Learn “plot to Ghostbusters 2”
-Instead of the Statue of Liberty, a 300-foot janky wooden sign comes to life and starts plodding down Avenue of Champions. Panic ensues. But not for Richie, who watches with bemusement from the top floor of the Hyatt, raising his glass.
-I understand the active shooter drills. It's a necessary evil in this culture. But what got me was when yesterday, my girls told me that even if the fire alarm goes off at school, they're not to leave the classroom until it's verified that it's an actual fire and not someone pulling the alarm in the hopes of picking off the kids as they congregate outside the building. THAT was depressing.
-Actually had the urge for about an hour this morning to join a fantasy football league. But then I remembered that would mean I'd have to pay attention to the NFL. No thanks.
-An 8-5 record seems right to me. I think they drop one they probably shouldn't drop. But that moves them to a lesser bowl, where they take out their frustration and wallop someone in Kash Daniel's finale.