- When I am dead F’ing serious about something and I really want the person or people I’m addressing to be aware, I always end with “Capisce?” Really works as an explanation point.
- A skill I truly admire in others- the ability to make smalltalk. I hate it. I always have this lingering fear I’m the person they can’t get away from so I tend to end conversations abruptly. My dad on the other hand told me he ran into an old buddy of mine the other night and talked to him for an hour. I guarantee he’s not exaggerating.
Now in true social settings , I’m very outgoing.
- Which reminds me of one of my dad’s life rules, which I somewhat understand but not completely, “You can’t ******** a bullshitter.”
- Trying to plan a dude’s weekend trip is pure torture. No one wants to take the reigns let alone commit. Meanwhile, my wife is like 8-0 on me on friends trips the last 3 years and its all on me because my friends are all garbage MFers.
- Man the leafblower is one exciting ride until the next day when you realize all your blowing was for naught. *that’s what she said
- Ted Lasso has lost its fastball. Just weird pointless storytelling this season. Happens to them all. Even the greats like Seinfeld, Scrubs, The Andy Griffith Show and The Office.
- As for fictional bars I wouldn’t mind getting wrecked in, the dive in Shameless would be up there. Cheers of course. The Harvard bar in Good Will Hunting appears inviting. That Hawaiian bar in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” is dope.
- Looks like we’re headed back to the Bahamas to see friends in July.