Thoughts from opening day at Commonwealth:
- a draft beer stand selling ice cold Yuenglings right outside my section was a nice touch that I’ve been missing all my life.
- all the up and down with people going to and fro was a new thing, however. It used to be that people getting up during the middle of action was relatively rare. Because why - to get a sprite and a hot dog? Now, everyone is getting up and going up and down all the time because they need to slake the alcohol master.
- the short ruffled skirts the young lassies are all wearing are great. Particularly when they are blue and paired with a tight white top. We have some beautiful women here.
- when I was walking in, some ******* asked hey you want one for the road? Sure I say, thinking he’s going to offer me an ice cold Miller lite or something. Instead he gave me an almost empty fifth of goldschlager. I turned it up and tanked it, obviously, but that was weird.
- Leery will be fine. But can we get Barion returning punts please?
- you always root for USCar to lose. Jesus, wcc, you move to the burbs and look what happens!
- sitting on the dock drinking Malbec from a box and listening to Benny Goodman.