GYERO ARCHIVE

[SAECATFAN]

There's no more smug a feeling then walking up the gate simply with a coke and something to read and waiting patiently for that Boarding Zone 5 36B seat.

Counterintuitive for sure, but give it a try.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

What was interesting is when JDrum shared that gyero was a point of negotiation when they were jockeying host sites and writers years ago. I guess the hits/traffic this thread generates is that significant.

My content drives traffic.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I’ve purchased (4) gingham short sleeve button downs in the last 2 weeks. My favorite shirts by a mile. I’ll let you guess the make and model.

I’m guessing they’re good, and slightly more good than just f’ing good?

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Check your F'n bags, folks. Christ. If you don't like it then pack up the truckster and hit the road.

******** it I hate all of you.

So the solve for it taking an extra five minutes to board the plane is to make everybody spend an extra 30 checking bags? Christ - some of you people lack critical reasoning skills.

 

[MrKentucky]

Just fly Southwest like all of the rest of the necks like me and BRax. Your flight from Midway to Pensacola - bags fly free.

PFG, no belt, and flip flops for security.

 

[SAECATFAN]

That's on your time, Wayne. Not everyone else's.

I don't want to stand there with my crotch in some grandmother's face while you try to wrestle a 40 lb piece of luggage above your head in too tight of quarters.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Just fly Southwest like all of the rest of the necks like me and BRax. Your flight from Midway to Pensacola - bags fly free.

PFG, no belt, and flip flops for security.

Elastic waist shorts in public?


Nope.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

There's no more smug a feeling then walking up the gate simply with a coke and something to read and waiting patiently for that Boarding Zone 5 36B seat.

Counterintuitive for sure, but give it a try.

Only followed by reaching your destination and making eye contact with VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS PERSON as they’re on the curb waiting on a ride while you put your checked bag into your waiting Uber and ride off ahead of them.

Intoxicating, really

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Love Josh Christopher's game and would've liked to have been on him but I was not envying that never-ending Twitter refresh fest and ultimate let down that Michigan fans were on last night. Been there.

 

[BBdK]

Why do you want to carry your luggage all over the airport? Seems excessive.

Eh. To be fair, Excessive is exactly how you pack.

Full size checked bag for a 2 night trip (even when driving) & multiples if anything longer is what I’ve heard from a source.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Just buy a first class ticket, SAE. Coach is passé. Haven’t been back there in years.

 

[Ron Mehico]

I also feel like I’m in the twilight zone when I’m flying. I go to the counter and spend 10 mins checking a bag (free on southwest). Usually wear loafers with no socks or flip flops so I can go through security hassle free. Stretch my legs out and eat, listen to music, whatever until the last possible second I can board. And then when the generally miserable flight is over just hang out and then stand up when it’s my rows turn to deplane and walk out. I feel like most people’s heads would explode if they were told to fly this way. I still dont understand why 80% of the plane stands up the second the plane lands and just stands there completely cramped jockeying for position in the aisle for 15 mins before you can de-board. I mean what in the touch are you people doing?

 

[SAECATFAN]

Jerk me, Wayne.

 

[IB4UK_rivals31204]

Eh. To be fair, Excessive exactly is how you pack.

Full size checked bag for a 2 night trip & multiples if anything longer is what I’ve heard from a source.

Never understood the “have to stand up in the aisle” guy as soon as the plane reaches the gate. Not as bad as the ones that try and push their way through the aisle instead of letting each row go in order. Typically one of of a few nationality’s. Looking at you from the Far East.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

I dont really care how anyone packs, just make sure you clap when the plane lands.

 

[legalbeagle123]

This conversation reminds me why I decided a long time ago to purchase my own airplane.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

I dont really care how anyone packs, just make sure you clap when the plane lands.

Huge fan of the clapping when the plane lands. Always a nice touch when you land in say, Puerto Rico.

 

[Boyd_Givens]

I'm giving a couple of my welders a raise and booking them a first class flight to Destin to celebrate as soon as this is all over just to piss off SAE.

 

[Bonzo_Cat]

I still dont understand why 80% of the plane stands up the second the plane lands and just stands there completely cramped jockeying for position in the aisle for 15 mins before you can de-board.

Lemmings and usually the same clowns who immediately jump up and form a line when the gate agent says, "we'll begin the boarding process in 10 minutes..." despite being boarding group 6.

 

[BernieSadori]

I'm no airplane ball, but I'm good with with getting to California in 6 hours even if I have to wait 30 minutes or so to board.

Beats a 3 day drive.

 

[krazykats]

Man our govt is such a F’ing joke! Every damn branch of it is a mess and borderline mental disasters.

I hope COVID gets them all out of office and we completely restart this *****.

 

[jwheat]

I can’t think of a better way to lose an election than to tell people they won’t be watching their favorite team until 2021

 

[BernieSadori]

Lemmings and usually the same clowns who immediately jump up and form a line when the gate agent says, "we'll begin the boarding process in 10 minutes..." despite being boarding group 6.

Or when the plane lands.

Sit down, bitches.

 

[anthonys735]

Why do you want to carry your luggage all over the airport? Seems excessive.

Not sure you're the one to judge people's luggage.

 

[BernieSadori]

I can’t think of a better way to lose an election than to tell people they won’t be watching their favorite team until 2021

Try telling them you have absolute power.

 

[jwheat]

Try telling them you have absolute power.

Time to use it and at least get some hard ball going imo

 

[Bonzo_Cat]

As always, Carlin nailed the ridiculousness of airline travel decades ago.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I can’t think of a better way to lose an election than to tell people they won’t be watching their favorite team until 2021

You know what’s funny is say five or so weeks ago most of us were convinced they’d have the NCAAT in some capacity.

Pandemics come at you fast.

 

[MrKentucky]

Elastic waist shorts in public?


Nope.

Wowwwww. You could never live in Jessamine County.

 

[anthonys735]

Love Josh Christopher's game and would've liked to have been on him but I was not envying that never-ending Twitter refresh fest and ultimate let down that Michigan fans were on last night. Been there.

That's why he pulled the plug.

Boston and Clarke last summer or wait on Christopher and Green. Easy call.

 

[ukalum01]

When it comes to excessive packing I’ll put my wife up against anyone. It’s actually quite remarkable.

 

[Brandan Stroud]

I believe a Vitamix was taken to the SEC Tournament one year IIRC

 

[UKStoleMyFish]

Nick Richards is leaving KENTUCKY.

Shocker.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

We’re going to suck next year.

 

[anthonys735]

I believe a Vitamix was taken to the SEC Tournament one year IIRC

You're a creepy dude.

 

[Brandan Stroud]

Remembering things from GYERO is creepy, apparently.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

If anyone felt like there was any chance Richards was coming back, especially after that coy Instagram exchange with Quickley yesterday, that's a you problem.

That exchange only further sealed the deal for me that he was gone. The kids like playing with us.

EJ in a couple days, most likely.

 

[_Chase_]

EJ can get preemptively pumped. Board the pump plane early, if you will.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Go chase your dreams, c***sucker.

 

[buckethead1978]

I made the GYERO wiki and NW50 probably wrote 90% of it or more.

That looked like it was written by Coolcat