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If ever in life I felt legitimately poisoned was when some rednecks convinced me to try Kodiak. I was frozen green in a chair as they cackled in hysterical laughter for what seemed like hours.

I’d take acid again over trying dip. TS.

First time I ever had Kodiak was my first unchaperoned coed high school party. I drank a Bud Light and then was convinced to have a dip. I went outside, sat on the porch swing, and then promptly threw up all over myself to the chagrin of the girl sitting next to me. Good times!
 

Mossip

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So the GYERO consensus is that dipping is acceptable while vaping is trashy? Receding gums, bad breath, and spitters [sick]

I finally kicked all forms of tobacco a few years ago. I have a super nice humidor sitting empty. Really miss the 4-5 beers cigarette tho.
 

wcc31

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Least Favorite Sports Movie Motifs:

1. College scholarship ********- Idea that a character has one chance at one- usually super prestigious offer- and nothing else exists

2. Jersey numbers immediately identify as fraudulent- ex. college or high school basketball players wearing #7, MLB second baseman wearing #73

3. Every damn game won in ridiculous fashion. Ex. Most Friday Night Lights wins; Varsity Blues win on a hook’n’ladder to Billy Bob

4. Speaking of which- morbidly obese guys automatically deemed to be great offensive line prospects

5. When the actors obviously have no athleticism
 

IB4UK_rivals31204

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Least Favorite Sports Movie Motifs:

1. College scholarship ********- Idea that a character has one chance at one- usually super prestigious offer- and nothing else exists

2. Jersey numbers immediately identify as fraudulent- ex. college or high school basketball players wearing #7, MLB second baseman wearing #73

3. Every damn game won in ridiculous fashion. Ex. Most Friday Night Lights wins; Varsity Blues win on a hook’n’ladder to Billy Bob

4. Speaking of which- morbidly obese guys automatically deemed to be great offensive line prospects

5. When the actors obviously have no athleticism

name the last UK basketball player to wear #45.
 

ukalum01

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Disproportionate measurements on a basketball court. I think Teen Wolf was sorta like this.

Not movies, but every Saved By The Bell and Fresh Prince basketball scene looked like they were playing in an elementary school cafeteria that was 30 feet long.

That... and the fact that the Teen Wolf rim was bent at a 20 degree angle still bother me to this day.

 

tommyg4uk

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Blue Chips pretty much crushed all those categories, except the winning in dramatic fashion with the Neon Bouduax slam to beat #1 Indiana.
 

Rex Kwon Do

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Blue Chips was fantastic.

Nolte walking in that gym in Algiers, Louisiana seeing Neon Boudeaux for the first time = The moment I saw John Wall doing dunks in the warmup line at Madness.
Matt Nover from Hicksville, IN asking for a gym bag of cash and a combine for his Dad’s farm was pure gold. And not far off.

John Wick was a respectable QB in Replacements....but why wasn’t he allowed to stay when Martel crossed? Couldn’t have he just held the clipboard instead of going home???? Cmon man.

The babe in that flick tho.....stunning.
 

cricket3

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That’s a pretty good trivia question, which legal number has gone the longest without being worn. 45 is probably the answer though.

53 Rick Robey and 31 Dale Brown are the next oldest.

40 42 43 50 51 and 52 also haven’t been worn by Cal players.
 
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tommyg4uk

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Blue Chips was fantastic.

Nolte walking in that gym in Algiers, Louisiana seeing Neon Boudeaux for the first time = The moment I saw John Wall doing dunks in the warmup line at Madness.

100.

When Nolte goes down to Algiers and "Baby Please Don't Go" comes on...sick scene. And as a former teacher, all tests are culturally biased.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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Couldn’t look at booze last night... back at it today. This Woodinville stuff won double gold in San Francisco. This is another Dave Pickerell project.

I’ll try to see what the hubbub is about.
 

tallkat70

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The wide receiver who cannot catch makes a game winning touchdown on a Hail Mary but not before he bobbles the ball 20x to bring it in.
 

IB4UK_rivals31204

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That’s a pretty good trivia question, which legal number has gone the longest without being worn. 45 is probably the answer though.

53 Rick Robey and 31 Dale Brown are the next oldest.

40 42 43 50 51 and 52 also haven’t been worn by Cal players.

In 1987 Rex Chapman was the first to wear #3 since 1946 when Wilbur Schu from Versailles wore it.
 

UKwizard

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Dec 11, 2002
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Rant: so my wife had to work this morning and I'm barely awake when she heads out. I get a call from her 15 minutes before her shift and she sounds shaken to hell. She proceeds to tell me that on the way she was cut off by some dude who proceeds to go 20 mph in a 40. She passes him and he begins following her. Follows her to 2 different fast food joints where she was trying to get breakfast. At the second he gets out of his car and starts yelling at her and she high tails it to work and calls me.

I tell her if he is still there to call the cops but she says she lost him. So I tell her to call work ask for someone to escort her in.

So some ******* felt he had to break quarantine and harass my wife while she is headed to her essential job terrifying her to the point I had to drive there when she was off to follow her home. People f*ckin suck. I hope he gets covid and aids.
 
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Rant: so my wife had to work this morning and I'm barely awake when she heads out. I get a call from her 15 minutes before her shift and she sounds shaken to hell. She proceeds to tell me that on the way she was cut off by some dude who proceeds to go 20 mph in a 40. She passes him and he begins following her. Follows her to 2 different fast food joints where she was trying to get breakfast. At the second he gets out of his car and starts yelling at her and she high tails it to work and calls me.

I tell her if he is still there to call the cops but she says she lost him. So I tell her to call work ask for someone to escort her in.

So some ******* felt he had to break quarantine and harass my wife while she is headed to her essential job terrifying her to the point I had to drive there when she was off to follow her home. People f*ckin suck. I hope he gets covid and aids.

Probably a jilted ex-lover.
 
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