I picture North Korean basketball as being like the basketball scene in "Escape from L.A."
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I remember seeing a doc on ESPN a few years back that showed Marshall Henderson playing in a pro league in Iraq.
I bet that went well.
I bet that went well.
Where would Marshall Henderson feel more out of place -- Iraq, or Utah?
It's a close call, actually.
It's a close call, actually.
This guy and the LSU girl are true SEC West heroes.
Can you imagine how many times per game SEC officials would have to go the monitor to decide whether a made three pointer hit the rim or a basket was actually a dunk or a lay-in?
[sick]
Games would take 7 hours.
[sick]
Games would take 7 hours.
North Korea would have SEC refs shot and fed to pack of wild dogs...
When your shooting guard takes a contested shot, 2 seconds before all crips become 8 pointers
I think this is the most rewatchable GIF of all time. Is there any competition? Literally every single person in frame deserves to be watched at least once, and several of them deserve 7-10 rewatches. Someone should try and track as many of them down as possible and write an oral history.:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/62819453/marshall_hendersonauburn__1_.0.gif)
The old dude reminds me of good ol’ JR half heartedly standing to face down a heel wrestler.
Black dude FTW. I feel like Marshall may be the first white guy he's ever respected.
Are there any North Koreans who are even tall enough to dunk? I heard the average man is like 5’4 due to malnutrition.
Black dude in white shirt that's just like "white people be silly"
Also old dude sitting next to dude that stands. Has no clue where he is.
Also old dude sitting next to dude that stands. Has no clue where he is.
In my head canon he’s a victim of elder abuse who’s unwittingly spent thousands of dollars on Auburn basketball floor seats for this other guy who is his “caretaker”.
It’s sad, but shortly after this Marshall Henderson turns them over to the authorities.
Guy in horizontal stripes who takes his hat off is underrated. Feels like he's angry but just being an opposing fan for the first half of the GIF. Then I really think something snaps inside him. There's a lot going on there. This isn't just about Henderson for him.
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Bob Einstein (Marty Funkhouser):
The guy who gave Kim Jong Un his haircut, when he spun him around in the barber chair to have a look, how quickly do you think his head was taken off?
Bob Einstein (Marty Funkhouser):
The guy who gave Kim Jong Un his haircut, when he spun him around in the barber chair to have a look, how quickly do you think his head was taken off?
So they are playing for 100 thousand each quarter? I feel like Jordan designed this change.
It’s very simple! Now turn to page 6 of my lecture notes on the 3rd quarter bear on a unicycle routine where we left off yesterday.
I get that they want to honor Kobe but the All-Star game usually has scores of 150+ and this year they’re only going to allow 24 points in the final quarter?
I don’t know about the All Star game but that weird basketball league this summer settled OT by first to a certain score. It was awesome when it was won on a break away dunk
Ironic topic - my father in law “big earl”...has preached FOR YEARS about how the rule should run the other way ...a dunk is 1-point since it’s easier (?) for tall, athletic ppl to perform ...
I can’t TELL YOU how many games I’ve watched with him where after a slam ....I’d look across the room and see that cocked head and RUEFUL eye ...one finger raised ....”onnnnne point “
He also was using the term “dunk shot “ when I first met him so .....progress
This is Pitino-esque
The team in the lead only has to score 24 to win. They aren't only allowing 24 in the quarter.Not a doubt in my mind had Md stayed in the ACC, they'd be chanting Kobe, Kobe at the next Duke game.
That is very Pitino esque. What happened to people just saying, " I miss heard them and owe them an apology".
Ummmm - anyone see this South Carolina ba Ole Miss score (women)?
how is a 34-2 halftime score ...possible?
If I’m ole miss ...I seize the historic moment and score NOMORE ....hold press conferences afterwards...partner with charities (we know how to keep the diabetes count DOWN)...
I’m just riffin here
how is a 34-2 halftime score ...possible?
If I’m ole miss ...I seize the historic moment and score NOMORE ....hold press conferences afterwards...partner with charities (we know how to keep the diabetes count DOWN)...
I’m just riffin here
What pisses me off about the coach k “sorry I was sad about Kobe” horseshit, is that little ***** Matt norlander just reported it like it’s the f*cken gospel. No, f*ck kryzewski for even SAYING something so awful and f*ck Matt norlander for being such a gay little nerd
That is a whole lot of hate, appropriate, but a lot of hate.
No hyperbole; this is one of the most stupid things I’ve ever heard of.
Meh. They are doing it as a way to honor Kobe. And it might make it more competitive with $$$ up for grabs, as small of an amount as it is to those guys.
Coach K is a manipulative narcissist and a genuine piece of ****. Sorest loser in sports, and an absolute cocksucking hypocrite. It’s truly amazing how many media members he has fooled. Just goes to show you the general intelligence level of most sportwriters, or in the alternative, their ability to be bought by backslaps and wings, both of which are equally pathetic.
I don't think Chase likes Coach K.
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