point at laugh at him awkwardly try and communicate with other humans. We don’t care about him, really.

 

[fatguy87]

This frustrates me way more than whiffing on a grad transfer that was almost brought to tears because the IU students were chanting mean things.

Our 3FG/FGA ratio is actually on a slight decline since the 2010 season. Teams are taking more three's as time goes on while we are actually taking less than we were a decade ago.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Be honest: if haarms was 7’0” no one would give a **** about him. We want him because he’s 7’3”. We want to see the circus freak dunk a basketball. We want to point at laugh at him awkwardly try and communicate with other humans. We don’t care about him, really.

How big a difference can 3 inches really make?

Dear Diary,
It is day 69 of quarantine. Today the boredom finally overtook me and I resorted to openly setting up Doc Boat. Back on day twelve I swore this pandemic could take my life but not my pride. I have made a liar of myself. Tomorrow I plan to siphon gasoline out of the Rav-4 to drink with dinner...

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

(Back to art discussion, which is much happier than UK basketball discussion.)

I have seen the David

and the Mona Lisa too

and I have seen Doc Watson play the Columbus Stockade Blues.

(^ All personally true, the last being the one I am most proud of, by a long shot.)

 

[tommyg4uk]

We want to point at laugh at him awkwardly try and communicate with other humans. We don’t care about him, really.

Pretty much the reason I follow you on Twitter.

 

[Kennedy_UK]

Haarms picking BYU over Kentucky would be embarrassing for both Haarms and Calipari.

I mean, what kind of slap-dick moron thinks it will enhance his NBA prospects to transfer from the B10 to go f*ck around in the WCC?

 

[Geese Feeder]

Sisk nailed it last week from his Purdue source. Called Haarms an odd bird. Didn't like alpha males, was sensitive to criticism and didn't enjoy being in the fishbowl.

Not your typical GET ME TO THE LEAGUE kid, clearly.

Good grief.