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WayneDougan_rivals170043

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Question: What do you call the sweat between Dolly Parton’s boobs?

Answer: Mountain Dew

That joke was an all-timer on the playgrounds of 1980’s elementary school kids.
 
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wildcatadam6

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- Got through Season 1 of Ozark, but not sure about going forward. Is it worth the time. It started off hot, but kind of fizzled.[/QUOTE]
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krazykats

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Nov 6, 2006
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Had Mexican and at least 2 too many margaritas last night.

Of course the wife let the nieces and nephew stay over and take all the mattresses except mine to the basement for a sleepover. When I woke up at 6am not remembering why I was asleep on the floor all the kids were still up and at it.

Going to be a rude awakening today around 10-11 when I wake them up with chores and outside activity.
 
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MattsCats_rivals45322

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Jan 10, 2003
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- Opening a living room window to allow the smell of a near perfect Saturday spring morning in the Commonwealth is something I'll never get tired of.

- Fleetwood Mac 4-pack

1. Silver Springs
2. Big Love
3. Gypsy
4. Little Lies

- Speaking of songs by people from Fleetwood Mac, "Holiday Road" by Lindsey Buckingham, from the Vacation movies is right up there as one my favorite Songs From A Movie. Gun-to-head, I'm going with Q Lazzarus' "Goodbye Horses" from Silence of the Lambs.

- In a day in age where we can literally have any TV show/movie/etc at the push of a button (with a monthly subscription, mind you), I sit here thinking of the days when we'd stand in a video store for 30 minutes-to-an-hour trying to find entertainment. BONUS points if you walked in and saw an available copy of the newest VHS release and you know you just made your whole weekend.

- In the world of packaged cheese, it's Velveeta slices and then a BIG, BIG drop. Fight me.

- Have pretty much re-watched all of Mike Tyson's fights. Man, what a monster that guy was; a machine. That Buster Douglas loss broke him, much like the 2015 UK loss to Wisconsin broke Coach Cal, I feel.

- Make no mistake, I am not a fireworks fan, but it's going to be amazing to hear that first one come July when we are all back to normal. It's going to happen.
 
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tommyg4uk

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- A lot of you have met my dad here, keep him in your prayers. Nothing dire, that I know of, but was admitted last night and he's in his 70's.

- Toasted Down Home is the truth. Well done, krazy. Absolutely love the stuff. Very different flavors drinking straight/rocks...both excellent. Prefer a couple rocks, a damn good bourbon.

- IF Quickly stays, damn. Squad. Don't agree with folks saying he can't improve his stock. With his size, if he comes back and can show he can play point, think that elevates the stock a lot.

- Can't tell if bearded, DGAF, Cal is swaggy or weak.

- Think it GrandPadre had a good call on Twitter...gotta piss Cal off that Juzang committed to Cronin.
 
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_Chase_

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Jan 22, 2004
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MattsCats said:
I sit here thinking of the days when we'd stand in a video store for 30 minutes-to-an-hour trying to find entertainment. BONUS points if you walked in and saw an available copy of the newest VHS release and you know you just made your whole weekend.
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Veteran move was calling a few days before and reserving your movie/game. Only problem was getting your parents to commit early to letting you rent, since most of those decisions where made spur of the moment on Friday evening when (looking back) they were like f*ck it whatever.
 
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catsfanbgky

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****** liquor from back in the day as a 15-16 year old being able to buy from a bootlegger.

1. Wild Irish Rose - God awful 'wine". ($3 a "fifth")
2. Glenmore whiskey ($2.50 half pint)
3. Old Crow ($2.50 half pint)
4. Kesslers - Ole Julius was NOT "smooth as silk." ($2.50 half pint)
5. Strohs tall boys ($1 each or $6 per six pack)

Cisco wine back in the day was MD 20/20 on steroids. Drink a fifth of that and somebody was getting hurt.

Beastie Boys made Brass Monkey the **** for a while.

Lot of you older dudes in small towns will probably remember these. But as a 15-16 year old, that rock gut **** Marcus Welby Dom or Down Home Bourbon. Would buy one of the other, and my crew would hit the mall or Friday Night football game.
 
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anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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Haven't thought of this in ages but thanks Google. Dolly Parton calculator trick.

“Dolly Parton wears bra size 69 (type 69 into the calculator). That’s too, too, too big. (type 2 2 2). The doctor gives her fifty-one pills (type 51) to take for 8 days (type x 8). And she ends up….”

The answer is 55378008. Turn it upside-down and it says “BOOBLESS.”
 
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Holy **** that video. Catching lobs, scrubs missing jumpers over him, a “steal” where the dude just flat dribbled the ball off himself, and some of the shakiest drives I’ve ever seen.
 
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joeyrupption

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MaxPowerrr said:
Was bored last night and bought a new TV to replace the older but still working TV we’ve had since before we had kids.

this has been “Stuff Maxxxx Is Doing”, thanks for listening
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Hey guys, big developments in the proposed TV layouts at the new house. I think the living room is going to have a TV in the built-in next to the fireplace, nice and low AND, a projector screen on the adjacent wall (hidden during the day) for nighttime viewing. I mean wow.
 
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Hank Camacho

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May 7, 2002
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Let's be honest. Kalil Whitney declaring for the draft after being the worst scholarship player I can remember under Cal is hilarious. What a knucklehead.

The fact that this is emblematic of Cal not coming up with another model after the one-and-done thing ran its course is troubling.

I'm sure Whitney is staying busy picking out his draft suit like Katy Perry rather than getting in the f***ing gym.
 
MrKentucky

MrKentucky

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Mar 2, 2006
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FearThe Blue said:
Holy **** that video. Catching lobs, scrubs missing jumpers over him, a “steal” where the dude just flat dribbled the ball off himself, and some of the shakiest drives I’ve ever seen.
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A little over the half was him just playing defense. [laughing][laughing]
 
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MaxPowerrr

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Feb 9, 2006
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Man going to the neighborhood butcher is a lot more of a heart racing experience now than it was a month ago.
 
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